2016-02-12 at 4:28 PM UTC
hes like this 18 year old kid and really shy but he has really pretty eyes no homo. anyways i was talking about his eyes to this girl in my class and i didnt realize but he was kind of near and i think he overheard me. now im pretty sure he thinks im gay and want to fuck.
should i assure him im straight or should i just go with it and keep pretending like i want to fuck him to make it uncomfortable?
2016-02-14 at 2:08 AM UTC
You should bring sulfur trioxide to class or cook a batch of dimethylmercury
2016-02-14 at 6:51 PM UTC
Damn bring some aloe vera you just got scorched son