Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2015-10-31 at 1:39 PM UTC in I haven't logged in for a week
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   This site gives us delusions of relevancy to something
2. 2015-10-31 at 1:19 PM UTC in Is it gay if I think this is a good song?
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   you can hear someone huffing airhorn at 0:47 and 1:13
3. 2015-10-31 at 12:59 AM UTC in My life sucks so much
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   Drink booze and be buzzed/drunk as much as you can...try to use alcohol to help you... im not saying becime alcoholic, but i am drunk right now...(fair notice) but seriously dude try to use alcohol medicinally for anxiety relief.
4. 2015-10-30 at 11:59 PM UTC in If you drive, I strongly recommend getting a dash cam...
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   ...Or just record your drive somehow, i.e. put a couple rubber bands on your visor and fasten you're phone and have it recording video while you're driving:
   
   I'm not gonna go into to much detail but about a week ago[redacted I SO WISHED that I had that shit on video...
   
   TL;DR: IF YOU DRIVE AT ALL, GET A DASHCAM!!!
5. 2015-10-30 at 10:53 PM UTC in How to be a Faggot in 27 Easy Steps
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   I see implied liberalism in anything I dont like. Dont worry fam.
6. 2015-10-30 at 10:51 PM UTC in BREAKING: Masterchan may be kill.
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   lel its just the addition of ads.
   
   If it were kill he would have just shut it down.
7. 2015-10-30 at 7:21 PM UTC in The Snickerdoodle Clan
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   We know which humans are the real humans by carefully analyzing facial expressions in photographs and seeing how much light emits from their pupil, whether their eyelids are droopy, and if there is any red eye effect in the photo, where the blood vessels closest to the surface of the cornea are demons escaping the eyeballs from the inner workings of the mind and polluting the atmosphere with bad vibes. Mincecore must be played at all times, grindcore, maaaaaybe some thrashcore. I am a demon detector, and my lifetime duties bring me endless suffering. In all my anguish I flick my mother in the face so much she thinks I am developmentally disabled and continuously alludes to it in conversation with others. She points to the license plate on a motorcycle and goes ''LOOK! It says JJ!'' because my father's initials are JJ and when our lives are symbolized in random occurences it confirms that life itself is conspiring against us because I Am A God. As the Dayglo Abortions song goes ''I do whatever I want......because I'm my own god......'' I hum to myself flatly and merrily while walking to the internet cafe during a storm and running up to a stray dog to scare him but he doesn't react and stares at me so instead I get scared and let him revel in how tough he is. The earth's malevolence as a whole is being channeled into a SINGLE female of indeterminate age at any given time and they are to be exorcised with The Wrath Of Sploo which is suprisingly fucking bad.
8. 2015-10-30 at 6:15 PM UTC in My life sucks so much
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   I haven't taken any drugs besides caffiene in months and now I realize how empty my soul is. It's not like I enjoy anything or have something to look forward to. I might as well get back on drugs as soon as possible because life is boring and nothing interests me. I don't talk to anyone and have no opprotunities to. I've been considering huffing gas until I die.
9. 2015-10-30 at 6:08 PM UTC in My life sucks so much
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   There's nothing to do about it
10. 2015-10-30 at 5:44 PM UTC in Is it gay if I think this is a good song?
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    [FONT=helvetica][SIZE=12px] Watch prank vids on youtube
    
    
    
    
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    [FONT=helvetica][SIZE=12px] is it gay that i think this is a good song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hPMmzKs62w
    
    
    
    
    
    Madonna - Bitch I'm Madonna ft. Nicki Minaj
    REBEL HEART album featuring “Living For Love,” “Ghosttown,” & “Bitch I’m Madonna” out now. ”Rebel Heart could be Madge’s best album since 1998’s Ray of Light...
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    [FONT=helvetica][SIZE=12px] Thats gay as fuck
    
    
    
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11. 2015-10-30 at 4:49 PM UTC in My life sucks so much
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    It's like hillarious
    
    I crie errytime
12. 2015-10-30 at 4:09 PM UTC in What the fuck is wrong with me- Revised
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    It's election day, folks
13. 2015-10-30 at 2:25 PM UTC in Why do people always gotta find flaws in someones character...
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    I get like ZERO credit for not being a rapist or serial killer...
14. 2015-10-30 at 11:56 AM UTC in There was a rape last night...
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    lets test that theory
    
    post nude selfies and the address where you sleep at night

    I'm in Ohio for the next month. Or you can wait until I get back to Florida to die. Take your pick and I'll PM you an address.
15. 2015-10-30 at 7:39 AM UTC in kind of worried I may have got another girl pregnant
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    What do you do? Stop being a degenerate piece of shit and fucking trash class cunts and allowing those trash class cunts to shit out your babies without even taking care of them.
    
    Grow up dood. Fucking random sluts its just sad and gross in your situation. Get your life together enough to support your current situation then PLAN for the future.
16. 2015-10-30 at 5:19 AM UTC in Challenge: Next time you interact with a bum say "sup nigga?"
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    challenge: do not interact with bums

    
    Challenge Accepted!
17. 2015-10-30 at 5:06 AM UTC in Anal: Yay or nay?
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    Since the tender young age of 14 I have been sticking various household objects up my anus. I've always enjoyed it, when I'm in the right mood. I haven't yet gotten to fuck an actual butthole though, I've been fucked in the butthole, but never fucked one. I enjoyed being fucked although I regret doing it with who I did, it was fun. I'm curious how FUCKING BUTTHOLE goes with all of you niggas in space.
18. 2015-10-30 at 5:04 AM UTC in I've never banged a chick without a rubber.
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    There is no good way to make sure of that unless you hand feed her a pill everyday. But yeah, I'm a raw dogger, big time. I have a 2 and a half year old daughter that I'm going to child custody court over in a week. The mom and I don't hate eachother ,but this kinda snaffoo will end up happening sooner or later.
    
    Currently I've been fucking an older chick, I guess I never bothered to ask her If she's on the pill but I assume since she's in her 30's she can't have kids and plus she's really successful and I don't see her getting to mixed up with me.
    
    For the last 8 months since I broke up with grimes I've been buying tons of spermicide off ebay. It's cheaper that way, it cleans out the funky germs and kills the semen. It's the way to go, It's a listerine strip that you pop in her, play with her pussy for a while, let her give you some head, then 10 minutes later you can bust and you'll be solid.
    
    I can't afford to have another kid, I already wake up every day freaking out about how I'm going to get more money. Maybe one day when I'm balling I will have another, but right now I'm being extra careful.
    
    You always have the options of raw dogging that ass pussy or that mouth pussy.

    
    Wait, wait, what? I've never heard of this spermicide strip thing. What the fuuuk? I need to look into this. My er, current fucky toy has an iud and something like this would probably make me feel a lot better, that double protection. I need to look into this, I hadn't even thought of spermicides. Is it not bad for her ph levels? Also lol @ a woman in her 30's not being able to have kids. Give that another decade or two bro.
    
    http://www.webmd.com/menopause/guide/menopause-information
19. 2015-10-30 at 4:58 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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    Went to lie down because I was feeling particularly down, ended up thinking about sad things in life and crying (pretty common occurrence mornings and nights in bed), then drifting to sleep. The major depression equivalent of naps.
    
    I'd ask whether you ever do this and how often you cry, PoC, but you wouldn't tell us. So closed off.

    
    Out of curiosity, what does your crying look like? I'm gonna be honest- I cry sometimes but it's just tearing up. Never out of 'just' a thinking depression though.
20. 2015-10-30 at 4:51 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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    It's because of the T-PAIN. You will have to be completely off that shit before you try another opiate, your tolerance becomes astronomical. Or, maybe, the genetic thing. Remember bradley b? opiates dont affect him at all.

    
    Does T-PAIN really fuck your tolerance that bad comparatively? I've been on it for ~1.5 months. I want to get off it but, it halps me a lot with pain/problems. I should probably taper off soon but it's easy to just keep using.