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2016-02-24 at 10:41 PM UTC in why are chinesey people more reserved/pussys than american ppl?I wish it was law to put those SLAnt eyed sandal wearing goldfish tenders in prison camps like the 40's
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2016-02-24 at 10:40 PM UTC in One time I took the MMPI-2 and my Antisocial Behavior scale had a T-score of 95No my name is Ed wut and my picture is meth
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2016-02-24 at 10:39 PM UTC in any good call in shows online or the radio we can call in and troll?
^this, I say go big or go nothing, You're forgetting the next biggest democratic jedi ran radio show coast to coast AM, people troll that show all day and every day, tin foil cat hats and everything.
I used to listen to it on youtube, and posted many comments about how they advertise "paranormaldate.com" which is basically a "jedibagdate.com"
By the way scronaldo my cat just said he's going to vote for you, but his breath kinda stinks when he said it. =/
Are you sure he didn't say "I'm gonna vote for sploo" -
2016-02-24 at 10:36 PM UTC in Breating, A Comprehensive ReviewInhale meth smoke exhale co2 I call it "Wearing a rebreather in a meth lab with ammonia fume laced ether peroxide air"
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2016-02-24 at 10:34 PM UTC in Lanny - Do you know who seels CC around here? I cannot see any threads about it?They should make CCCC QUADc's Cats Cough Cold and Cannabis and the kids will call them "S.C's"
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2016-02-24 at 10:33 PM UTC in An Alternate InternetI'm gonna start a moon based web hosting company with nuclear powered servers bitch how's that for alternate
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2016-02-24 at 10:32 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
Went to Wildcat Regional Park. Took some LSD and ended up staying for 48 hours when I had only planned for 4-5.
Rough trails. When it kicked it I began to worry because I was starting to have trouble walking. Fortunately if I kept moving forward I was okay. Running may have actually felt easiest of all.If I stopped I would start stumbling sideways and have trouble keeping my balance like a drunk.
Unfortunately due to my penchant for going way off trail (much more interesting) and the desire I had to reach the summit, well, I ended up using the emergency blanket I had brought along to stay warm while lying on my back and gazing and the sky/stars and overview of the city. Uneventful trip, there's this recurring theme of extreme alienation and emptiness; along with an effect on theory of mind and empathy where I can feel what other people experience, the things in life I go through, and what I missed out on; despite all the problems I have with human life. I regret not bringing more. I felt more connected to the world afterward, but later in the day incredibly depressed due to feelings of isolation, loneliness, and what I missed out on; how absurd and different from the norm my existence is. Just having a home with family, friends.
I accepted that it was too dark to find my way back, eventually, and fortunately had brought 8mg etizolam, although I don't think I managed to sleep. Tried to wait until sunrise. After trying to sleep on the ground sometime in the early AMs I got up and began to make a dugout to block wind, with leaves ans cushioning for the ground. Fortunately the dirt was soft. Those branches were to keep me from accidentally rolling down a very steep area in my sleep.
Those emergency blankets fucking suck, btw. Tear easily, aren't large enough, and was still too cold to sleep (slightly cold, I need to be warm) I should have brought my Marmot Pounder, it's literally only a pound and can be packed into a tiny space. Rated for 40F (ratings are based on having certain clothes on). Should have brought some thermal gear as well (hat, gloves, jacket, socks). Phone began to run out of battery, but fortunately I had brought my vaporizer which has an output you can use to recharge phones.
Unfortunately when it was sunrise I had no idea where the trail was and got lost as fuck. When through some rough fucking areas, steep climbs and descents, trying to get to certain spots. Eventually took a nap on a peak in the sun for about 3 hours to rest. I don't think I had eaten in 2 days at that point and had only brought about 7 cups of water and 2 of wine. I was thirsty and hungry as fuck. Finally managed to find the trail and get out right as I was near the limit where my legs were giving out, I had to repeatedly stop toward the final phase.
Apparently I still have some resilience. That was not easy. At least this ordeal may give a massive boost to my power level, making any return trips much easier. I would have thought my legs would be killing me, we'll see if tomorrow is different. May be due to all those years of strength training, heavy compound lifts. Eventually, it didn't take long, I stopped feeling sore, no matter how grueling the workout. It's been over a year since I stopped, though.
Also, at some point I reached an intersection and looked it up on my phone. Some time later I realized I had GPS.
Apparently my stolen Navfree app gives me GPS. I had no idea and had never noticed before, I thought you needed to subscribe and pay a fee every month, an account type system, I didn't know simply having a stolen app could do it. Motherfucker, I could have avoided all that if I had known. At least now I do, and it's pretty cool, works well and made getting out a lot easier once I realized it.
Also, it begins:
Picked it up yesterday on the way home from the park. Started today. The two most powerful antidepressants currently available, combined. Let's hope this is the start of a new phase in my life.
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2016-02-24 at 10:29 PM UTC in Snorted a line of seroquelI say we cook a "this the best time to pound you know"
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2016-02-24 at 10:29 PM UTC in sophYou should be jailed for such hatespeech. Reported to the UKPD. Enjoy getting billyclubbed and deported faggot
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2016-02-24 at 10:28 PM UTC in ITT : more of my audio cancerI'll buy your music when I have 5 minutes
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2016-02-24 at 10:27 PM UTC in My co-worker started acting like a dickOMG I saw you on cupcake wars. That's yourr new pickup line
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2016-02-24 at 10:26 PM UTC in Donald Trump Admits That He Loves The Users Of This Site!!!!!SC RONALDO trump builder of walls eater of WELL DONE steaks Wells fargo and federal Welfare 45% Kalamazoo "see you at the Whitehouse" spacecat trump is finna win this election you Democrat shill fuck you
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2016-02-24 at 10:22 PM UTC in I have a Website.Buy my clandestine oxycodone thebaine Bentley compound synthesis and sell the PDFs on the clearnet for bitcoin
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2016-02-24 at 10:21 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first editionIt's not
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2016-02-24 at 10:19 PM UTC in Out of drugs how sober stayLearn to cook and steal pills and get money
ive been drinking all day, 8 beers and a mikes hard lemonade plus 2 xanaxes… i hjardly feel either. am I doing it wrong or am I just immune to feeling drunk?
either or I guess karma got me right in the ass
Xanax is for babies. Clonopin is 14x stronger and has a 40 hour halflife . I used to do 5mg a day with hard liquor and beer and I blacked out for a week once while working fulltime. Almost crashed a forklift too (and I get fired for showing up on meth lol)
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2016-02-24 at 10:18 PM UTC in Parallel Universe TheoryHow do you know if youve never lived in spacenigga
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2016-02-24 at 10:18 PM UTC in Men Who Stare At GoatseLook up proxy Paige shes a goatse pornstar. Or hotkinky jo
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2016-02-24 at 10:17 PM UTC in Fetish thread.(In SG cuz S&A is gay)Aliens and non humans
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2016-02-24 at 10:15 PM UTC in I have had 5 jobs in the last six monthsI had 1 job since I Was 17 years old selling farm and hydroponics chemicals 30k a year driving forklift in a warehouse now I'm 22 and say fuck work lets Cook syncans and clandestine bundy bitches
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2016-02-24 at 10:11 PM UTC in Sploo smokes crack