Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2015-11-14 at 2:13 AM UTC in Just buy a camper and you're pretty much set for life...
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Until it leaks.
2. 2015-11-14 at 1:28 AM UTC in I've remembered my true calling.
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I'm going to mope for a week in a semi-dissociated state until I buy more bundy, so on and so forth, that's what I've spent the last six years doing, until I got hooked on spice which is more or less heroin addiction
3. 2015-11-14 at 12:47 AM UTC in I've remembered my true calling.
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   The internet is a medium that people can use to communicate across the globe at a speed never before seen in history. When you spill your heart out to the entire world and not even a single person replies, you are truly alone.

   
   That's okay, my bby is back.
   
   bundy is my lover and Elliot Rodgers is my god.
4. 2015-11-13 at 11:59 PM UTC in I'm gonna pour some honey on my dick
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   for the fuck of it.
5. 2015-11-13 at 11:33 PM UTC in If you could change the sound of your car horn to anything what sound?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   It's be cool to have a soundboard with stock sound effects on your control panel that played on a loudspeaker
6. 2015-11-13 at 11:30 PM UTC in fuck muslims
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   they done a terror attack in france, such primitive people much wow
7. 2015-11-13 at 6:48 PM UTC in Just buy a camper and you're pretty much set for life...
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   You'll never gotta be homeless, you always got a place to sleep...
8. 2015-11-13 at 6:46 PM UTC in Going to a store shitfaced in the middle of the night
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Lol if the laws weren't so gay i'd recommend driving around a motorized shopping cart but you might get a dui. No actually scratch that, go to a subway totally shitfaced and try ordering something lol.
9. 2015-11-13 at 6:41 PM UTC in Posters this site could really use
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   -Enter
   -Vizier
   -Bumble
   -STEROS
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10. 2015-11-13 at 6:39 PM UTC in Eating some of your pets meat after it dies
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    That would be a nice ritual to honor its life. Eat just some of it, then bury the rest of it's body. There could be a whole service for pet butchering if people could just be open minded.
11. 2015-11-13 at 6:27 PM UTC in Should I become a fatass for a while?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Meh, i'll probably half ass it and just gain a couple pounds.
12. 2015-11-13 at 6:26 PM UTC in *farts*
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    *smells it*
13. 2015-11-13 at 6:17 PM UTC in I kinda think shower beers are a little overrated...
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    It's just a beer...in the shower...I don't think it's really all that great... just get drunk and take a shower and enjoy it fully without having to fuck around with a beer in there.
14. 2015-11-13 at 6:04 PM UTC in Kreepykay: dead
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    She may as well be, girl looks like a dang skeleton these days- her and litemex alike. Little cringe skeletons. Skel skels. Ole skels skels those two. Like two peas in a casket.

    
    
    Don't speak ill of the dead...faget... *gives mq a titty twister*
15. 2015-11-13 at 6:01 PM UTC in Do tDRs exist objectively?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    You… are an especially distasteful person.

    
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16. 2015-11-13 at 5:54 PM UTC in *cracks open a beer, eats a deep dish pizza*
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    *watches a prison documentary* Yup... i guess my life ain't that bad... *takes a nap*
17. 2015-11-13 at 5:11 PM UTC in Ok guys help me own this network.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    You'd need a data pipe setup.

    You need a lobotomy.
18. 2015-11-13 at 5:09 PM UTC in Wish me luck!
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I see lame.
19. 2015-11-13 at 5:06 PM UTC in Nothing exciting ever happens here.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Maybe that's just what I want them to think. Did you ever consider that?

    
    More like you are trying to disguise the smell of your bullshit by farting on it.
20. 2015-11-13 at 5:04 PM UTC in "You're gonna die anyways, so who cares?"
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    When you "die", you're not quite gone forever yet. So, yes, it matters.

    Listen to him this time. He's been dead for years and still isn't quite gone.