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2016-04-04 at 9:47 PM UTC in TFW My offshore accounts are registered to a shell companySomething like this?
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2016-04-04 at 9:44 PM UTC in Too many poor people on this site
thats not even a real twenty dumbass
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2016-04-04 at 9:42 PM UTC in Has anyone here ever dealt with alcoholism?
Not trying to be deliberately facetious but I literally LOL'd the whole time I read this. My grandparents(now dead) were alcoholics until the day they died..getting shit faced and arguing in their 60's after being married 35 years. My mom doesn't drink or do drugs but my father is a total junkie and has been to prison several times for drugs/stealing shit/fraud etc… I think there is something definitely hereditary to it but I'm no scientist though just being around the stuff constantly is more than enough to make a person very prone to abusing drugs/drinking. Some people it causes problems and others it doesn't..luck of the draw I guess.
I thought I was bad until the entire family got together and it was like Fear and Loathing with all the reptiles fucking and drinking. I went there sober and left drunk, high, stimmed on coke and with meth in my pocket.
My heroin snorting and MDMA, meth abuse last year was nothing compared to how much substance abuse I saw in one night from people 3x my age. Legal pharmaceuticals are worse than Jenkem
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2016-04-04 at 9:42 PM UTC in TFW My offshore accounts are registered to a shell company
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2016-04-04 at 9:37 PM UTC in Sploo gets laid[greentext]>doesn't record and upload it
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2016-04-04 at 9:34 PM UTC in Too many poor people on this siteToasting a bread in another bread I see. And I'm the only toaster =]
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2016-04-04 at 9:33 PM UTC in ATTN: Captain FAILconHow about we discuss how Soviet culture recycled and reused everything and there was never any waste or trash and nowadays in capitalist Moscow they dont recycle anything and all the packaging and waste just gets hauled to siberia and incinerated. Consumerism is truly evil.
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2016-04-04 at 9:15 PM UTC in What is this website?DO THE ©®|B LEG BAG
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HE HAS NO STYLE HE HAS NO ∆ GRACE THIS SYNCANN HAS A FUNNY FACE
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2016-04-04 at 9:12 PM UTC in Sploo gets laid
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2016-04-04 at 9:03 PM UTC in Making the case for IslamIslam is the greatest culture and religion in the world. No sluts, no theft or crime just praising Allah, blowing up infidels, making hash and heroin and slinging DAT oil to stupid western scum.
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2016-04-04 at 9 PM UTC in My food reviewI'll buy some off you spacenigga.
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2016-04-04 at 8:59 PM UTC in you ever have the good day but still feel shitHave a hot soup that always turns the day around for me.
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2016-04-04 at 8:58 PM UTC in Has anyone here ever dealt with alcoholism?Everyone in my family is an alcoholic. My Mom is in AA and smokes weed and drinks lots of coffee and takes pills.
Everyone was drunk at the family get together except my mom and she was still fucked up and more intoxicated than me. Even my grandma got shitfaced wtf.
I was the soberist one there. Even the children were drinking and smoking weed. -
2016-04-04 at 8:55 PM UTC in Everyone in my family does dope.I was at a family reunion this weekend and I noticed I was the most sober one there.
Everybody was smoking cigarettes and cigars and drinking beer and wine, that's cool. Once a few people started getting tipsy they said stuff like "I'm on benzos / SSRI's so I shouldn't drink but I will anyways". Nearly all of them were on some kind of pharmaceutical. One person was on opiates for a car accident and still drank wine.
Once it got late a few people went out back and smoked joints, like 6 people plus myself. My uncle then said "I have this really good hash you should all try" and rolled another.
I asked my uncle if he could sell me some weed and he discretely took me upstairs, his 12 year old kid was DRUNK and followed us and just chilled there while my uncle went into his room and closed the door. I assumed he was weighing me out a bag. The 12 year old kid said "I know what my dad is doing he does pot" and then he says "I do it too, I steal his pot and edibles" and giggled and ran off.
Then my uncle opened the door and let me in his room, he laid on the bed on his back and said "your weed is on the dresser". I said "how much do I owe you" he started talking a mile a minute about who he got it from and how it was grown and bla bla bla bla and I realized this guy is on cocaine.
I gave him a thumbs up and said "I know man its cool, I'm proud" he was just laughing maniacally and offered me some. The line was already cut in the bathroom with a rolled up $100 and I did it. When I came out he said "by the way do you want this, I'm not into it" and gives me like half a g of yellow meth and told me not to tell my aunt.
My uncle owns his own "pipe fitting" business and makes lots of money and my aunt makes like $50k+/yr.
Later on during the night my 12 year old cousin also told me he has done mushrooms and MDMA.
My aunt was drunk and on anti depressants and has no clue any of this is going on including the cocaine. I have a feeling one of the kids is gonna find something harder than weed pretty soon in their dads bedroom.
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2016-04-04 at 8:36 PM UTC in Things I've learned from NutmegI had a dream lastnight that I put an ounce of nutmeg in a coffee and chugged it.
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2016-04-04 at 8:35 PM UTC in Is there any drug you'd still take if you knew it was up someones ass?One day when I go to prison for manufacturing LSD like Leonard Pickard I'm gonna smuggle a few grams of LSD inside and give it away for free.
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2016-04-04 at 8:32 PM UTC in Too many poor people on this siteMe and sploo are starting a new totse
http://www.triangle-wholesale.com
I can assure you due to my political freedoms and religious orientation I will have absolute freedom regarding supenas, lawsuits and illegal content. I will not let Mexicans infiltrate the servers like Lanny and I will keep the entire infrastructure rigged with dynamite in case of a raid (I am well known for blowing things up when they don't go my way). This is temporary until I sign the contract to host on Sealand and Moon space station microwave fusion laser servers.
Also maybe if Idio would have sold me RDFRN I wouldn't have blown up my house.
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2016-04-04 at 8:27 PM UTC in Things I've learned from NutmegYeah, like that.
My mom threw water at me for jumping on her and biting her
I was
The rabis
Ibis
The Rabid Dougler -
2016-04-04 at 8:26 PM UTC in hotI am stealing.......juicy cars
Just cause they closer than mine!
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2016-04-04 at 8:23 PM UTC in hotWatch it with no sound it looks like they are tripping on jenkem. They even have a suspicious colored jug in the background being passed around.