TFW My offshore accounts are registered to a shell company

1. 2016-04-04 at 9:42 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
2. 2016-04-04 at 9:47 PM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Something like this?
3. 2016-04-04 at 10:41 PM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Something like this?

   
   
   Very much so. Take that, Panama Papers leak.
4. 2016-04-05 at 1:47 AM UTC

   #4
   Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
   I'll amuse you here, Captain FAILcon, and nerd out with you. I listened to a podcast recently about how to set up a fake shell company, and it's surprisingly easy. You can even hire a fake board of directors to represent you and keep your name off of virtually all paperwork.
   
   Just be weary because several countries/companies do report the incorporation to the United States IRS, or the legal mafia. Your anonymity in the public eye is still preserved, but it's not fun when the government decides that you owe them money.
5. 2016-04-05 at 5:09 AM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   MRW when the largest financial scandal of the 21st century breaks and I'm immune from it while my fellow multimillionaires flounder