2015-10-30 at 7:21 PM UTC
We know which humans are the real humans by carefully analyzing facial expressions in photographs and seeing how much light emits from their pupil, whether their eyelids are droopy, and if there is any red eye effect in the photo, where the blood vessels closest to the surface of the cornea are demons escaping the eyeballs from the inner workings of the mind and polluting the atmosphere with bad vibes. Mincecore must be played at all times, grindcore, maaaaaybe some thrashcore. I am a demon detector, and my lifetime duties bring me endless suffering. In all my anguish I flick my mother in the face so much she thinks I am developmentally disabled and continuously alludes to it in conversation with others. She points to the license plate on a motorcycle and goes ''LOOK! It says JJ!'' because my father's initials are JJ and when our lives are symbolized in random occurences it confirms that life itself is conspiring against us because I Am A God. As the Dayglo Abortions song goes ''I do whatever I want......because I'm my own god......'' I hum to myself flatly and merrily while walking to the internet cafe during a storm and running up to a stray dog to scare him but he doesn't react and stares at me so instead I get scared and let him revel in how tough he is. The earth's malevolence as a whole is being channeled into a SINGLE female of indeterminate age at any given time and they are to be exorcised with The Wrath Of Sploo which is suprisingly fucking bad.
2015-10-31 at 6:49 AM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
I remember back in my day I used to buy snicker pops at the eckard's for a nickel
2015-11-04 at 5:51 PM UTC
Out of nowhere he's says "You know.. I like to walk on the hash-marks and step right in the middle.."
I respond "What hash-marks are you talking about man?"
He says "The ones painted on the road. I like to step right in the middle and it makes them fold in half! It's really crazy!"
That freaked me the fuck out! But I act like it's normal and just say "Yeah that sounds pretty crazy man..."
It makes me wonder what's going on inside his head? And how crazy he really is? He thinks he can make the paint on the street fold in half by stepping on it!?!?!?
2015-11-04 at 6:15 PM UTC
Dayglo abortions are pretty cool guy and the apex of music prowess for broke and hopeless/homeless Canadian punks
