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2017-02-18 at 10:08 PM UTC

#881

bling bling Dark Matter

HOW MAKED NEEDILY CODANES??

2017-02-18 at 10:20 PM UTC

#882

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Extract it, evap off the water, extract it again and then jab it in your ass, IM style

2017-02-18 at 10:20 PM UTC

#883

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

You ever bought codeine linctus from a pharmacy?

2017-02-18 at 10:52 PM UTC

#884

bling bling Dark Matter

no i nevr payd for shittedst drug

2017-02-18 at 11:37 PM UTC

#885

Malice Naturally Camouflaged

Lanny, have you ever seen Everclear sold in a store around here? I think I may just get a flask for when I want to spike my drink when out.

I've got a hankering for the $5 cravings deal from Taco Bell. I didn't know they still had it because it's no longer on the website or app, it's an insane value at 1500+ calories. You get all this:

Burrito Supreme: $3.19
Cheesy Gordita Crunch: $2.99
Crunchy Taco: $1.39
Chips w/ Nacho Cheese: $1.39
Medium Soda: $1.89 ($1.00 during happier hour)
Total: $10.85 plus tax
Price of all items in new box deal: $5.00 plus tax

Planning to waltz in there at 4:20

2017-02-18 at 11:44 PM UTC

#886

Lanny Bird of Courage

My local bevmo always has it in stock. Spiking drinks is dumb though, especially if you're just out and about on your own time. Get a flask and some decent bourbon.

2017-02-18 at 11:46 PM UTC

#887

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

spike ur drink with etizolam

2017-02-19 at 12:07 AM UTC

#888

Malice Naturally Camouflaged

Originally posted by Lanny My local bevmo always has it in stock. Spiking drinks is dumb though, especially if you're just out and about on your own time. Get a flask and some decent bourbon.

Hard liquor tastes bad by itself and it's too harsh.

2017-02-19 at 12:08 AM UTC

#889

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Drink it enough and you get used to it

2017-02-19 at 12:11 AM UTC

#890

Lanny Bird of Courage

Originally posted by Malice Hard liquor tastes bad by itself and it's too harsh.

It's an acquired taste, just like wine, and one worth acquiring since straight liquor is a much better drunk/hangover experience than pouring everclear into a cup of cola or something.

2017-02-19 at 12:16 AM UTC

#891

Lanny Bird of Courage

Also forgot I had investment income, so uncle sam got to fuck me on that too. Any of yall have opinions on roth iras? It'd be nice to dodge a little tax on earnings but not being able to touch it until I'm 60 is pretty gay, maybe I've just been reading too many reject posts but I'm not wholly convinced I'm going to live that long.

2017-02-19 at 12:17 AM UTC

#892

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

You can always invest your money in me and I "promise" not to touch it til you're 60

2017-02-19 at 12:31 AM UTC

#893

bling bling Dark Matter

2017-02-19 at 2:28 AM UTC

#894

Malice Naturally Camouflaged

Originally posted by Lanny Also forgot I had investment income, so uncle sam got to fuck me on that too. Any of yall have opinions on roth iras? It'd be nice to dodge a little tax on earnings but not being able to touch it until I'm 60 is pretty gay, maybe I've just been reading too many reject posts but I'm not wholly convinced I'm going to live that long.

I wouldn't put money into something I won't be able to touch that long. There's going to be radical change, who knows what will happen. That aside, you could miss great investment opportunities, things you want to do in your life.

Have you thought about opening an overseas account?

2017-02-19 at 2:37 AM UTC

#895

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Roth IRAs are a great idea if you can afford to contribute towards it. But if you aren't comfortable with essentially tossing your money into a black box for the next 35 years think about doing a standard IRA, which offers more flexibility.

2017-02-19 at 2:47 AM UTC

#896

RestStop Space Nigga

Drinking for the first time in 2017. My former chronic alcoholism only feels justified when I'm drinking. Cheers brahs.

2017-02-19 at 4:43 AM UTC

#897

Lanny Bird of Courage

Originally posted by Malice I wouldn't put money into something I won't be able to touch that long. There's going to be radical change, who knows what will happen. That aside, you could miss great investment opportunities, things you want to do in your life.

Have you thought about opening an overseas account?

I think I still have a new zealand bank account that I haven't touched in a decade. What's the point? All my income is reported to the IRS so it's not like I can hide anything but stashing it in an offshore account.

Originally posted by Captain Falcon Roth IRAs are a great idea if you can afford to contribute towards it. But if you aren't comfortable with essentially tossing your money into a black box for the next 35 years think about doing a standard IRA, which offers more flexibility.

What's the advantage of an IRA over bumping 401k contributions? Can you withdraw from a standard IRA before retirement?

2017-02-19 at 4:54 AM UTC

#898

Malice Naturally Camouflaged

No, wait...it was a while ago, but I'm not sure I was if I was researching tax dodging or flat out money laundering. IIRC one popular method may have been registering a corporation in Belize or somewhere. Anyway, I think at the very least it was a method to avoid taxes on any ROI.

2017-02-19 at 5:18 AM UTC

#899

snab_snib African Astronaut

i was the founder of the totse militia

2017-02-19 at 5:39 AM UTC

#900

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

I haven't really ever been employed by anyone else so I have no experience whatsoever with 401Ks but I believe depending on your provider, the regular IRA will have options to withdraw some money without paying the 10% penalty fee because of looser regulations than Roths.

However I would honestly 100% recommend actually walking down to a Vanguard or something and actually talk to someone about it, I think

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