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2015-10-30 at 4:47 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Hey malice, why don't you go out and you know, talk to people? Could it be you just haven't found those people who you'd connect with? I'm sure there are those out there, but they are too shy and holed up in their apartments just like you are to come out and talk to the rest of the world. You should at least give this a shot before you commit suicide, you have so much more to explore in life before you clock out. What have you go to lose? What are you afraid of? Sure, the chances are that the vast majority of people you meet, especially for you, you will not like. But isn't it worth the search, if only to see what it's like? Go set up a date online, go to events, take a class, do something with your life and try to socialize with other people. Make a goddamned friend before you decide you've had enough with life. You seem to switch on and off between "I wonder what its like to have people im so sad" to "fuck people i dont need them people are this and that". It's kind of ridiculous considering you haven't had any sort of real, meaningful connection to any other human in your entire life. Go see what that's like.

And if nothing else, if absolutely nothing else, go get yourself a hooker before you clock out.

You could also hitchhike aimlessly

or pawn everything and fly to another country

you could go live in the wilderness

You could do a lot of things. You have no obligations, you have all the time in the world, you have a good brain on you but you haven't a very good head. Do something now instead of just doing nothing forever. There is so much shit you can do malice, so much shit. I often wish I didn't have anyone who gave a shit about me, or any obligations to anybody, any responsibilities, you have that. Don't waste it like you have been.

2015-10-30 at 4:36 AM UTC in Submit your application here to be Zanick's personal assistant

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Age: I can drink now
Sex: Yes
Ethnicity: Knows how to make pico de gallo
Work history: I push carts and take out trash
Why I am interested in this position: I have always had an interest in maintaining genital piercings.
Why you should hire me: I think my guacamole skills and pico de gallo experience puts me ahead of the competition in regards to ethnic flavorings of the glans.

2015-10-30 at 2:19 AM UTC in Challenge: Next time you interact with a bum say "sup nigga?"

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

I also challenge you to carry around a little 50ml bottle of liquor to give to him and $2

2015-10-29 at 11:48 PM UTC in LittlestNiggerRigged Pumpkin Bong (OR Happy Halloween Faggots 420blazeitErrday)

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Step 4. Place your appendages onto the pumpkin. You want the baster or hooka hose to go far enough into the pumpkin but not into the water. As for the Slide holder the stem must go down into the water the entire way. NOTE: What I did to test if it was working was I filled the pumpkin with water through the top hole. I had the slide holder in already so every so often I would stop and see if water could be sucked through the side holder. If it can be sucked through the slide holder when the pumpkin is placed on a flat surface your water level is perfect.

Step 5. Pack a bowl of premium ganja, light the fucker up and enjoy.

2015-10-29 at 11:48 PM UTC in LittlestNiggerRigged Pumpkin Bong (OR Happy Halloween Faggots 420blazeitErrday)

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

I know not all of you are 420blazeit fags but I am. And I want to share this with those of you who also 420balzeit.

To make a pumpkin bong get the following:
1 Pumpkin round and plump
A wine bottle opener (corkscrew)
A thin knife. No wider than the diameter of the slide holder or turkey baster.
Two Turkey Basters OR A slide holder and A hooka hose

These were my starting items. I replaced the turkey baster with the hose from a hooka:

Step 1. Decide where you want your stems. If you need to add a choke choose a good spot for that as well. I made a small horizontal incision where I wanted the stems to go.

Step 2. In each spot screw the corkscrew into the pumpkin. For the stem I suggest straight down from the top, for the slide holder you will want it to angle down into the pumpkin and for a choke you want it anywhere above the waterline (above the slide holder). This step is to ensure the pumpkin does not split in the next step.

Step 3. Slide the thin knife so the tip is in the hole made by the corkscrew. Twist the knife around to imitate a drill and make a hole going into the pumpkin. You can see I made one hole straight down from the top and my slide holder hole is at an angle. I did not make a choke. If you choose to use a turkey baster I advise you get a slightly larger knife and widen the hole.

2015-10-29 at 10:01 PM UTC in Where do you keep your green?

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

in front of me at all times

2015-10-29 at 8:48 PM UTC in I poured soda on my mom's head while she was sleeping

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

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2015-10-29 at 8:44 PM UTC in why do people kill people?

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Killing was an evolutionary advantage. On the large scale, if another animal is in your vicinity it may be a threat to your survival by taking your food. So an animal killing another animal of different species or even the same is not uncommon if food the hunting grounds are confined. A carry over to human society is killing people over land as for humans holding territory for hunting and gathering or agriculture is what hunting grounds are to animals. If you and your niggas could kill and enslave a town they get land, resources, etc. If you cant defend your town from attackers, you lose your resources.

Under these conditions those that not only can kill but kill willingly have a leg up on those with reservations against killing.

The carry over to the modern day, I speculate, is that people who tend to commit murder come from a line where such a thing was necessary for survival. With it no longer being necessary those traits carry over into ideological determination to kill (i.e. terrorisms, mass murder, war and shit) or emotional determination to kill (crimes of passion, thrill killing, most isolated incidents in a community rather than large scale). But that bit is just my speculation.

2015-10-29 at 8:33 PM UTC in why do people kill people?

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obviously out of self defense, or either real or imagined necessity sometimes but i mean the desire to end an existence as a form of revenge.

if youre pissed off at someone and want to beat their ass, it serves a point at least because they will remember the pain and hopefully for you not do whatever it was that pissed you off again, regardless of whether you were right for it or not

but if someone kills someone, what they really are doing is just preventing that person from participating in life anymore. regardless if the murder itself is violent or not, the act of purposely ending someones existence just seems like a terribly shitty thing to do.

2015-10-29 at 7:55 PM UTC in Formation of enzyme-substrate complexes

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Irc convo pertinent to the subject: [TABLE]
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[FONT=Arial][SIZE=11px]<thelittlestnigger>: [/SIZE][/FONT]danks fam[/TD]
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[TD][FONT=Arial][SIZE=11px]<Sophie>: [/SIZE][/FONT]you wanna know how compounds are formed within enzymes?[/TD]
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[TD][FONT=Arial][SIZE=11px]<Sophie>: [/SIZE][/FONT]or how they form compounds[/TD]
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[TD][FONT=Arial][SIZE=11px]<thelittlestnigger>: [/SIZE][/FONT]how they form compounds[/TD]
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[TD][FONT=Arial][SIZE=11px]<thelittlestnigger>: [/SIZE][/FONT]like the book gives a rough view of the process[/TD]
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[TD][FONT=Arial][SIZE=11px]<thelittlestnigger>: [/SIZE][/FONT]but its pretty imprecise imo[/TD]
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[TD][FONT=Arial][SIZE=11px]<Sophie>: [/SIZE][/FONT]well as you know you have over 9000 enzymes[/TD]
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[TD][FONT=Arial][SIZE=11px]<Sophie>: [/SIZE][/FONT]and they all form different compounds[/TD]
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[TD][FONT=Arial][SIZE=11px]<Sophie>: [/SIZE][/FONT]by biosynthesis, hydroxylase, decarboxylase[/TD]
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[TD][FONT=Arial][SIZE=11px]<Sophie>: [/SIZE][/FONT]etc[/TD]
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[TD][FONT=Arial][SIZE=11px]<Sophie>: [/SIZE][/FONT]but how they know how to do what they need to do for decarboxylase in example is beyond me[/TD]
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[TD][FONT=Arial][SIZE=11px]<thelittlestnigger>: [/SIZE][/FONT]Aight. No worries fam. Would you say the -lase type is a major determining factor of the compound formed by a particular enzyme-substrate?[/TD]
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[TD][FONT=Arial][SIZE=11px]<thelittlestnigger>: [/SIZE][/FONT]I mean that seems obvious but i wanna make sure im on the right track[/TD]
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[TD][FONT=Arial][SIZE=11px]<Sophie>: [/SIZE][/FONT]if i had to hazard a an educated guess i would say yes[/TD]
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2015-10-29 at 7:35 PM UTC in How to be a Faggot in 27 Easy Steps

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Irish Spring, wow, such progress

FACT: Only a liberal will assume everyone uses the same soap as them.

Pretentious cunts.

2015-10-29 at 7:13 PM UTC in Come hang out on my IRC channel.

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

GET IN IRC FAM!

2015-10-29 at 6:41 PM UTC in Formation of enzyme-substrate complexes

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

There is no science forum so ill poast this here.

So I am reading this book on biochemistry. Its a little bit dated (published 1965) and in the section discussing properties of enzymes it states that we don't know much about how enzyme substrate complexes and compounds are formed at active centres. I am wondering if we made substantial progress in figuring that out since the 60's and if there is anything I should add to my notes regarding the process.

If this is unclear ill definitely provide more info.

2015-10-29 at 6:35 PM UTC in Plz add science forum

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I want to talk about science and math. God-King Lanny, would you be so kind as to add a science forum or add science and math to the description of discussion in Oh the Humanities or some shit?

2015-10-29 at 5:48 PM UTC in Where do you keep your green?

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

rolled up in empty pill bottles

2015-10-29 at 5:39 PM UTC in Is it gay if I think this is a good song?

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

aliens

2015-10-29 at 5:31 PM UTC in Is it gay if I think this is a good song?

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

''Is it gay if I think this is a good song?''

Absolutely not.

2015-10-29 at 5:17 PM UTC in what the fuck is wrong with me??????????

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

no.. smexy means smart and sexy.. most anime girls tend to be smart and this one probably is and she is definitely sexy.

One month of cyberbullying FIXED

2015-10-29 at 5:13 PM UTC in Is it gay if I think this is a good song?

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Bitch is like 60

2015-10-29 at 12:09 PM UTC in Is it gay if I think this is a good song?

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

im in third grade. i just started producing smen and i am eligible for fuck. i live in bumblefuk cincinatti. call me. my number is 2

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