Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2016-02-18 at 7:39 AM UTC in Everyday I wake up and kick a picture of Snoopy
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   I hired someone to kick it for me
2. 2016-02-18 at 7:37 AM UTC in I've been frantically searches Mexican obituary columns for Vizier's name
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   I hope he took my advice and immigrated to the US, or is in the process of/will eventually do so.

   
   You are what's wrong with America
3. 2016-02-18 at 7:36 AM UTC in If Dumpster Slut doesn't post within a week EasyDoesIt is killing himself
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   Captain Falcon you ugly bitch I'm going to gouge your eyes out with a broken light bulb
4. 2016-02-18 at 7:33 AM UTC in Everyday I wake up and kick a picture of Snoopy
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   I have to kick it because any picture I print off comes out short
5. 2016-02-18 at 7:30 AM UTC in I've been frantically searches Mexican obituary columns for Vizier's name
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   He was a terribly pathetic loser who's hopefully in a better place (hell) now
6. 2016-02-18 at 7:28 AM UTC in Remember when everyone was like "oh cool, zoklet has a female mod for LLR"...
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   She literally looks like Elijah Wood
7. 2016-02-18 at 7:27 AM UTC in I think about killing myself a lot
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   Stop stealing my words
8. 2016-02-18 at 7:26 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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   In a study of college-aged students, high emotional intelligence in young adult women was associated with manipulative behaviors and delinquency.
   https://www.reddit.com/r/science/comments/46cb5w/in_a_study_of_collegeaged_students_high_emotional/
   
   
   
   Interesting discussion. A recurrent theme if you accept reality for what it likely is rather than attempting to convince yourself of your ideas (this doesn't lead to happiness). Biological reality is a very ugly thing, see through it and rise above it, then find others who have done the same. Hopefully they aren't so rare and inaccessible that you'll always be alone.

   
   All those buzzwords (EI, positive outcomes, pro-social behaviors, delinquent offences etc.) are all words used in prison programs. My girlfriends daughter is 7 and will make her grandparents take her skating because she wants a hot chocolate. She also touched the bouncy pad thing at gymnastics to make another girl fall and her instructor didn't see her (but her mother did). That article made me feel she has a good mother because I'm emotionally retarded
   
9. 2016-02-18 at 7:24 AM UTC in I think about killing myself a lot
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   So no one caught the parallel between suicide hotlines and phone sex hotlines? What's everyone IQ and why do you insist on keeping your money and living at the same time while being so stupid?

   I will kill you, bitch.
   
10. 2016-02-18 at 7:23 AM UTC in Remember when everyone was like "oh cool, zoklet has a female mod for LLR"...
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    ….and then they saw a pic of HelloClarice, cringed/vomited and everything made sense again…

    She is a major cutie, you virgin faggot :P
    
11. 2016-02-18 at 7:16 AM UTC in I've been frantically searches Mexican obituary columns for Vizier's name
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    I miss Vizier. It was nice to have another Spanish speaking person on Zoklet.

    
    Vizier detected
12. 2016-02-18 at 7:15 AM UTC in I think about killing myself a lot
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    So no one caught the parallel between suicide hotlines and phone sex hotlines? What's everyone IQ and why do you insist on keeping your money and living at the same time while being so stupid?
13. 2016-02-18 at 7:10 AM UTC in Runescape is a hell of a drug.
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    I just realized the time most people spend on the internet playing computer games I spend on the internet studying troop movements of geopolitical conflicts. I might just be a spectator of games but muh niggas play 4 keepz
14. 2016-02-18 at 7:06 AM UTC in I've been frantically searches Mexican obituary columns for Vizier's name
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    It sucks I have to do such a monotonous task manually
15. 2016-02-18 at 7:04 AM UTC in mmmmmmmQ
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    Who are you anyways, Mr. Kekelstein?
16. 2016-02-18 at 7:02 AM UTC in Remember when everyone was like "oh cool, zoklet has a female mod for LLR"...
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    ....and then they saw a pic of HelloClarice, cringed/vomited and everything made sense again...
17. 2016-02-18 at 6:41 AM UTC in Unstable is too much of a bitch nigger to respond to my threats
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    I'd recommend a spork but kermitthefrogthat'snotofmybusinessmeme.meme

    
    Good suggestion, Morton!
    
18. 2016-02-18 at 6:40 AM UTC in Usenet is the only TOTSE-like experience still alive
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    This is kind of interesting. I've never used Usenet. Is it like a dial in bbs?

    Usenet is a decentralized network. Think of it like a forum that can be hosted by anyone. The best part about Usenet is getting the best scene release files, it's even better than torrents in some regards, although it has slowed down in recent years.
    
19. 2016-02-18 at 6:35 AM UTC in Usenet is the only TOTSE-like experience still alive
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    Okay keep pretending like you live in the 90's why not switch to dialup and use PgP on windows 95 while your at it too?. Notice how every year things get harder and harder and more ads and popups and fake bullshit social media infects our online space like a virus and we lose free speech to stupidity and mass culture. Remember last year when we had RDFRN and it was somewhat first page Google tier And before that zok And before that totse And now we have an obscure dead forum.. Every year it gets worse.

    
    I don't see your point. Yeah Usenet is old. But it's also free of all that bullshit you mentioned. No videogamey point based bullshit like on regular social media. Nothing. Just discussion.
    
20. 2016-02-18 at 6:32 AM UTC in Unstable is too much of a bitch nigger to respond to my threats
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    So what's going on guys? How's everyone doing? Good, how's the weather/sports in the vicinity of your respective geographical locations?

    I'll skin you with a spoon, you bitch faggot