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2016-04-05 at 7:50 PM UTC in RIP MXE
bundy LOL. I thought this thread was about the loss of all MXE from existence and I was gonna be like yeah this the best time to cook a pound you know.
its basically about that too. i dont really want bundy... -
2016-04-05 at 7:49 PM UTC in Too many poor people on this siteCan i borrow 20
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2016-04-05 at 7:47 PM UTC in LOOK AT THIS WONDERFUL FIELD FULL OF FLOWERS∆
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2016-04-05 at 7:43 PM UTC in Yuki Yuki Yuki
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2016-04-05 at 7:37 PM UTC in RIP MXEbundy LOL. I thought this thread was about the loss of all MXE from existence and I was gonna be like yeah this the best time to cook a pound you know.
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2016-04-05 at 7:36 PM UTC in You ever called a girl a cocksucker?My ex
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2016-04-05 at 7:34 PM UTC in I can lose weight faster than you!All these Biggest Loser shows are lame as fuck.
Here's my idea for a new one.
10 morbidly obese people briefly tell their sad stories and then it cuts to a Mac Donalds where I'm sitting there eating Mcnuggets, mcflurry and 4 supersize big macs.
Then I get up and say "I CAN LOSE WEIGHT FASTER THAN YOU!" and it rolls the opening sequence.
It fast forwards to 5 months where I'm 200 lbs along with 3 pro trainers who intentionally gained weight. The 10 fat people are brought in.
I go up and say "HERES THE DEAL YOU FAT FUCKS, IM PUTTING YOU ALL ON A RIGID DIET". Everyone in the program is forced to run to a secret forest retreat using a map and compass and its all uphill.
When they get to the cabin they are all sweaty and hungry but find only water in the fridge. Then me and the trainers come in by helicopter and we have duffel bags. Inside the bags are several kilograms of pure meth and pipes, torches and syringes.
Food is won through competitions and weight is lost in like a few weeks.
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2016-04-05 at 7:28 PM UTC in RIP MXEi did the last of my bag of mxe i had stashed for the past like year or so on sunday and now im so sad :(
i miss having an edible then when it kicks in doing a fat line of mxe and just have the world slow down and vibe hella slow with that haze in the air and psychedelic candy flavor in my brain and everywhere else too.
anyone know of any other good dissociatives out there? im thinkin about getting some 3-meo-pcp, anyone down? -
2016-04-05 at 7:05 PM UTC in I completely understand the universe.i doubt that.
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2016-04-05 at 6:56 PM UTC in The Path of SpiritualityTriangles ∆ are my God
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2016-04-05 at 6:44 PM UTC in Asexual people are fucking retardedTriangles are sexy as fuck
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2016-04-05 at 6:44 PM UTC in I completely understand the universe.∆ azen
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2016-04-05 at 6:43 PM UTC in Age is just a number...High school girls are the best ∆
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2016-04-05 at 6:14 PM UTC in Trying to get a record for Lamborghinis in my Lamborghini accountKindly pay for me to have a social life?
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2016-04-05 at 5:46 AM UTC in Trying to get a record for Lamborghinis in my Lamborghini account
Pay for my college?
Anything for my old buddy. -
2016-04-05 at 5:45 AM UTC in Too many poor people on this site
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2016-04-05 at 5:15 AM UTC in Trying to get a record for Lamborghinis in my Lamborghini accountso far I have only fit 47 Lamborghinis in my Lamborghini account, and the account is about to burst, lets see if I can fit a 48th.
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2016-04-05 at 5:09 AM UTC in TFW My offshore accounts are registered to a shell companyMRW when the largest financial scandal of the 21st century breaks and I'm immune from it while my fellow multimillionaires flounder
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2016-04-05 at 5:03 AM UTC in Too many poor people on this site
[greentext]>can't even afford a real 20[/greentext]
As opposed to what, an imaginary twenty? -
2016-04-05 at 4:19 AM UTC in Has anyone here ever dealt with occultism?