Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2015-12-26 at 6:10 AM UTC in love is really fucked up
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   didn't read
2. 2015-12-26 at 6:07 AM UTC in When may I have the Dumpster Slut monikor returned?
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   I want my fucking account back. Tdr took my name because I get under his thin skin. I don't know how long he imitated me but it's cringe as fuck how he tried to copy my style.
   
   spectral im not an alt you fucking old bitch
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
3. 2015-12-26 at 6:04 AM UTC in I'm in Myanmar
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   The only mediocrity in my life is when im taking a shit and thinking how much it smells like your posts

   
   Seriously? You're dumber than I thought
   
4. 2015-12-26 at 6:04 AM UTC in I'm in Myanmar
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Damn, wish I had seen the original post before you edited it.

   
   You're a strange one
   
5. 2015-12-26 at 6:03 AM UTC in I'm in Myanmar
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Thanks for uploading pictures. :)
   
   That food looks good. I like eating Thai food, I actually eat it more than any other restaurants.
   
   So you're back in America for now and than off to Thailand?
   
   yes
   
   How much do these flights cost?
   
   check out google.com/flights
   some can be 450 one way
   
   How old are you?
   23-26
   
   What do you do all day when you are there?
   i teach
   
   How do you know these family's that let you eat with them?
   you just meet them, ppl come up to you, they are very friendly
   
   Do you speak the language?
   No but im learning
   
   Looks like there is decent vehicles there. What do these people generally do that allows them to afford the drive a decent vehicle, rather than take a train and walk like the poorer people?
   bicycle, trickshaw
   
   Are you going to take a Brita water jug and some extra enhancements for your return?
   
   the water here is beyond brita bad lol, bottled only. I feel bad about yhe trash it produces
   
   Edit: Oh yeah, those water bottles look like they are filled with piss…
   
   haha that's gasoline

   
   Written
6. 2015-12-25 at 11:51 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Being with a woman who has all her teeth and doesn't smell like shit is a level of class im not used to.
7. 2015-12-25 at 10:28 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Drinking wine which requires a corkscrew to get into is a level of class I'm not used to.
8. 2015-12-25 at 8:02 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Allahu akbar!!!
9. 2015-12-25 at 3:33 PM UTC in love is really fucked up
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Yeah, I'm currently crippled. Is the world out there really that bad? Or if you're referring to development, is it really so difficult to change your behavior, to hold yourself and adhere to a higher standard?

   
   
   i didnt know you were crippled, i thought you imposed isolation on yourself because you were sick of everyone and their pettiness or some shit.
   
   i really dont understand everyones comments in this thread. it seems like you guys all have loving perfect relationships, but i know im not the most fucked up person on this website by a longshot. i dont think its impossible for an ideal relationship to exist, but i think a lot of you are just not seeing the things that im talking about in your own relationships.
10. 2015-12-25 at 1:15 PM UTC in I dont wanna have a kid cause what if it died or something...
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    I can't fucking stand people who have kids now. Almost all of them were accidents. Very few actually wanted kids. And here's the thing: THEY DON'T FUCKING LEARN! They keep accidentally getting pregnant even though they can't afford the kids they have! I'm starting to think we need a one child policy in the US now. What the hell are you going to do when shit hits the fan and you can't find food to feed your litter and you don't have all the antidepressants, ADD pills or babysitters you use because you can't handle actually being a parent? And people say I'm the selfish one for wanting a vasectomy at 20. It takes everything i have not to beat the shit out of people when they say this to me. If you actually PLAN to have kids, adopt one of the hundreds of thousands of orphans we already have in this country. Your genes are not better.
11. 2015-12-25 at 12:46 PM UTC in just my daily partying money
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    FTFY

    
    
    I'd ask your mom but she has her mouth full.
12. 2015-12-25 at 12:19 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    This is some bullshit, my brother got 2 bottles of whiskey and I got 0. The fuck. I'm so pissed off.
13. 2015-12-25 at 5:41 AM UTC in Reverse pickpocketing
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    Drugs then call the cops on em.
    
    Dildos.
    
    An armed explosive.
    
    Gay porn.
14. 2015-12-25 at 2:30 AM UTC in Reverse pickpocketing
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    What's some funny items to slip in peoples pockets/bags?
15. 2015-12-25 at 12:40 AM UTC in just my daily partying money
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    I never get mad. Just ask my mom

    
    FTFY
    
16. 2015-12-24 at 11:44 PM UTC in love is really fucked up
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    That shouldn't be idealistic, unrealistic, at all. It sad that most people are so undeveloped they never reach the point where this is realistic for them.

    
    
    don't you just sit at home and not talk to anyone?
17. 2015-12-24 at 8:09 PM UTC in ATTN: Sophie
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    This is just a clever ruse so that you get me to share my delicious pizza with you without you looking suspiscious.

    
    
18. 2015-12-24 at 7:12 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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    Who's been a good kid this year and is expecting Santa to bring them presents tomorrow? I'm hoping he brings me a bottle of vodka, I know for sure he's got my bro one.
19. 2015-12-24 at 8:11 AM UTC in So kroger was sold outta bundy-only products
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    it looks like hes getting ass raped by a well endowed stallion andcrying 'pull it out!!!!'

    
    
    Nah, you just have a sick mind...
20. 2015-12-24 at 8:04 AM UTC in What would you do with this?
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    Stick on real pregnancy test barcode, place on store shelf.