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  1. Originally posted by mmQ Seems like a good day to get high and do nothing.

    Amen nigga
  2. Some of us have jobs.
  3. Only losers have jobs
  4. Originally posted by BeigeWarlock I realize I'm the noob here, but I just wanted to express my feelings regarding your username and thumbnail/avatar thingy. I feel it is distasteful.

    Perhaps we should write a letter to your parents about this.

    Too much.
  5. I also have a stack of cash that could choke a hooker fools
  6. RestStop Space Nigga
    When I die, fuck it, I wanna go to hell
    Cause I'm a piece of shit, it ain't hard to fucking tell
    It don't make sense, going to heaven with the goodie-goodies
    Dressed in white, I like black Timbs and black hoodies
    God'll prolly have me on some real strict shit
    No sleeping all day, no getting my dick licked
    Hanging with the goodie-goodies lounging in paradise
    Fuck that shit, I wanna tote guns and shoot dice
    (You talking some crazy shit now, nigga)
    All my life I been considered as the worst
    Lying to my mother, even stealing out her purse
    Crime after crime, from drugs to extortion
    I know my mother wish she got a fucking abortion
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  7. Biggie
  8. Originally posted by Sophie Ok, i love you(nohomo).

    I know bro
  9. bling bling Dark Matter
    taeking the last bump of speed wot i scraped from the tin wen it spillt out in the tin
  10. Originally posted by Malice Just learned that there's now girl scout cookie cereal available. Society is becoming incrementally more indulgent, the decadence is palpable.

    One of our resident American stoners should review it.

    Post last edited by Malice at 2017-02-17T04:48:07.505627+00:00

    i have a box at the crib. that shit is kinda weak. i also got the samoa cereal which also sucks. that makes 6 boxes of cereal on top of the fridge going stale which I'm never gonna eat.
  11. I can't eat breakfast unless I'm 420
  12. I don't really eat unless I'm 420
  13. i chewed up 15 nutmegs and i'm going to be tripping balls in a few hours
  14. I get jacked off, but I get hard again, you're never gonna keep me soft
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  15. I just did a second cwe on my enhancements from today and the last time I did codeine. Pretty sure I drank a lot of apap. How long can my liver hold out for and why don't I stop before it does give in?
  16. I once fucked my liver to shit fiending. Long story but I probably had 9 or 10g of Paracetamol in my system. Also drank and did Benzos with it.

    Had mad sleep paralysiz and yae, I dunno. I hope you die.
  17. ^One word: Milk thistle.
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  18. Originally posted by puffy butts i chewed up 15 nutmegs and i'm going to be tripping balls in a few hours

    If I could blaze wit you nigga I'd give you all the vodka, weed and CCC your heart desires

    Originally posted by reject I just did a second cwe on my enhancements from today and the last time I did codeine. Pretty sure I drank a lot of apap. How long can my liver hold out for and why don't I stop before it does give in?

    Lrn2 cleen pills nigga
  19. Originally posted by RisiR I once fucked my liver to shit fiending. Long story but I probably had 9 or 10g of Paracetamol in my system. Also drank and did Benzos with it.

    Had mad sleep paralysiz and yae, I dunno. I hope you die.

    I've done more than that at one time, when I was drunk and had 30/500's and couldn't be arsed extracting them. I swear I've got a super liver which processes codeine and apap like a motherfucker
  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Can't they 3D print organs now? What's the hold up?
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