2016-04-04 at 1:51 AM UTC
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Pascal's Financial Wager
I don't have the balls to give you my address... Can I beg you for $100 bitcoin?
Laugh and tell the little shithead to fuck off. The fuck you think I'd do? I'm not Sophie.
I would not only still do the drugs, but if they had a higher anal bioavailability I'd plug that shit myself. Lolz @ my buttsyringe
[greentext]>weed is illegal where I live[/greentext]
[greentext]>weed is legal other places[/greentext]
No op, traveling is not pointless. Its way more pointless to watch Google street view on acid because you can't go into shops or have an experience. At least a real one. I remember last summer I went to Colorado and hit up some sick Nepalese shops. Talked to this Nepalese nigga about how the kukri knife kept Nepal free and made them badass fuckers. Also got a singing meditation bowl from another shop. Both shop owners were dank niggas. I'd rather travel and meet people than sit at home on drugs. Hell it would be ace if I travel on drugs!
but i'm too lazy to learn about them or anything :(
Pretty good story op. I used to fuck shit up on Halloween with some buddies. Already told the story on previous sites so I won't recount here unless asked.
I also shoplifted A LOT when I was 15-17. Stole an air soft gun from Walmart. Probably my most legit score. First lift was a key from home depot. I saw it and knew how easy it would be to take so I did. I. Stole software, DVDs, games. Random shit I didn't need. I got pretty good at sleight of hand and its coming back. About a week ago I stole a co2 air pistol from a pawn shop. I enjoy the irony that I stole an item that was probably stolen. It was legit in a locked case full of knives and air guns and the guy unlocks the case and doesn't hang around since im not some sketchy fuck. Thing is dope as fuck.
I dunno, I've been kicking some bad habits so my old bad habits are coming back. I'm sure when I actually quit smoking I'll go back to killing rats and cats like a fucking psycho. Just jokes NSA just jokes.
2016-04-03 at 10:45 PM UTC
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I dipped Emily in chocolate.
Her gurgles sounded so sweet
2016-04-03 at 10:32 PM UTC
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we got drugz for dayz mayne
is that cocaine and ibuprofen?
While you're out for a walk in your own neighborhood?
2016-04-03 at 6:57 PM UTC
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Pascal's Financial Wager
I will mail $1000 to anyone who begs me for it here and PMs me an address (not even theirs) to claim it. Upside is $1000. What's the downside? You perhaps lose some face on the forum? And even so, I'll be the one who loses face if I don't mail you the cash.
Lets get it on, shitsuckers.
No one is asexual, they just haven't been fucked good enough. I have played the "asexual" card before and a bitch at a party took it as a challenge and fucked my brains out.
If it was right there and was wrapped up and never directly touched the persons anus...would you?
any1 know where I can get sum?
Alcohol gives me a headache later, plus its bad for you n' shit cause its a flammable liquid. Some xanax would be really great, and if I do drink booze, I could be set with just 1 tall can lol.
