Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2016-03-14 at 9:32 PM UTC in Forgot what thread I wanted to post in
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I logged in to post something but now the thread is gone and I forgot what it was about. Fuck that.
   
   I need a hug.
   
   
2. 2016-03-14 at 9:28 PM UTC in POLL: Am I dead inside?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   A=A
3. 2016-03-14 at 9:25 PM UTC in A contest: What am I afraid of most?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I thought it was circles but you could be right.
4. 2016-03-14 at 9:24 PM UTC in You have been visited by the BIG FAT MAM of sleepiness
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   MY BIG FAT MAM
5. 2016-03-14 at 9:24 PM UTC in A contest: What am I afraid of most?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Cubes
6. 2016-03-14 at 9:23 PM UTC in What character from its always sunny would you be?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I'd be the hot blonde chick when she does cocaine
7. 2016-03-14 at 9:21 PM UTC in Are you really going to let these spammers spam Bad Ideas, Lanny?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I'm throwin my name In for mod

   SC Mod Resume

   
   
   Objective: slide forum to push spam topics off new topics
   Previous Job Experience:
   Admin of LEGALIZE CRYSTAL METH facebook group (johnny crank)
   Special Skills:
   Chemistry
   Qualifications:
   Daily poster
   My 3 biggest strenghts:
   1. I check the forum daily
   2. I have nothing better to do
   3. I'm completely impartial
   My 3 biggest weaknesses:
   1. Im homeless
   2. I can't use my smartphone in the rain
   3. I don't have a PC
   
   I can be reached at:
   [email]Columbiarchem@gmail.com[/email]
   
8. 2016-03-14 at 9:13 PM UTC in The worst
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Lol, could you guys even imagine Sploo after a few days of a meth binge? You're already so cray that smokin that shit would put you one fly over the coo coo's nest.

   
   
   He'd be 100x cooler and more focused and organized. Sploo should do shake and bake just go to your local garden supply outlet and pick up a 25kg bag of ammomium sulfate 21-0-0 and steal lithium batteries.
9. 2016-03-14 at 9:11 PM UTC in How dirty is your toilet?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I lye the toilet at least once a week.
10. 2016-03-14 at 9:06 PM UTC in What would happen if you put superglue on your ballsack?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I'm immune to cyanoacrylates and HCl gas. Huff paint thinner erry day.
11. 2016-03-14 at 9:04 PM UTC in Find out the truth about drugs at drugfreeworld.org
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    [greentext]>kush is spelt Cush[/greentext]
    
12. 2016-03-14 at 9:03 PM UTC in no emotionals, exercise is overrated
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Take 5HTP
13. 2016-03-14 at 9:01 PM UTC in What's your thank: post ratio?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Don't thank me just doing my job.
14. 2016-03-14 at 9 PM UTC in My dad is cringe?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Maaaan parents just don't under stand
15. 2016-03-14 at 8:27 PM UTC in What's your thank: post ratio?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    dont know dont care
16. 2016-03-14 at 8:23 PM UTC in I don't care what anyone thinks about me...
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    ...cause i'm a solopsist.
    
    I'm gonna get a shirt that says that.
17. 2016-03-14 at 8:17 PM UTC in My vaccume sucks
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I dare you to drive over to another town, change your appearance, and and pull an emergency exist vaccume heist.
18. 2016-03-14 at 7:15 PM UTC in Find out the truth about drugs at drugfreeworld.org
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    I have objectively better opinions than you.
    
    not

    
    Not sure if kill yourself or kill yourself
19. 2016-03-14 at 6:58 PM UTC in What would happen if you put superglue on your ballsack?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Say it was all shriveled up/retracted then you put superglue on it, it'd stay like that and not go back to being saggy?
20. 2016-03-14 at 6:46 PM UTC in How dirty is your toilet?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Or lemme put it this way... how much cleaner could it be?