Posts by cerakote

2017-02-26 at 9:45 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin

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well i mean lsd didnt do me like this

theres not some crazy, blissful high where your whole body is constantly racked by waves of pleasure that makes you want to plow the lights out of every living thing, its just a feeling of well-being and serenity that was only noticeable because i rarely experience it

i expected something a little more intense but all in all its been a good experience and i would and will do this again in the future

2017-02-26 at 9:41 AM UTC in Smoking Too Much

cerakote African Astronaut

smoje weed everyday

2017-02-26 at 9:39 AM UTC in Smoking Too Much

cerakote African Astronaut

the kind of think you mentioned in the op is why i dont always have a sack

what usually ends up happening is i buy a moderate amount, typically a quarter, and just stay baked for a week or two. during that period, i dont get any of my work done, i neglect my responsibilities, i gain weight, and all of my mental functions slow down

then for the next week following the last smoke i have this mental haze that lingers and im alot "slower"

i mean weed is ok and being high is nice, but every time i go on one of my shitty weed binges i end up becoming retarded for however long it lasts + 1 week and i cant imagine what someone like malice or risir must experience when they smoke like they do

300 grams dude? holy shit thats more than the total amount of weed ive smoked in my life

i prefer stimulants

2017-02-26 at 9:33 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin

cerakote African Astronaut

so i tried mdma for the first time today

it makes me feel happy

2017-02-26 at 3:49 AM UTC in to all the cucks calling me a wife beater

cerakote African Astronaut

if you hit women youre a faggot

if they hit you and you go cry about it youre a faggot and a bitch

2017-02-26 at 3:45 AM UTC in I wish niggas in space was a physical trap house

cerakote African Astronaut

i would like a room in our trap in which i can play runescape and scream

2017-02-26 at 3:39 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin

cerakote African Astronaut

Originally posted by Brain surgeon I know im really late to the party on this one but that naked chicken taco is fucking delicious. Also, Malice, The five dollar box is a pretty good deal except for the tiny soda they give you. I should have said no ice.

the chicken taco thing tastes like a chicken sandwich from mcdonalds

2017-02-26 at 3:38 AM UTC in The MP5 is the greatest weapon in modern warfare

cerakote African Astronaut

Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Infinity shock I do not approve of your homosexual lifestyle but you really seem to know your shit about guns. What should I buy for my first firearm?. I can probably only get hunting stuff.

1891/30 mosin nagant

alternatively, a mossberg 500 if you want a shotgun

2017-02-24 at 4:14 PM UTC in mental dick pain

cerakote African Astronaut

me too it makes me cringe with discomfort every time

2017-02-24 at 4:13 PM UTC in ATTN: Sophie

cerakote African Astronaut

Originally posted by -SpectraL You're what's known as an enabler.

this

i do believe the age of consent should be 16 though

2017-02-24 at 4:11 PM UTC in ATTN: Sophie

cerakote African Astronaut

Originally posted by Sophie More power to you.

it was merely irony, my tbh family

2017-02-24 at 3:33 PM UTC in Just went to jail

cerakote African Astronaut

Originally posted by Totse 2001 cucked doesnt mean you enjoy watching something

it means you get others to do your dirty ass work for you. So unless you feel it's a nasty Job to fuk your own wife, then getting someone to fuk your wife isn't cuckolding it's just a weird fetish.

cuck is more like a boss. you lay eggs and force some other jerkoff to sit on them for you until they hatch

it's like the CIA cuck'd a patsy named Lee Harvey Oswald. Lee Harvy Oswald got cucked

ANyone wanna chAllengE my definition?? Anyone??

no, cuckold is defined as the husband of an adulteress

cuckoldry is the process of becoming or making a cuckold

it is also a fetish that mean to get off on someone fucking your partner

2017-02-24 at 3:30 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin

cerakote African Astronaut

are you implying youre too highbrow for crackwhore pussy

2017-02-24 at 3:29 PM UTC in Ryan "Lanny" Jenkins

cerakote African Astronaut

are you kendrick lamar

2017-02-24 at 3:24 PM UTC in The MP5 is the greatest weapon in modern warfare

cerakote African Astronaut

Originally posted by Captain Falcon whoahaaoaoa black betty, bamalam

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fUXYiY0xqg

good song tbh fam

2017-02-24 at 3:24 PM UTC in Ryan "Lanny" Jenkins

cerakote African Astronaut

shoes

2017-02-24 at 3:23 PM UTC in the aldra test of empathy and friendship

cerakote African Astronaut

Originally posted by Malice aldra doesn't possess empathy.

he is a zipperhead after all

2017-02-24 at 3:22 PM UTC in do you ever find yourself humping the bed while sleeping

cerakote African Astronaut

yes

2017-02-24 at 3:21 PM UTC in Ryan "Lanny" Jenkins

cerakote African Astronaut

Originally posted by Captain Falcon If Lanny doesn't have whois protection, I'll literally eat my yeezys.

>retired
>has yeezys

either ur the trillest old man to walk the earth or youre a bullshitter

2017-02-24 at 3:19 PM UTC in ATTN: Sophie

cerakote African Astronaut

Originally posted by Sophie cummies UwU

rawr xD ~*nuzzles*~ x3 :3

im gay

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