Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2016-03-15 at 4:45 AM UTC in What's your thank: post ratio?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   well I didn't read but the extremely defensive layout of your post gave me warm tingles in my PQ
2. 2016-03-15 at 4:44 AM UTC in A song for Bill Krozby
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Imagine how many thanks you'd get if you posted a pic of your sleeping GF
3. 2016-03-15 at 4:39 AM UTC in A song for Bill Krozby
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   [greentext]>commissions an artist to make a song[/greentext]
   [greentext]>uploads it to vocaroo[/greentext]
   
   Yup. We believe you. Totally and fully.

   
   
   What else am I going to upload it to? Make a soundcloud? He sent me an MP3 in the email. BEcause when someone pays you to make a song and keep the rights to it, you send it to them.
4. 2016-03-15 at 4:34 AM UTC in A song for Bill Krozby
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   [greentext]>commissions an artist to make a song[/greentext]
   [greentext]>uploads it to vocaroo[/greentext]
   
   Yup. We believe you. Totally and fully.

   
   Did you even listen to it? It's so good.
5. 2016-03-15 at 4:33 AM UTC in A song for Bill Krozby
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   [greentext]>commissions an artist to make a song[/greentext]
   [greentext]>uploads it to vocaroo[/greentext]
   
   Yup. We believe you. Totally and fully.

   
   Stop being 22 jesus fucking christ.
6. 2016-03-15 at 4:31 AM UTC in A song for Bill Krozby
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Not bad
   
   Can I have a song?
7. 2016-03-15 at 4:29 AM UTC in A song for Bill Krozby
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I commissioned an artist to make you a song. This is a gift from HTS, Tort and I, to you.
   
   http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NIcygP5Sm9
   
   The lyrics for your perusal:
   
   http://pastebin.com/XNBBKub3
   
   video version:
   
   
8. 2016-03-15 at 4:13 AM UTC in What character from its always sunny would you be?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   SPLOO
9. 2016-03-15 at 3:52 AM UTC in What's your thank: post ratio?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   cringe hanson is basically what happens when you put a basic bitch in a basic room with a basic acer for a year because nobody wants to play with them. Your cringe to post ratio is at best 1.2. You are not intelligent at all, you just spend a lot of time by yourself.
   
   Also, 1:1 isn't perfect thanks/post symbiosis because multiple people can thank the same post. You are dumb, boring and awkward so might as well call you vizier 2.0
10. 2016-03-15 at 3:29 AM UTC in What's your thank: post ratio?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    You have learned nothing.
11. 2016-03-15 at 3:15 AM UTC in What's your thank: post ratio?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Did you take into account posts per day?
12. 2016-03-15 at 3:02 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    yay I'm out of jail

    
    WAT HPND???
13. 2016-03-15 at 2:52 AM UTC in What's your thank: post ratio?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    [greentext]>posts 4chan speak faggotry on this site[/greentext]
    [greentext]>asks what site we're on[/greentext]
    [greentext]>doesn't get that zoklet was objectively better than this site and had more aggregate data for a thanks system comprised of most of the same posters[/greentext]
    
    try to keep up child
14. 2016-03-15 at 2:30 AM UTC in A contest: What am I afraid of most?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Realizing you're not really a triangle, just a slightly elongated circle
15. 2016-03-15 at 2:26 AM UTC in is it against the rules for a professor to mandate you to stay after class?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I think your professor wants to MAN DATE YOU! THAT MEANS TAKE YOU OUT TO DINNER FUCK YOU IN THE ASS AND NEVER CALL YOU AGAIN.
    
    DIDN'T READ
16. 2016-03-15 at 2:23 AM UTC in The Temple Of Sickness
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    This thread was posted while I was moving and not telling anyone. I just told my legally appointed supervised SWIMming instructed I moved last week.
17. 2016-03-15 at 2:22 AM UTC in What's your thank: post ratio?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Vizier had the most thanks in zoklet history. Vizier.
    
    Vizier
    
    I've never tried to post images on this site (which is exactly the type of thing that gets thanks) but if you google "vizier zoklet" you see a pic I posted on intosanc of the infamous leather jacket shot. That is what you can aspire to with these kinds of games.
18. 2016-03-15 at 2:20 AM UTC in What's your thank: post ratio?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    You fucking plebs, a more accurate way would be using the thanks/post ratio (which is objectively simple as fuck) as the expected value. Then make 100 users of this site (we'll have to recruit about 85) look through the posts of each person and select which ones they "like" and which ones they're "indifferent" to in the exact context of each thread, then use chi square to determine if the level of significance is >triangle, in which case, the user is objectively too good this website which will always be completely insignificant.
19. 2016-03-15 at 2:09 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    
    
    :o
20. 2016-03-15 at 1:14 AM UTC in The Temple Of Sickness
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    This thread was my transformation.