Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2015-09-11 at 3:28 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   No such thing as uncomfortable and depressed when heroin is involved you know.

   
   That must be why so many heroin addicts are just thrilled with how well their lives are going.
   
2. 2015-09-11 at 3:26 AM UTC in So is Arm'sMerchant really dead or what?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   What happened to you, Beav? You used to be amusing. I've never seen you just beat the same dead horse so aggressively to the point of utter and futile embarrassing defeat. I can at least admit my own decline, but you seem to think you're doing anything significant. If you're really here just to amuse yourself as you say, that's just as fucking sad. That's what your 54 year old life has amounted to?? Finding personal amusement in following spectral around and making the same "insults" with mildly different words? This ain't zoklet's B&M, you realize that right? There aren't thousands of people watching and following along in this cringe-saga. It's just a few of us who want to chat and have some humorous exchanges and you are infesting it with stupid repetitive shit. How is does that amuse you? Is your life that fucking pathetic that you find sole satisfaction in being better than spectral, or something? The guy you seem to despise but you try so hard to make sure we all know you're not as cringey as him? JESUS FUCKING DANG THO CHRIST CRINGE POT CRAIGHEAD LITERAL BMI CHECK UNIVERSITY ANKLE BRACELETS THO!!!

   
   
   Thousands.....
   
3. 2015-09-11 at 2:45 AM UTC in So is Arm'sMerchant really dead or what?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Maybe it's obsession with spectral, mayb– no, it's clearly obsession. OBSESSION.

   Maybe somebody who gives a fuck what you think will find your corpse before your cat eats your face.
4. 2015-09-11 at 2:43 AM UTC in Hey LanMan, make the forums looks like this
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   fixd. You are a sad guy TDR. A sad strange little man. Stop being such a victim.

   You're not nearly sexy as SpectraL when he cries, step up your game or step out.
5. 2015-09-11 at 2:40 AM UTC in So is Arm'sMerchant really dead or what?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   3ch
6. 2015-09-11 at 2:34 AM UTC in Hey LanMan, make the forums looks like this
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   

   
   fixd. You are a sad guy TDR. A sad strange little man. Stop being such a victim.
7. 2015-09-11 at 2:30 AM UTC in Things that make your blood pressure go up thread
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   I see no point in explaining anything to someone that is just going to explain to me why I'm a braindead numbskull

   Film yourself 24/7 for 7 days, sober up for 7 days afterwards, watch it every day for the next 7 days in a row and get back to us 7 days after that with a 100 page single spaced, typed book report.
8. 2015-09-11 at 2:25 AM UTC in So is Arm'sMerchant really dead or what?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   ​And you're not frightening in the least.

   Which brings up a question in a long line of question you can't answer. What is that frightened you as a fragile neglected future toothless meth head youth in your early days on the Internet before you found out everyone else had email?
9. 2015-09-11 at 2:20 AM UTC in SpectraL's Inbox Prior to 1994
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   tDR is one of my secret admirers.

   
   
   
10. 2015-09-11 at 2:15 AM UTC in Getting into the abortion business
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    
    
    No ketchup even…

    
    
    
11. 2015-09-11 at 2:10 AM UTC in Hey LanMan, make the forums looks like this
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    All in all the OP is a tardbag and already allocated as cannon foldder by one side or the other, but even a blind squirrel finds acorns by accident. I am Darth Beaver and I support this initiative. Paid for by the National Darth Beaver in 2016 Committee. Funded by Donald Trump.
12. 2015-09-10 at 10:39 PM UTC in SpectraL's Inbox Prior to 1994
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    I don't think it's a secret anymore. :p

    
    QFT
13. 2015-09-10 at 10:08 PM UTC in Hey LanMan, make the forums looks like this
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Lets be honest. The forums look like shit and are a boring ghey totse, zoklet, redfern rip off. Lets make niggas in space our own by changing things up and making the forum look less shitty be condensing some stuff. Just a rough idea for what I am thinking:
    
14. 2015-09-10 at 7:37 PM UTC in What are you on?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Beer and weed. And noodles.
15. 2015-09-10 at 7:36 PM UTC in Most hillarious numbers
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    luh dem house grandmas
16. 2015-09-10 at 7:34 PM UTC in SpectraL's Inbox Prior to 1994
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    The lie is you dont give a fuck about how much like spectral you sound or how cringey your online presence is.
17. 2015-09-10 at 7:29 PM UTC in Yelling "He's got a gun!" at public venues.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    IVE GOT ANTS IN MY PANTS!!!!

    Is that what you named your dick, ants?
18. 2015-09-10 at 7:27 PM UTC in So is Arm'sMerchant really dead or what?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Unfortunately.

    Your so sexy when you cry.
19. 2015-09-10 at 7:25 PM UTC in SpectraL's Inbox Prior to 1994
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    literally something spectral would say.
    
    cringe

    Literally don't give a fuck.
20. 2015-09-10 at 7:15 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Try not to fuck it up. For real this time.

    
    Don't worry I won't, effectively my friend got me this job, so if I fuck up it reflects badly on her, and I won't let that happen. And she has a great set of tits.