Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2015-11-03 at 8:05 PM UTC in I haven't been to school in like a month
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I haven't been to school in 3 years. Now I am a successful string salesman.
2. 2015-11-03 at 7:49 PM UTC in Is it gay if I think this is a good song?
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   [FONT=helvetica][SIZE=12px]You know bro, I wish music like this can be heard by everyone bro. There are just so many fucking breakdowns bro. Riffs? Fuck that bro we have breakdowns! Melody? Fuck that bro we have them sweeps, actually no we don't, we have breakdowns! Albums? We h[/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=helvetica][SIZE=12px]ave two of them with one song, you know the one that goes "chug chug chug chug chug chug chug chug chug"? That's it bro! Our vocalist too bro! He does the same shit every song bro! I adore this band bro.
   
   HERE COMES THE HEAVY PART BRO[/SIZE][/FONT]
3. 2015-11-03 at 7:49 PM UTC in why do people kill people?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   for teh lulz and top kekking keks
4. 2015-11-03 at 6:27 PM UTC in Hey Brick
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   I hate it when Amerifags speak German. I mean i'm Dutch but at least it doesn't sound ridiculous when a Dutch person speaks German. Amerifags really butcher the language with their pronounciation.

   
   You have to look at the difference between speakers though. There is a difference between some idiot who is trying to sound german shouting "NEEN!" or "GootENMORgen" and someone who has actually studies the phonetics of the language and along with speaking the language aims to have a correct accent as well.
   
   And Russian sounds WAYYY more badass than German. Plus way more people speak it.
5. 2015-11-03 at 5:20 PM UTC in Making money using a 3D printer
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   Making quad copter frames would actually be pretty good. Could probably even do props and other parts, maybe even make a kit to put together where all you need to get is motors. Kinda be beginner DIY copter.
   
   When I was a youngin I hella nerfed with my pals and we modded the shit out of those fuckers. Custom plunger mechanisms would hit it big time with some people in your area im sure.
   
   You got a lot of potential when you can print 3D to where its pretty much your imagination limiting you.
6. 2015-11-03 at 5 PM UTC in I haven't been to school in like a month
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
   
   I'm there for you
7. 2015-11-03 at 4:58 PM UTC in Rank your STEM faves
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   none, stem is for fags
8. 2015-11-03 at 4:58 PM UTC in Does anyone else here love to laugh?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I hate laughter because I am squidward
9. 2015-11-03 at 4:42 PM UTC in Does anyone else here love to laugh?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   I didn't see that comment coming when I made this thread at all…. =/

   Which explains why you clicked "Post Reply".
10. 2015-11-03 at 4:38 PM UTC in Hey Brick
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    I hate it when Amerifags speak German. I mean i'm Dutch but at least it doesn't sound ridiculous when a Dutch person speaks German. Amerifags really butcher the language with their pronounciation.

    German still sounds bad ass.
11. 2015-11-03 at 4:04 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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    Those of you in Ohio better be voting today
12. 2015-11-03 at 1:02 PM UTC in Where do you keep your green?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    In a baggie
13. 2015-11-03 at 12:58 PM UTC in Homosexuals are gay
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    As a heteroromantic homosexual I mildly agree with this proposition. Though wish you to know it could be greatly expanded upon.

    Quiet fag
14. 2015-11-03 at 12:53 PM UTC in Does anyone else here love to laugh?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I get my daily dose of laughter from laughing @ OP
15. 2015-11-03 at 11:18 AM UTC in Psuedoephedrine as a stimulant/study aid?
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    I had a stroke
16. 2015-11-03 at 5:01 AM UTC in ATTN: EVERYONE
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Wow, you think we are going to do something about this? You give us some doods twitter and expect what? We call the ASPCA about his methods of discipline? Sure its not grand to belt a cat but I got better things to do.
17. 2015-11-03 at 2:41 AM UTC in kind of worried I may have got another girl pregnant
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I want to grab Bill Krozby by the neck and crush his throat.
18. 2015-11-03 at 1:55 AM UTC in Make money by being a druggie and fapping
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    If you've got a pretty face and can make yourself presentable you can become a male escort. That's what I do, I work in the Bay Area and have worked with all sorts of nice men working in Silicon Valley.
    
    Tonight I'm going for sushi with an executive from Oracle.
19. 2015-11-03 at 1:06 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Well, got kicked out my house. Apparently me making a bonfire was "disturbing the other residents". It was a damn good fire. Well worth it. Moving in with an mcat dealer tomorrow, their neighbour sells weed too so I'm moving up in the world.

    
    Steal from both of them and then set it up to where they blame each other.
    
20. 2015-11-02 at 10:14 PM UTC in kind of worried I may have got another girl pregnant
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    I've been fucking/dating a girl with two kids who's trying to have my baby, to the point of locking in her heels when I'm about to cum when I fuck her missionary. I have no spawn and although she is basically a dumb cokewhore (which I've called her many times, even though she only does cocaine about once a month) I might put a baby in it because she already has the infrastructure with her other two kids to ensure a sort of family thing happens. She's white AF and all her male family members are athletes. I worry about her IQ though, it's probably like 96 although she has a weirdly specific way of recalling random letters and numbers, I bet if you showed her PI to the 9000'th place a week later she could remember the first 100 with like 80% accuracy. Fuck I dunno, maybe I should just kill her