2015-11-15 at 6:35 PM UTC
Creative writing time
See that child over there?
With A cup breasts and long brown hair?
She looks like she could use a friend
Just have to wait until the end
Touch her hand and give her a smile
Get to know her for a while
Then you can get even closer
As long as you hide everything from her
Give her a hug, give her a kiss
We all know she will be missed
Stab her in the back...with scissors
Duct tape her mouth...for pleasure
Slit her throat, she gurgles on her blood
Make her take a bath in ass mud
Make a necklace of her fingers and toes
Find a spot in the fridge for her nose
2015-11-16 at 1:31 AM UTC
hey, youve got to hide your love away
HEYYYYYYYYOOuve got to hideeeyour love aywaye
2015-11-16 at 2:40 AM UTC
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
You people are just sick.
2015-11-16 at 2:42 AM UTC
It is totally fucked up, but it was a friend who wrote it, not I. I'm posting for him. Fiction is a crazy thing.
2015-11-16 at 2:50 AM UTC
That feel when you find out your best friend Roshambo/Dissociator has Mafia connections in case anything goes ever goes bad...