Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2016-02-12 at 10:18 PM UTC in fucking drunk as shit right now
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   You are my savior and hero
2. 2016-02-12 at 10:17 PM UTC in should i fight my neighbor?
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   Burn his fucking house down
3. 2016-02-12 at 10:16 PM UTC in This site will overtake Facebook within 12 months
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   Memba MySpace?
4. 2016-02-12 at 10:14 PM UTC in space heaters
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   I live on a space station and I smoke meth in zero gravity... No problems as of yet Houston over and out.
5. 2016-02-12 at 10:08 PM UTC in one week sober
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   You suck. I'm 22 and I literally smoke weed EVERY FUCKING DAY and it doesn't affect me at all. I had a job interview today and don't have any food or money so I did some ORIGINAL DRUG RESEARCH for a methcook and he sent me $100 now I am gonna buy a bunch of beer and go visit my dad (a well known weed grower) and give him some beer for a gram of weed.
   
   I only smoke ONE JOINT all day yesterday because I was so busy and none today and I have 0 cravings. I could quit weed forever right now and not give a damn even though everyone around me smokes.
   
   I wake up every day at 8am and write non stop until 12pm and then do drug research all day, cannabis enhances my ability to articulate and create content but I'm sober right now and I can still write just fine.
   
   I spent 2 hours today writing a resume and never even thought about getting high.
   
   You just have to learn self control and refuse to accept the modern drug beliefs because most of it is bullshit. I drink alcohol about 4gallons of beer every day and without it I am a terrible person to be around, most "legal" drugs like Xanax, tobacco, booze, oxycodone are HIGHLY addictive.
   
   Crank and Cannabis are addictive but more mentally than physically. Just get a really time intensive hobby like clandestine space stations and drugs stop being a problem.
   
6. 2016-02-12 at 9:54 PM UTC in I felt bad earlier
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   Bill Krozby, just becaome a rapist for god sake

   
   
   Just become????? :DDD
7. 2016-02-12 at 9:43 PM UTC in I cooked my dog last night.
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   UNCLE CRACKEYS TURN YER DOG INTO METH RECIPE:
   
   Need:
   1 DARG
   A GARBAGE CAN
   FIRE
   ACETONE
   
   STEP 1 - THROW DARG IN GARBAGE CAN
   STEP 2- THROW CAN ON FIRE
   STEP 3 - AFTER 24 HOURS WASH WITH ACETONE AND LEAVE WHATS LEFT TO DRY WHICH SHOULD BE 99% pure WHITE PHOSPHORUS FROM THE BONES.
   
   HEAT WITH HI ACID AdD PSEDUO AND ENJOY
8. 2016-02-12 at 7:56 PM UTC in I felt bad earlier
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   "I felt something"
   
   >makes a thread
9. 2016-02-12 at 6:19 PM UTC in I wake up every morning with bundy withdrawals
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   This literally means nothing.

   
   I started feeling really fucked up when I wrote that so it's kind of esoteric. The point I was trying to make was "bundy may be beneficial, and if it isn't, it's likely as harmful or less harmful than cannabis"
   
   You say glial cells were only shown to show growth in slices of newborn rat brain. The point is that could be extrapolated to be applied to the human brain, or at least it being a possibility. And when they show that antidepressants of any sort can induce neurogenesis, they're ALWAYS studying it on slices of rat brain lol...please tell me you're aware that the majority of human medical research is conducted on rats due to their genetic likeliness...Since they're rats, of course it means there are no definite conclusions to be made but "it's the best we've got."
   
   To the study about decreased neurogenesis: Depression IS decreased neurogenesis, at least in part. You know what causes depression? Substance abuse. If you smoke weed every single day, then stop, you'll feel kind of shitty, and that is partially due to a rebound decrease in neurogenesis from cessation of a euphoriant, neurogenic chemical. In that sense, weed decreases neurogenesis, but so does stubbing your toe, getting called names on the internet, The effects of glial cell growth are seperable from a decrease in neurogenesis, and a decrease in neurogenesis (regarding bundy) is NOT seperable from substance abuse depression. And "drug-induced affective disorder" basically is psychological terminology for "feeling high and then having a hangover. Even if none of this was true at all, there is still no evidence of it being "neurotoxic" at all, at worst slowing typical hippocampus growth, which means you've lost the debate already, on the grounds that your initial argumentative statement that I'm "abusing my brain into mush" has no legitimate backing. Rekt again.
10. 2016-02-12 at 5:57 PM UTC in should i move in with crazy chinese girl?
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    idk man probably
11. 2016-02-12 at 5:16 PM UTC in I killed Mark
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    Because he ODed on oxy.

    Source? I know he OD'd on heroin because I sent him heroin.
    
12. 2016-02-12 at 5:16 PM UTC in should i move in with crazy chinese girl?
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    o fuck sorry i didnt know i was getting graded on grammar
13. 2016-02-12 at 5:07 PM UTC in i think my lab partner is scared of me
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    that's really fucking homo

    
    
    youre a fucking faggot breh
14. 2016-02-12 at 4:57 PM UTC in i think my lab partner is scared of me
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    hes like this 18 year old kid and really shy but he has really pretty eyes no homo

    
    that's really fucking homo
15. 2016-02-12 at 4:28 PM UTC in i think my lab partner is scared of me
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    hes like this 18 year old kid and really shy but he has really pretty eyes no homo. anyways i was talking about his eyes to this girl in my class and i didnt realize but he was kind of near and i think he overheard me. now im pretty sure he thinks im gay and want to fuck.
    
    should i assure him im straight or should i just go with it and keep pretending like i want to fuck him to make it uncomfortable?
16. 2016-02-12 at 4:18 PM UTC in should i move in with crazy chinese girl?
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    i might do this when i get accepted to the university of my choice, ive been told i definitely will get accepted by multiple wealthy asian girls who got in because my grades are damn near immaculate (yea fuck you lanny you dont know me) and shes going there too so i may move in with her. shes cool but really outspoken and loud and kinda rude but friendly in a weird way. anyways once i went to her house to get some software off her and i got high as fuck first and then i went into her room and the heater was up super high and she was blasting some chinese love song and singing along to it in the dark with like one really dim light on and like 3 computers with monitors all set up at once.
    
    at first i was like nah shes gonna be too anal about cleanliness and stuff but her current roommate has been there for a year and is this hella chill hawaiian dude with dreads that ive smoked with a couple times in the past so now idk
17. 2016-02-12 at 4:14 PM UTC in space heaters
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    anyone fuck with a space heater? i have one under my desk to keep my legs warm but once i did some meth a few months ago and was sitting at my computer for like a couple days straight with my space heater on and was so engrossed in the internet that i burned the shit out of my legs and got some scabs and stuff, but they havent healed yet because i keep using it.
    
    anyone else ever have this problem? anyone else injured themselves in completely ridiculous ways while high on meth?
18. 2016-02-12 at 4:11 PM UTC in one week sober
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    yesterday im one week sober from getting fuckin baked on hella dabs and edibles every day. im now a pretty firm believe that weed is not really good for you, at least to do on a daily basis. my dopamine system was so fucked up, i couldnt get pleasure from anything except being high as fuck and never listened to new music or talked to anyone or anything. now im one week clean and i already discovered hella new music that i love and am social as fuck all the time and weightlifting and running like its no ones business. i also got over my cloud rap addiction and havent listened since i quit weed really, except for a couple bones songs.
    
    anyways im not sure that weed itself is so much to blame as how i was using it. i used to be an opiate addict but im like 4 years clean from that shit but the edibles kinda gave me that noddy feeling where im just so sleepy and dont care about anything. obviously its not the same as a strong morphine or heroin nod but the premise is simliar. relying on something to just completely take you out of life is harmful i think. i still might vape some weed every once in a while but god damn my lungs and brain feel so good i dont even crave the shit at all anymore.
    
    <3<3<3<3<3
19. 2016-02-12 at 4:06 PM UTC in I cooked my dog last night.
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    oh man. one time i had this super vivid dream that i was like baking and torturing one of my best friends. that shit was scary. like i kept putting his face in an oven and then taking it out and splashing water on it to keep him alive for longer then putting it back in, and every time his face would come out it looked like he was in such agony and his face was all red. it was disturbing as fuck
20. 2016-02-12 at 4 PM UTC in should i fight my neighbor?
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    his girl left him and was fucking with me for a couple weeks but i had to shut that down. then she went back to him and i saw them walking together and the dude looked me in the eye and was smiling like he got one over on me or something. hes a massive neckbearded faggot and hella weak and spends all his time drinking and going on 4chan. and i know hes scared of me because she told me he was. and now every time he sees me hes all gloating and shit like hes better than me.
    
    i kinda want to just punch him in the face because i know he wont even fight back and then he'll have to go cry to her with a black eye
    
    anyways should i do it or should i just be responsible and do my homework?
    
    thread soundtrack:
    
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0I6A-Cwfjl8