Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2015-11-01 at 1:32 PM UTC in why do people kill people?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   @OP Because niggers.
2. 2015-11-01 at 12:14 PM UTC in If you drive, I strongly recommend getting a dash cam...
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   me
   
   well, legally.

   But you still drive...
3. 2015-11-01 at 12:12 PM UTC in The Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings of Sussex Poetry Thread
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Hey kiddo, gettin pretty good at the ctrl-C crtl-V eh?

   Better at that than you are at trolling skippy.
4. 2015-11-01 at 9:13 AM UTC in Hey Brick
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   >Asks Question about eastern European language
   
   >Italian or Spanish will do the trick
   
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5. 2015-11-01 at 9:10 AM UTC in Happy Halloween!
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   they're a lot less attractive than they think they are.

   
   x isnt as a as you x thinks x is
   
   

   children are not as attractive as you think they are.

   
   

   Guys aren't as attractive as you think they are.

   
   x isnt as a as y thinks x is
   
   I am a lot more attractive than you think I am
   
   I is more a than y thinks I is
   
   And thats what a logic thinker does.
   
6. 2015-11-01 at 4:14 AM UTC in Whats an easy to fake injury?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   High liter in butthole shud do the trick
7. 2015-11-01 at 4:13 AM UTC in I could really use some weed right now
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   ITT we take hits for Actor.
   
   Feels blazed mang
8. 2015-11-01 at 12:35 AM UTC in I want to knock up my 17 year old next door neigbor
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   ask her if shes seen "mike hawk"
9. 2015-11-01 at 12:21 AM UTC in I want to knock up my 17 year old next door neigbor
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   shes hot.
10. 2015-10-31 at 11:23 PM UTC in I could really use some weed right now
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    im about to take a bong rip
11. 2015-10-31 at 10:57 PM UTC in I could really use some weed right now
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    *sigh*
12. 2015-10-31 at 10:45 PM UTC in Whats an easy to fake injury?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    [please delete this thread, thanks. :p ]
13. 2015-10-31 at 10:30 PM UTC in If you drive, I strongly recommend getting a dash cam...
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    i would but i cant
14. 2015-10-31 at 10:24 PM UTC in If you drive, I strongly recommend getting a dash cam...
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    i would but i cant
15. 2015-10-31 at 10:21 PM UTC in I need adderall, oxycodone, and valium
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    For chronic fatugue, anxiety, and occasional back/neck pain. I really do need to be prescribed those drugs but life isn't fair.
16. 2015-10-31 at 10:19 PM UTC in I could really use some weed right now
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Ah shit...
17. 2015-10-31 at 10:13 PM UTC in Homosexuals are gay
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    ^
18. 2015-10-31 at 7:29 PM UTC in The Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings of Sussex Poetry Thread
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Hey kiddo, gettin pretty good at the ctrl-C crtl-V eh?
19. 2015-10-31 at 3:58 PM UTC in The Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings of Sussex Poetry Thread
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    The dead swans lay in the stagnant pool.
    
    They lay. They rotted.
    
    They turned Around occasionally.
    
    Bits of flesh dropped off them from time to time.
    
    And sank into the pool's mire.
    
    They also smelt a great deal.
20. 2015-10-31 at 3:45 PM UTC in If you drive, I strongly recommend getting a dash cam...
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

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    TL;DR: IF YOU DRIVE AT ALL, GET A DASHCAM!!!

    
    
    Who doesn't drive?