Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2016-02-18 at 2:30 AM UTC in Are you banshee enough to live life on a space station?
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   If you want to be a true cosmonaut first learn all tenants of making LSD (all spacemen know how to do this, they are smart people ) and then imagine doing it in zero G. Once you figure it out you can be clandestine space man.any private citizen can live forever on a space station but first we need to build an underwater city at the floor.of the ocean to prove our durability
2. 2016-02-18 at 2:28 AM UTC in f169bbs.com
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   Also known as that place where Iron John now posts daily about THE jediS
3. 2016-02-18 at 2:25 AM UTC in I got $200 from welfare what the fuck should I do??
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   You people fucking jinxed me or some shit I have a job interview at 8am at a fertilizer plant working with GUESS WHAT KIDS?! 88-0-0 nitrogen fertilizer.. $12 an hour to breathe in toxic fumes and transport nursery tanks all day.. Drug test.. Criminal check.. The whole 9. I don't want this job because I was supposed to work at a creosote plant for DuPont out east but I guess I'm going nowhere now and staying here i n povertyville USA in rural hell hole america where there's only pills, weed and coke until THIS MOTHERFUCKER imported CRYSTAL METH from the cities and lost his 30,000$/yr job. Oh we'll I guess. In other news I plan to get a gram of meth and syncans and fuck up the local population. Tonight I buy tequila and cannabis and get fucked up and shave my head in preparation for this interview. Wish me luck spacemen.
4. 2016-02-18 at 2:21 AM UTC in How can I get on TOR without having TOR?
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   You would be surprised how much damage can be wrought to a local community with a cell phone and a WiFi connection. Order method and put all the local pill and coke dealers out of business. Literally any idiot could figure this shit out but nobody GIves a fuck. I guess its time to get everyone hooked on meth, fuck it
5. 2016-02-18 at 2:18 AM UTC in Runescape is a hell of a drug.
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   REAL NIGGAS PLAY 4CHAN POMF /VG/ server SS13 hardest game ever made BITXH
6. 2016-02-18 at 2:16 AM UTC in I think about killing myself a lot
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   I think about living on a space station a lot
7. 2016-02-18 at 2:15 AM UTC in The 700 club
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   It would be as potent as heroin
8. 2016-02-18 at 2:15 AM UTC in The 700 club
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   Someone should lace hash oil with syncans
9. 2016-02-18 at 2:13 AM UTC in 100% OTC organic GHB
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   I don't even know what it looks like but I'm sure I can reverse engineer it. Thank you for your recommendation Mr.dissociation I need front line R&D people to give me out of the box ideas on new pharma cological drugs of abuse that the kids are doing these days. Nutmeg, syncans, inhalents, pharmaceutical Welbutrin, phenibut, fish oil, whipped cream, bundy, DPH Vicks inhalers... THERE IS SOMETHING MISSING AND I KNOW IT... I FEEL IT.. A LEGAL HIGH... OTC.. WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU!!!! REVEAL YOURSELF. Once I get the factory setup I with hire you 30,909$ a year for research
10. 2016-02-18 at 2:08 AM UTC in Being gang stalked
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    Its cuz your popular and everyone loves you bro. In other news you should walk around with a good camera and YouTube this shit
11. 2016-02-18 at 2:07 AM UTC in Official "My PMs and New Threads don't work" bump thread
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    One day you will be able to run shitty Vboards forums off cellphones and wifi
12. 2016-02-18 at 2:06 AM UTC in Stop posting your loli pics everywhere
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    Mfw apple spends 1billion$ trying to unlock a phone and it takes me one gallon of strong acid to melt a phone and erase it from existence.. Ever heard of BURNER PHONES?? apple
13. 2016-02-18 at 2:05 AM UTC in Unstable is too much of a bitch nigger to respond to my threats
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    Literally what
14. 2016-02-18 at 2:04 AM UTC in Captain Falcon is the awkward and pathetic faggot of this community
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    Notice how every year the internet gets worse and worse
15. 2016-02-18 at 2:03 AM UTC in Do I have the highest IQ on this website?
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    Its a NASA approved test. I am simply a cat that cooks meth in space. You ever try an iodine phosphorus reduction in zero G? Its a hoot and a half I tell ya
16. 2016-02-18 at 2:02 AM UTC in Usenet is the only TOTSE-like experience still alive
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    Okay keep pretending like you live in the 90's why not switch to dialup and use PgP on windows 95 while your at it too?. Notice how every year things get harder and harder and more ads and popups and fake bullshit social media infects our online space like a virus and we lose free speech to stupidity and mass culture. Remember last year when we had RDFRN and it was somewhat first page Google tier And before that zok And before that totse And now we have an obscure dead forum.. Every year it gets worse.
17. 2016-02-18 at 1:59 AM UTC in ITT Spectral compares this winter to that of winters past
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    Its raining in Seattle
18. 2016-02-18 at 1:14 AM UTC in Captain Falcon is the awkward and pathetic faggot of this community
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    I was thinking about his virginity in prison but I change my answer to this.

    
    You never posted an answer. I'm stoned and that fiveish video is the weirdest thing I've ever seen on account of all the effort that went into it for little to no payoff. Youtube says there are at least 9 similar videos by the same people and I don't understand the appeal. Fuck hugging a five I'd rather hug a hippie bitch with big tits on a pile of money I don't have to worry about her stealing because she's a hippie who has no concept of the tangible quality of money. That's what jedis should aspire to instead of fucking other jedis
19. 2016-02-18 at 1:05 AM UTC in Do I have the highest IQ on this website?
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    How many IQ tests have you taken so far this year sploo?
20. 2016-02-18 at 1:03 AM UTC in Unstable is too much of a bitch nigger to respond to my threats
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    So what's going on guys? How's everyone doing? Good, how's the weather/sports in the vicinity of your respective geographical locations?