Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2016-02-19 at 1:05 AM UTC in Aww fuck, you faggots are still alive?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Fuck off
2. 2016-02-18 at 5:03 PM UTC in You guys aren't gonna fucking believe this
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   I'm $20 short on a gram of meth. I don't even have the bitcoin yet I need $135 and that's exactly what I have. Fuuuuck. If I had $20 More the coin would already be in the vendors wallet and my drugs in the mail. I bought too much beer and weed. I have 7 grams of indoor high grade I got lastnight for $45 what was I thinking. I gotta try and sell it back to the guy now. Ahahahahaha it seems like GOD doesn't want me getting HIGGGHHH. Either that or I have poor planning skills . what a day
3. 2016-02-18 at 4:38 PM UTC in Remember when everyone was like "oh cool, zoklet has a female mod for LLR"...
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   She literally looks like Elijah Wood

   Maybe you'll be a suitable judge once you've lost your virginity and managed to touch a vagina. Until then, try sitting on your hand for 19 minutes before you masturbate, maybe it'll feel like someone else is finally touching your genitals if you numb it.
   
4. 2016-02-18 at 4:36 PM UTC in Captain Falcon is the awkward and pathetic faggot of this community
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   You never posted an answer. I'm stoned and that fiveish video is the weirdest thing I've ever seen on account of all the effort that went into it for little to no payoff. Youtube says there are at least 9 similar videos by the same people and I don't understand the appeal. Fuck hugging a five I'd rather hug a hippie bitch with big tits on a pile of money I don't have to worry about her stealing because she's a hippie who has no concept of the tangible quality of money. That's what jedis should aspire to instead of fucking other jedis

   You don't need to give an answer to change what it would have been.
   
5. 2016-02-18 at 3:53 PM UTC in I'm at the job interview and ordering meth on my phone
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   $12 an hour is low for my skills. Move to places with fracking and agriculture and you will never get bored of seeing potential 100kg meth making chemicals. I even saw a jar of ergot at my last job and got a bunch of opium poppy seeds from a farmer once
6. 2016-02-18 at 3:50 PM UTC in GOOD SERVICE WITH BEST BASE HERE
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   Where's my meth bitch you need a synthesis recipe or something? No PMS here so let's just talk in this thread. First start by telling me what OTC chems you can get and if it's possible to get pseudoephedrine containing pills. If you can I will sell you a 2016 modern updated pill cleaning guide and help you until its made.
7. 2016-02-18 at 3:48 PM UTC in gOOD SELLING dUMPS WITH WELL BALANCE
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   Can I get a side of #4 heroin as well please not that fake China white fentanyl I want uncut little brown rocks that crush into powder with little effort and dissolve easy in water
8. 2016-02-18 at 3:46 PM UTC in Roshambo Rants: Why I hate youtube/google plus and IHE
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   Rant about not having meth. Also fuck YouTube I was alive when there was no Google/ADs bullshit. I miss those days
9. 2016-02-18 at 3:45 PM UTC in Usenet is the only TOTSE-like experience still alive
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   This is what happens when you give children computers. Now I can get meth online without ever stepping outside. This is why 10 year old girls go on YOUNOW and make child porn So they get lots of likes and fans
10. 2016-02-18 at 3:43 PM UTC in Welcome to Texas mother fuckers
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Do you want your son to become Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, or a sleazy male stripper?
11. 2016-02-18 at 3:40 PM UTC in Good Update base here with Good Balance
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    Yeah I want 1.5 grams of meth please kthmxsbye
12. 2016-02-18 at 3:23 PM UTC in I'm at the job interview and ordering meth on my phone
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    This is some of my resume
    
13. 2016-02-18 at 3:08 PM UTC in Captain Falcon is the awkward and pathetic faggot of this community
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    That's why I don't order RCs from China. My meth comes like 2-3 states away. Local mail doesn't get checked it just flies through machines unlike international parcels
14. 2016-02-18 at 3:07 PM UTC in Captain Falcon is the awkward and pathetic faggot of this community
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Everyone else and all websites that aren't us do worse. Everyone gets dumber while we research, teach, learn , study and smoke meth. We are kings of the cybernetic space
15. 2016-02-18 at 3:06 PM UTC in Remember when everyone was like "oh cool, zoklet has a female mod for LLR"...
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    If someone touched meth pipe I would burn their house down . that's my new threat because I've actually been accused of doing it and the police tape is still up and EVERYONE knew I lived there. I am walking fear. The local highscool girls are visibly shocked when they run into me. Its like "oh fuck its him" every rural town in america has a psychotic meth user that everyone secretly thinks is a badass mother fucker and cool as fuck to hang with. Damn I wish he would share his crank with me so I don't have to do this fake ass cocaine. Feels good being #1. Nobody here has ever even seen real meth or a meth pipe before . 7 Days when I get my shit and share this place is gon a go fucking ATOMIC WOOOOO
16. 2016-02-18 at 3:01 PM UTC in Usenet is the only TOTSE-like experience still alive
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I already say this website should require a $10 fee to post long before you posted that pic . I am an original SA troll. This is what you get when you fuck with people like me. Bitch I've been trolling on the internet since I was 7 years old with a windows 95 on dialup.
17. 2016-02-18 at 2:58 PM UTC in Strange things are happening
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    I used to sell mychor and sterila spaghum peat moss with perlite and vermiculite and then I started smoking meth
18. 2016-02-18 at 2:57 PM UTC in I got $200 from welfare what the fuck should I do??
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    Another day on this planet as the only one awake doing something productive before the sun wakes up because apparently I care so much about people wasting money on fake cocaine and overpriced oxy that I'm nice enough to bring in some methamphetamine. Good thing this planet has caring motherfuckers like myself or there would be meth going unsmoked.
    
    im like a saint or something
19. 2016-02-18 at 2:53 PM UTC in Welcome to Texas mother fuckers
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    3D printed nukes
20. 2016-02-18 at 2:53 PM UTC in Spotted Lanny Screeches at Obama
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    Vote robot space cat trump 2016