Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2015-11-16 at 2:42 AM UTC in Cutting up lil girls: A short poem
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   It is totally fucked up, but it was a friend who wrote it, not I. I'm posting for him. Fiction is a crazy thing.
2. 2015-11-16 at 2:18 AM UTC in A bundy Vocal Cover: The Legend Of Pat Brown
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3. 2015-11-16 at 2:05 AM UTC in If I had a 25lb weight holding me down, i'd sink...
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   But I weighed 25 more pounds, I wouldn't...
4. 2015-11-16 at 1:59 AM UTC in The hard problem of consciousness
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   Why don't our bodies go around doing everything we do and we just experience nothing?
   
5. 2015-11-16 at 12:47 AM UTC in Can you count to 30 in 5 seconds?
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   zeroonetwothreeforfivesixsevenayninteneleventwelirteeforteenfifteensicnldksgjdljkfhuiruwebtgkhfsdvcgfrelgfjps
6. 2015-11-15 at 9:43 PM UTC in Posters this site could really use
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   You couldn't even keep a ragtag team of resistance fighters from shutting down the site.

   
   
7. 2015-11-15 at 6:35 PM UTC in Cutting up lil girls: A short poem
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   Creative writing time
   
   See that child over there?
   With A cup breasts and long brown hair?
   She looks like she could use a friend
   Just have to wait until the end
   Touch her hand and give her a smile
   Get to know her for a while
   Then you can get even closer
   As long as you hide everything from her
   Give her a hug, give her a kiss
   We all know she will be missed
   Stab her in the back...with scissors
   Duct tape her mouth...for pleasure
   Slit her throat, she gurgles on her blood
   Make her take a bath in ass mud
   Make a necklace of her fingers and toes
   Find a spot in the fridge for her nose
8. 2015-11-15 at 6:01 PM UTC in I'd like make a list of a few sec related perl and shellscripts.
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   How much perl do you have under your belt? I made a thread a while back that got quite a few perl resources. You posted in it but lanny and I also added some stuff. I can dig it up if you want it. Otherwise im not much help.
9. 2015-11-15 at 6:53 AM UTC in "You're gonna die anyways, so who cares?"
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   ITT:
   
   Russians… They are always so dark…
   

   
   Hi Ashley
10. 2015-11-15 at 6:48 AM UTC in WHATS UP! How is everyone?
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    I've been places at times doing things.
11. 2015-11-15 at 4:46 AM UTC in I could go for a rum & coke right about now...
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    Rum & cocaine that is ;)
12. 2015-11-15 at 2:29 AM UTC in The "sploo takes bundy" thread
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    i tripped alot and im sutpid
13. 2015-11-14 at 8:58 PM UTC in Posters this site could really use
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    Rocklin
    Fanglekai
    Idiosyncracy
    Chris Hansen
    Zek
    the real -Spectral
14. 2015-11-14 at 6:53 PM UTC in The "sploo takes bundy" thread
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15. 2015-11-14 at 5:06 PM UTC in The "sploo takes bundy" thread
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    Bought 1.7 grams for 22$, took 400mg today, 500mg tommorrow, 800mg the next day, 800mg the day after that, then I'll smoke 4 grams of spice
    
    Will update with how my trip goes
16. 2015-11-14 at 2:06 PM UTC in Do tDRs exist objectively?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    You… are an especially distasteful person.

    I can see how my biggest victim would feel that way.
17. 2015-11-14 at 2:05 PM UTC in Chakra Attack!
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    TLDR
18. 2015-11-14 at 12:43 PM UTC in Do fast food workers deserve a $15 wage?
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    He doesn't have to pay more for everything, just fastfood and manual labor and such which are pretty cheap anyway. The world would actually probably be a better place if you had to be wealthy to eat and mcdonalds anyway. The market price for lawyers is not set by what construction workers can bear bruh.

    Until you've lived in the real world you are never going to get it. When I entered the workforce min wage was $2.15/hour, milk was $.79, gas was $.50, and a loaf of bread was $.25. Now minimum wage is $7.25, milk is close to $4.00, gas is $2.50 (was close to $4.00), and a loaf of bread is $3.00. So unless that attorney doesn't eat or own a car his expenses have gone up and so have his fees.
    
    But do the math yourself Einstein.
19. 2015-11-14 at 12:34 PM UTC in Nothing exciting ever happens here.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    I was a mod of the roughest forum at &Temple of the Screaming Electron, with Metaphysicist as my co-mod. I was also mod at TheRevoltPress, with the administrator xannax as my co-mod. Then I was a mod of Zoklet, with the administrator zok as my co-mod. And you guys have the nerve to say I don't have the qualifications? Get out of town, Charlie Brown.

    You couldn't even handle me at TDD without breaking your own crayons.
20. 2015-11-14 at 12:28 PM UTC in Are you gonna do anything crazy when you're old?
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    lol.. you mad old bro?
    
    *get off my lawn you whimpers snappers!*
    
    

    Why in the world would I be mad that you're a moron?