Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2015-12-21 at 4:24 AM UTC in Sometimes I think my life is great
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Sleep on the couch, eat on the couch, procreate on the couch.
   
   
   
   My dad came home from work at 10p.m. and bought me a bag of cheetos because he couldn't get me McDonalds. Family Guy is on. I leave the fan on because the sound relaxes me, but it doesn't make me feel cold because of my blanket.
   
   
   
   I put my jacket on when I need to buy cigarettes, energy drinks, and beer. The cans and bags line the floor because I like my couch the most.
   
   
   
   I yell up the stairs "Mom! I'm hungry, can you cook me something?"
   
   "Sure, it'll be ready in half an hour."
   
   Delivery-style.
   
   
   
   It's fried venison and golden rice (farmed with gold)
   
   But still, I'm bored...runescape doesn't cut it all of the time :/
2. 2015-12-21 at 2:47 AM UTC in "We wish you a shitty christmas, we wish you a shitty christmas,"
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   "we wish you a shitty christmas and a fucked up new year." heh heh. those were some good christmas carolers
3. 2015-12-21 at 2:17 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I took two of them, I think I'm buzzed but I'm not sure.
4. 2015-12-21 at 2:13 AM UTC in Getting my life together
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I tried to get my life together. It wasn't fun and didn't work.
5. 2015-12-21 at 1:40 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
   
   they look similar to this
6. 2015-12-21 at 1:34 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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   For the second time, I've gotten some unmarked pills that give me an effect like an opiate. I've never heard of illicitly pressed heroin pills, and if it was an opiate pharm, it would have some markings on it. Instead it's just like a crudely pressed white pill. What might I be taking, if it isn't just some melatonin placebo or some garbage?
7. 2015-12-20 at 3:49 PM UTC in any way to extract codeine from pill without do the cold water method
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   (once extracted I need to be able to make a pill with it)
8. 2015-12-20 at 5:36 AM UTC in Tool isn't actually that bad
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   hahaha, that's so original. No one has ever made that joke before.

   
   I haven't researched enough into Tool to know all the Tool memes and Tool counterculture
9. 2015-12-20 at 5:31 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   You should feel ashamed.
10. 2015-12-20 at 4:58 AM UTC in I am BEER GOD......
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I mean...you might be beer god....
11. 2015-12-20 at 4 AM UTC in Too drunk to cum
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12. 2015-12-20 at 2:11 AM UTC in Truth be told...
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    I'd rather find drugs on the ground/floor than money :-)
13. 2015-12-20 at 1:11 AM UTC in Too drunk to cum
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Boo dum boo dum
14. 2015-12-19 at 10:31 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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    A smackhead just beat me at chess oh god this is embarrassing.
15. 2015-12-19 at 3:49 AM UTC in What does your laugh sound like?
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    http://vocaroo.com/i/s11LyQ2MkodZ
16. 2015-12-19 at 3:46 AM UTC in Why do people commit indecent exposure?
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    Cause their bored and perverts?
17. 2015-12-19 at 3:44 AM UTC in Am I transgender/sexual?
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    Hey verified quasi-tranny, am I decidedly masculine?
18. 2015-12-19 at 3:37 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I loving going on overnight benders where I consume 100+ dollars of cough syrup, pot, nitrous, and malt liquor in one sitting. Blow through all cash in about 3 days. Waking up at like 10pm to continue the cycle.
19. 2015-12-19 at 1:49 AM UTC in best way in the uk to get subscribed opiods?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    the doctor, or a drug dealer
20. 2015-12-19 at 1:43 AM UTC in best way in the uk to get subscribed opiods?
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    ?