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Posts by cerakote

  1. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by reject So you'd never do acid or shrooms? Or alcohol? Man you're a weakfag

    i guess i forgot to include eating/drinking

    ive been drunk before and ive tried acid many a time
  2. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Malice No, I'm terrified of the thought of running into someone IRL and would literally sprint away at full speed if it ever occurred.

    im imagining a skinny, sweating, piss drunk autistic man running at a dead sprint through san francisco, pursued by a man with a trench coat and katana
  3. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by greenplastic https://www.reddit.com/r/waifuism/comments/5uanli/questions_to_answer_from_your_waifus_point_of_view/


    what the fuck, really?

    the only thing that can make a redditor worse is if theyre a weeb cuck
  4. cerakote African Astronaut
  5. cerakote African Astronaut
    he is respectfully mentioning the prowess his mother has
  6. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by BeigeWarlock So then No;really?
    You can make some mitten coverings for a taco shell but not taco shells made from mittens?

    no i meant just to wrap the mitten around the shell for a mould and then epoxy them into one formed mass
  7. cerakote African Astronaut
    yes, with a taco shell and some epoxy
  8. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by BeigeWarlock a hmmm??

    a mmo that is 15 years old
  9. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher Please don't bang codeine.

    that was for someone else i dont fw needle drugs

    if it wont go up my nose or laced in a joint i dont want the drug in my system
  10. cerakote African Astronaut
    did you hear the shot
  11. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by BeigeWarlock what's runescape ?

    15 year old mmo
  12. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Malice Lanny, have you ever seen Everclear sold in a store around here? I think I may just get a flask for when I want to spike my drink when out.

    I've got a hankering for the $5 cravings deal from Taco Bell. I didn't know they still had it because it's no longer on the website or app, it's an insane value at 1500+ calories. You get all this:

    Burrito Supreme: $3.19
    Cheesy Gordita Crunch: $2.99
    Crunchy Taco: $1.39
    Chips w/ Nacho Cheese: $1.39
    Medium Soda: $1.89 ($1.00 during happier hour)
    Total: $10.85 plus tax
    Price of all items in new box deal: $5.00 plus tax

    Planning to waltz in there at 4:20

    fuck yeah this is my favorite menu item
  13. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by bling bling
    HOW MAKED NEEDILY CODANES??

    extract the codeine, dry weigh it, measure out your dose, mix with water, suck up in a needle and bang
  14. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by reject I just did a second cwe on my enhancements from today and the last time I did codeine. Pretty sure I drank a lot of apap. How long can my liver hold out for and why don't I stop before it does give in?

    ld50 is like 5 grams
  15. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RestStop When I die, fuck it, I wanna go to hell
    Cause I'm a piece of shit, it ain't hard to fucking tell
    It don't make sense, going to heaven with the goodie-goodies
    Dressed in white, I like black Timbs and black hoodies
    God'll prolly have me on some real strict shit
    No sleeping all day, no getting my dick licked
    Hanging with the goodie-goodies lounging in paradise
    Fuck that shit, I wanna tote guns and shoot dice
    (You talking some crazy shit now, nigga)
    All my life I been considered as the worst
    Lying to my mother, even stealing out her purse
    Crime after crime, from drugs to extortion
    I know my mother wish she got a fucking abortion

    i fw this
  16. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by BeigeWarlock furries from that move "The Warriors" :/ they reminded me of Kiss fans with baseball bats.

    i get the kind of furries in runescape

    the weird erp loser faggots who circlejerk in their gay smelly furry clans

    hang them all
  17. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Anal Scratch Hemorrage The Middle East is a fucking desert because it's ecosystems succumbed to the ice age. After that, early settlers cut down all the remaining trees for firewood and construction materials and to make fields for farming wheat and grasslands for sheep and goats. over time, single crop agriculture and floodwaters eroded the land and left saturated with minerals left behind as the water was absorbed and evaporated, making it too salty for anything to grow again save palms.

    thats almost what happened to the dust bowl, the topsoil was so loose and eroded that the wind literally fucking blew it away
  18. cerakote African Astronaut
    the only demographics worth hating are faggots, furries, and redditors

    i guess islam too
  19. cerakote African Astronaut
    nobody cares thats his display name
  20. cerakote African Astronaut
    the first time i ever smoked weed was with some guy in my apartment complex. didnt get high. guy was a rastafari poser

    the first time i did LSD was when i first started flipping it, it was nice and id stay up til like 2 am beating off

    the first time i tried an opiate was oxy in my accounting class last year. god damn it feels amazing and i could barely keep my eyes open

    the first time i ever tried amphetamine was 10th grade, bought some adderall from a guy in one of my classes, snorted it in the bathroom and zoomed... i fucking love amphetamine

    the first time i ever tried coke was over the summer of '16. a guy i know called me up and asked if i wanted to buy a half g, i said yes, it was pretty nice but not worth the money i spent

    ive never tried meth, heroin, most dissociatives, alot of hallucinogens
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