When one of those little fuckers sits down near me and then I see him rubbing his little hands together schemingly. That's a jedi right there. I was thinking what religion different insects follow, and as I lay in bed in agony from being bitten by hundreds of mosquitos, I decided that mosquitos follow Ä°slam. This morning I went cow tipping and chokeholded the niggerest cow, I made him speak english ''be.........my............savior'' and then I stopped because a cows existence is miserable. Like you play the game of life and you get dealt the card ''you will spend your only chance at existence as a cow''. Do they even watersports plebian? Don't you sometimes wonder what I want, don't you sometimes think I just want your............................cunt. Women have udders and should be treated accordingly. I preach it.
Right now, I don't do shit to work out and probably have a pretty poor dietary regimen. I occasionally do some tai chi movement and meditation but I dont get active other than the occasional round of disc golf. I am a smoker which doesn't help my physique and am working on cutting back so I am hoping to eventually just cut it out. I rarely eat three meals a day and tend to go a little too hard on the little debbies.
So I am thinking of ways to stay fit with the impending apocalypse rolling in and all. Hearing everyone on the internet say that society is going to collapse puts things in perspective so now I am hoping to get in the fit fighting shape. This means that ill have to start being active. I am probably going to start lightly. Keep curbing my smoking and working towards eating three well rounded meals a day. Bump up the tai chi or maybe replace it with ba gua. Build endurance and strength through running and lifting shit. Hell maybe ill even do some motherfucking obstacle course shit.
So niggas, which ones among you stay in shape? And how do you do it?
