^haha because it gets them off so hard/lulzy/to be an attention whore. Its funny you mention this because literally 30 seconds before I saw this thread I was thinking about how I used to do this when I was a kid. Not exactly in a trench coat walking around to school children kinda way. But I'd like to get naked and go out to areas where there was minimal risk of getting caught. Though on several occasions I was caught and didnt enjoy it. When i was 10 I walked out to my front yard at night completely naked while my parents were gone. A car happened to come by and immediately stopped. I freaked out and ran.
I dont do it really that much anymore cause im older, wiser, getting less sexier, and I have a daughter , and a lengthy criminal record where I don't need to add to it.
The last time I did anything remotely close to something like this was september I had sex with an older lady ontop of some rocks near the lake because it was going to be the last time id ever see her and I loved her ,an older couple saw us but didnt care. I played savage garden on my phone while we did it. it was epic
I remember some guy on Zoklet writing that he used to walk around after midnight wearing only a pair of shoes and jacking off. Only got caught once, a vehicle stopped with its lights on and he ran. Pretty fucking funny. Also plausible, depending on the area he was in.
I remember some guy on Zoklet writing that he used to walk around after midnight wearing only a pair of shoes and jacking off. Only got caught once, a vehicle stopped with its lights on and he ran. Pretty fucking funny. Also plausible, depending on the area he was in.
now that you mentioned that. I have to admit when I was 18 years old and had my first apartment, I had a real asshole neighbor , I went down stairs drunk as shit in my boxers and stood on the hood of his truck and jacked off onto the windshield... I'm 28 now and I'm glad I've calmed down quite a bit.
