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2016-02-24 at 10:01 PM UTC in Breating, A Comprehensive ReviewTriangular Breathing
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2016-02-24 at 9:59 PM UTC in Sploo smokes crackLol in my cocaine neighborhood the crackhos would slap your shit for holding the pipe like that facing downwards with such a kraey flame. Your also supposed to start the video showing a small thing of CIG pack foil with a small rock innit and show you loading the pipe right full and do a fat ringer that makes your eyes go crooked.
Does your pipe have brillo?? You gotta use the brillo man it collects all the residue you push it back and forth and get residue blasts.
Me personally I never liked the pyrex straight shooters, I use a water bong with brillo stuffed in the stem and a fat glass bowl, good weed with crack and tobac through water will make you hit the floor AND I LIKE HITTING THE FLOOR. "If you can put it down its not strong enough"
A good treat better high than the glass tube is roll a home rollie of good organic tobacco and sprinkle some crack innit CRACK AND TOBAC man it's the best.
If you wanna be the kingpin of crackheads brush up on your kitchen chemistry, get a bit of money and get some SOFT white powder from the Vietnamese or Mexicans (a few g's) and get it FISHSCALE UNCUT no filler and use a good AMMONIA solution to freebase it 100% conversion. Weak crack is mostly aerated whipped white big rock baking soda garbage that turns to gum before smoke. That shit is trash. Real crack is HARD small off white slightly yellow rocks that SMOKE SMOKE SMOKE and make your eyes krisscross.
Not pan / stove whipped freezer frozen baking soda matrix ice cube tray bic and spoon trash. If your a white person with big ass Erlenmeyers and test tubes all around the house and you freebase the powder cold no heat with ammonia or sodium CARBONATE not bicarb and make an actually decent product (not hard to practice PH freebasing of other HCL salts) and a gang member sees you do this YOU WILL GET HIRED AS A CRACK CHEF!! . I knew white people that made Whip butter crack in big spoons until the locals gave him a zip 28grams (also it was cut) and I watched the guy go MAD dumping baking soda in the pan and smoking that gooey going "FUCK FUCK WHY ISNT IT GOING ROCK?!? WHY GOD" and then the bikers went "for a ride" to the forest and he was never hears from again.
If your smart like me though you can find shitty crack cooks like I do and "pick up the pieces" if their mess if you know any bench chemistry and then dealers and gang sters LOVE the white chef and you can become a Cook or a tester (I used to be a tester for a Vietnamese gang) they imported barrels of "gasoline" which was liquid cocaine and evaporated for pure uncut but the gang chemist didn't wash the powder right so it tasted like acetone and didn't cook right because of SOLVENT RESIDUE. Dealers used to have me test their product because I know pure drugs the taste and how it smells, looks, etc. Its a great job if you dont mind the crack scene.
HUGE WHITE ROCKS too much white this is WEAK ASS BAKING SODA crack
VERSUS THA REAL GOODS CRACK A LACKING SELL FOR WHATEVER YOU WANT CUZ IT MAKES YA EYES CRISSCROSS NO GOEY HERE Walter WUT crack cocaine nigga
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2016-02-24 at 9:35 PM UTC in The record holder for longest human living in space is coming homeI'm gonna hire him to help me design space station vending machines, ciggaretes, space bongs, space lighters and space beer
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2016-02-24 at 9:30 PM UTC in Trump mops the floor with the competition. President SC ronaldo spacecat 201645% ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. I was underaged during Clinton/Bush/Obama and hated them all (except saxaphone sunglasses bill) and CAN NOT FUCKING WAIT for president SC south Carolina "fuck those other bitches let's build a wall" spacecat ronaldo trump. THIS IS THE GREATEST MOMENT IN ALL OF POLITICS SINCE THE MAGNA CARTA. VOTE FOR TRUMP FAGGOTS.
Check THESE DUBS ALL THE WAY TO THE WHITE HOUSE BITCHESSSS
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2016-02-24 at 9:23 PM UTC in The record holder for longest human living in space is coming homewhat a nigger
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2016-02-24 at 9:21 PM UTC in The record holder for longest human living in space is coming homeScott muthafuckin "spessman on a spessstation" Kelly is COMING HOME MARCH 2ND OHHHHH FUCCCCCKKKK everyone GET ON TWITTER AND SPAM HIM WITH NIGGASIN.SPACE LINKS!!!!
Scott Kelly has been in space for a very long time. He was last on the ground in March of 2015 and won't set foot back on the ground until March 2 of this year. He'll depart the ISS on March 1, holding the American record for most cumulative days in space,
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2016-02-24 at 8:45 PM UTC in Sploo smokes crackI feel liek shitttt
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2016-02-24 at 8:33 PM UTC in I have had 5 jobs in the last six months
I worked at 2 retail stores, 2 sandwich shops, 1 recycling facility and a pizza shop. At every one of them I just got sick of it and stopped going in. I was a decent performer in every job and exceptional at a few but its just so fucking mundane. I need to go back to school.
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2016-02-24 at 8:16 PM UTC in Men Who Stare At Goatselel
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2016-02-24 at 7:45 PM UTC in I have a Website.
gay midget barnyard animal pedo porn
Does this mean gay midgets fucking young animals or gay midget children fucking fully grown animals? Inquiring minds would like to know. -
2016-02-24 at 6:58 PM UTC in I have a Website.Make a gofundme type site but you set it up though a VPN and take all the cash after a month
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2016-02-24 at 6:24 PM UTC in Out of drugs how sober stayWeed: Use whenever
Alcohol: A few times a week AT MOST
bundy: Nevar evar/use seldomly
Nutmeg: Once a month at most
Opis: Nevar evar
Benzos: Never evar/use seldomly
Crack/coke: Never evar
Kava: Use whenever
DPH: WHY
Spice: NO, JUST NO
Hallucinogens: Once a month at most
Inhalants (besides nitrous): NO, JUST NO
Nitrous: At most once a week
RCs: Never evar
Noots: Use whenever
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2016-02-24 at 5:09 PM UTC in Sploo smokes crack
When did you first start smoking crack? I want to know some backstory.
Like 2 weeks ago I've been helping this guy out with his resume and apply for jobs and he's been hooking me up. I need to stop smoking crack on bundy though...the first thing I did this morning was try to convince the lady at the dollar tree to stop stocking cough medicine or at least stock less and she's been like "we can't stop stocking it because other people buy it", but maybe she'll stock less, and after that I went home and told my dad I've been taking bundy every day for like 2 months and smoking crack on it and I tried to convince him to go into the dollar tree with my ID and tell them to stop selling it to me. If he doesn't do that I'm gonna go in later and ask them to not sell me the stuff. I don't wanna go totally batshit and end up in a psych ward again mainly, and I have another week before I finish my GED and maybe another month or two before I go to college. My dad said he might be able to get me into some programs that are actually enjoyable to be in, in the meantime, that's what I hope. Right now I feel a lot like killing myself and I do almost every morning before I go totally FUBAR. Also I found some depakotes (mood stabilizer) and remerons (antidepressant) which will hopefully get me through the next few days of rebound drug depression. Besides that I take 10 grams of fish oil a day and a multivite, as well as 1200mg of the mild MAOI St Johns Wort, which I'm out of for now and I hope there aren't any withdrawals from that shit either. Basically, I've had enough and I'm trying to go clean or at least semi-clean. -
2016-02-24 at 3:23 PM UTC in My co-worker started acting like a dickthats what you get for fuckin with welfare recipients you meet online, those bitches are probably fucking every other dude on okcupid or whatever it is you use
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2016-02-24 at 3:13 PM UTC in sophfacebook are cucks and blocked me from doing anything for a few days cause I said Englands full of blacks and muslims.... fucking cucks
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2016-02-24 at 2:59 PM UTC in Fetish thread.(In SG cuz S&A is gay)I could never deal with such a bullshit. I'd end up being the relationship counselor for them. I always bring my own weed, too. Hmm..
Yea, I don't fuck wifes and I try not to fuck girlfriends. Not worth the stress. -
2016-02-24 at 2:53 PM UTC in My co-worker started acting like a dickThe dude was probably just honest. It's really your own fault to fuck every skank with a hole. All of them are talking shit about you now. That's how sluts are. Don't be mad at your buddy, he probably didn't mean it that way.
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2016-02-24 at 2:43 PM UTC in Life Is StrangeHave you played the game?
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2016-02-24 at 2:42 PM UTC in Out of drugs how sober stayRunner's high is free and always available. Do some sport. Use the anger as a tool. It really helps a lot.
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2016-02-24 at 2:11 PM UTC in My co-worker started acting like a dick"Doug has the penis of a young boy and has never given his wife Jenny an orgasm. His choice was divorce or be a cuckold. He is now a fully submissive cuckold to Jenny."
