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Posts by cerakote

  1. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rhymin Hymen yeah… you wouldnt be let in… sorry dude

    its ok, nobody can deny a large cave nigger with a big rock
  2. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sophie "Acid fapping"


    except the astral explosions are coming out of your peepeehole and not your forehead
  3. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RisiR I honestly think that's the case.

    I don't think anyone can hang with us when it comes to shitposting and trash talking, though. If we all went on one team instead of fighting eachother we could wordkill anyone.

    lurking some of the threads and watching people go back at forth at each other, savaging every atom of the others existence is fucking hilarious

    its like watching two tomcats tear each other up
  4. cerakote African Astronaut
    apparently thinkpads are supposed to be reliable laptops that you can use for a workhorse

    get a t420, parts to beef up the computer can readily be found on the internet and theyre easily serviceable
  5. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sophie WELL SORRY OK!?

    well since you mean it i forgive you
  6. cerakote African Astronaut
  7. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sophie It's impossible for me to dream about people of whom i have never seen teh face. What am i supposed to see? A person with a username for a head? That doesn't compute in my brain.
    yes that is what you are supposed to see
  8. cerakote African Astronaut
    no im white

    cerakote is a name for a protective ceramic film coating for firearms. at some point in time, i had to make an account for something and all my other usernames were taken, so i needed to come up with something else, and i thought it was a cool name, so i tried that and it worked

    its been in my bag o' names ever since
  9. cerakote African Astronaut
    tfw i didnt lurk sophie's texas dreams

    why even live
  10. cerakote African Astronaut
    in terms of pure, carnal, adulterated stimulation, nothing has come close to lsd

    i have busted many a charley horse-inducing, near faint, earth shakingly good nut while acid fapping
  11. cerakote African Astronaut
    well, i have a small list of names that i use for about everything. cerakote is a name i used to post on another forum under, and on others i go by edgemaster. was my name on steam, skype, and runescape for a long time and a lot of my online contacts know me by that name
  12. cerakote African Astronaut
    i like the rick ross banner
  13. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RisiR Edibles are A+ for trippy mindfuck highs but they can't provide the same high as the plant with its hundreds of active compounds.

    I compare them to Syncans when high dosed.

    are they actually this much different? ive never been high from an edible before, and it doesnt seem as though they could be much different. i mean, isnt the only thing that actually causes you to get high just decarboxylated delta-9-THC?

    im not disputing your statement in genuinely curious because ive heard from people i know that it is much more intense but i just dont know what the actual explanation for that is
  14. cerakote African Astronaut
    i dont use any chan besides 4chan and nowadays its pretty much just when i want to beat my meat or when i browse a board related to my interests.

    i like NIS because you guys are a community and i know this is just some homo forum on the internet but i feel like this is where i belong

    you dudes are alright
  15. cerakote African Astronaut
    bling is the cornerstone of mankinds potential and you should aspire to be like him

    brandon, your ascension is at hand
  16. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sophie

    the fact that you had that pre-quoted for use makes me giggle
  17. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Only ugly and gay people who have no discipline are fat. They deserve to be mercilessly ridiculed until either they build up enough mental strength to not care, or build up enough shame to either lose weight or kill themselves.

    its funny, all that time the comments people made about me being a fatbody never bothered me. it just took one time of me being stoned to the point of silent introspection of literall everything and one good look at myself in the mirror without a shirt on
  18. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sophie We're just talking trash bro.

    o
  19. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump do tech you fat fuck get off the keyboard get some tech coward.

    why do you always call it tech

    why dont you ever call it ice or crank or glass or shit, just meth

    do you like the way it sounds? do you like the word itself? do you think it sounds cool?

    please explain
  20. cerakote African Astronaut
    who the fuck cares about how much you weigh

    the only person that should give a rats nigger about your weight is yourself and thats pretty much only if its a problem

    despite all the years of getting picked on for being fat, i was the only reason and motivation behind losing weight. i went from 330 to 265 in just a few months, and am currently at 260. i have been maintaining this weight for more months than it took to lose the initial weight, and now am starting to drop it again. sure, lack of female attention and ridicule from your peers is reason enough to get in shape, but its not gonna happen unless you are the driving force behind it. youve gotta be the reason for the self improvement.

    theres a man who lives in my apartment complex who is MORBIDLY obese, im talking like at least 500 lbs. the guy is so fat he looks like a walking cantaloupe. after his health problems manifested enough, he decided to take a step in the right direction. last i heard, which was several months ago, he has lost 75 lbs. yeah, he still is massive, but theres a noticeable difference in his size. the same feeling of pleasant surprise i feel when i look at the guy and recognize his progress paired with the sense of improvement and pride he feels is what i felt when i started getting compliments on how i was looking good (and im still fat, but damn it if im not proud of the weight ive lost). you feel better about yourself.

    the point of the above rambling is this: niggering someone because they're fat is pointless. i mean, realistically, you cant expect anything from it besides a fleeting sense of superiority if you're in better shape. Bill Krozby, if some of the pictures people have posted here are actually you, then yeah, you could stand to lose some weight. from a visual standpoint, you're not fat to the point where you look like a slob couch potato mongoloid, but you have some pooch on ya. i dont know how lanny looks or how much he weighs, and i really could care less, but calling out someone else for being fat when you yourself aren't exactly the pinnacle of fitness makes you look like a jackass. same for lanny. when all is said and done, lowering yourself to the point of making fun of someone else's physique is pretty pathetic. its not something a person can change overnight and its really not your place to give criticism on it when its not your body
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