Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2015-09-11 at 4:17 PM UTC in What's your favorite brand of nigger?
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   I think the Toyota brand niggers are the easiest to maintain, repair, and refuel. Also the word Toyota makes me feel like a samurai so Ä° exclusively fill all of my minion needs with their agencies.
2. 2015-09-11 at 4:15 PM UTC in Victoria is literally a Plan B.
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   Her and her friend see all of my posts on here and when they get offended by something I write they hide their instagram photos for a day or two or even DELETE some of their old photos to express dıssaproval. Her friend is all pissed off about me mistreating Ashley so she...wait for it...deleted her profile picture. When you have no profile picture on facebook that's when you know it's serious buisiness.
3. 2015-09-11 at 4:08 PM UTC in Everything I learned in metaphysics university in one picture
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   Every morning we'd sing Death To False Punks as our national (Turkish) anthem, sung a minimum of three times because the song is only 17 seconds long.
   
   
   
   May induce crust patriotism.
   
   The official currency was Monkey Coins, 1 Monkey Coin = 1.5 TL = 0.5 USD = 1 bag of Taco flavored doritos which exist here and make the whole country worthwhıle = 1 handjob by a cumdumpster which mines the Monkey Coins into circulation every Wednesday on Handjob Wednesdays. We would also learn spellcasting which was just basic scientific principles of organic chemistry applied to nonpolar solvents mixed with neon teal and magenta dyes and stirred in wisserd hats which made it seem significantly more authentic.
   
   Other things that make this country worthwhile
   
   
   
4. 2015-09-11 at 3:59 PM UTC in I have the most fucked up intrusive thoughts evar
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   Another thing I do sometimes
   
   'Mom, can I get a cigarette'
   
   'No canim, smoking is bad'
   
   'Mom, let me get a cigarette'
   
   'I don't have any money'
   
   [SIZE=18px]'Mom, let me get a cigarette!!'[/SIZE]
   
   'I don't have any money, I just told you this'
   
   [SIZE=48px]'Mom, let me get a cigarette!!!!!'
   [SIZE=12px]'No'
   [SIZE=72px]'Mom, LET ME GET A FUCKING CIGARETTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'[/SIZE]
   
   Then I flip some tables over n shit, I usually have 50 cents in my hand by then after my mom searches her room for dimes, nickels, and pennies. Can hear my neighbors being all like 'how low can you even go?',I'm never ever going to get a job because I can just throw tantrums every time I want something I don't have.[/SIZE][/SIZE]
   
5. 2015-09-11 at 1:45 PM UTC in So is Arm'sMerchant really dead or what?
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   You Totse wannabes are due for a good DOS over there.

   You so scary.
6. 2015-09-11 at 1:31 PM UTC in So is Arm'sMerchant really dead or what?
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   He's trying to spam this place to death in hopes of driving members over to Totseans.com, which is where he and his cock-grabbing Totse traitor compatriots are huddled up right now.

   Fuck Totse it's dead.
7. 2015-09-11 at 1:30 PM UTC in So is Arm'sMerchant really dead or what?
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   Most bitch moan threads had thousands of views. Are you ducking and diving?

   Thousands of views was SpectraL clicking the threads about him over and over.
8. 2015-09-11 at 1:28 PM UTC in Everything I learned in metaphysics university in one picture
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   Yeah kike inspired cosmology is bullshit. The chinese actually know what they are talking about.

   What are they talking about?
9. 2015-09-11 at 1:24 PM UTC in Hey LanMan, make the forums looks like this
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   Kek ur tears r delish. Keep em flowing victim.

   Don't pout.
10. 2015-09-11 at 7:07 AM UTC in Most hillarious numbers
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11. 2015-09-11 at 7:03 AM UTC in Everything I learned in metaphysics university in one picture
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    Social studies class
12. 2015-09-11 at 6:56 AM UTC in Victoria is literally a Plan B.
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    I know what I'll do, I'll put my instagram on private. That'll sure show him.
13. 2015-09-11 at 6:53 AM UTC in Was "I have Ashley's address" saga the cringefest of the year?
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    I wrote to her 'your mom should have drowned you in the bathtub the second she realized she gave birth to a mutant' and now she stayed home from school today :(
14. 2015-09-11 at 6:50 AM UTC in What would you do with a loaded gun found in a vagina?
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    This thread is relevant to my interests.
15. 2015-09-11 at 6:49 AM UTC in I have the most fucked up intrusive thoughts evar
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    Out of nowhere I'll start thinking about roaches giving birth or swarms of maggots and flies eating a roach carcass, like holy fucking shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttt these things pop into my mind when I'm eating eggs. And sometimes when I look at myself in the mirror I imagine my nipples getting peeled off with a knife. That's just life though.
    
    If you want to make your dad really sad be lıke 'hey dad can you help me with my math HW what's length by width'
    
    'area'
    
    'NO DAD. YOU MOLESTED ME.'
    
    Watch the most profound look of shame spread across his face.
16. 2015-09-11 at 6:01 AM UTC in Hey LanMan, make the forums looks like this
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    You're not nearly sexy as SpectraL when he cries, step up your game or step out.

    
    Kek ur tears r delish. Keep em flowing victim.
17. 2015-09-11 at 5:59 AM UTC in Native Americans weren't so great
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    By your logic it seems to follow that Australians don't now own the land they occupy. Nor does any civilization that expanded through conquest.
    
    And that's just fucking retarded.
18. 2015-09-11 at 3:41 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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    Worked out well for Phillip Seymour Hoffman too.

    Nobody listens to him anymore. But instead of wondering what kind of planet you can leave for your children you should be wondering what kind of planet you can leave for Keith Richards.
19. 2015-09-11 at 3:33 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Worked out well for Phillip Seymour Hoffman too.
20. 2015-09-11 at 3:30 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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    That must be why so many heroin addicts are just thrilled with how well their lives are going.

    It's worked out pretty well for him...