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Posts by cerakote

  1. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby he is 18 and I've seen him, he won't post selfies, just imagine pugsly with dark hair.

    brb taking picture. how to embed pics in vbulletin?
  2. cerakote African Astronaut
    yes it is
  3. cerakote African Astronaut
    i wouldnt know
  4. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby says the fat 17 year old

    im a fat 18 year old actually and i was much fatter before

    im still losing weight and i want to get down to about 200
  5. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon If it doesn't bother you and you can live with the consequences of your disgusting body, that's all I ask.

    Post last edited by Captain Falcon at 2017-02-26T11:02:11.523909+00:00

    dude can you read
  6. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by paradoxspace Thoughts on him? Feel like he'd look good in leather .

    unless youre a gay man i dont think spending many calories on thinking about men in leather is a good idea
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    lmao
  8. cerakote African Astronaut
    clean out your toilet bowl dude
  9. cerakote African Astronaut
    why did my dad run away

    because im Bill Krozby' daughter
  10. cerakote African Astronaut
    why did the chicken cross the road

    because he was unaware that roads in which there is a lack of a pedestrian crosswalk possess an inherent danger from the presence of automobiles
  11. cerakote African Astronaut
    why did the cat eat the fish

    because he was hungry

  12. cerakote African Astronaut
    what do you call a dead baby on a pike

    sexy
  13. cerakote African Astronaut
    what do germans call hvac ductwork

    heaterhosen
  14. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon a frog goes into a bank and hops over to the teller. He notices her name tag, which say "Patricia Whack".

    He says "Miss Whack, I want a $30,000 loan to take a vacation. "

    Patty looks at the frog in disbelief ans says "Um, sure… uh, what's your name… sir?"

    "Kermit Jagger" the frog says"My dad's Mick."

    Patty explains that she'll need something from him as collateral, and the frog produces a small, bright pink porcelain elephant and hands it her.

    Confused, she says she has to consult with her boss, and goes in the back. She finds the manager and she's like "Bob, you won't believe me but there's a frog out there, called Kermit Jagger. He wants to borrow $30,000 and he wants to use this as collateral", showing him the pink elephant, "I mean what the hell is this?"

    The bank manager looks at her and says "It's a knick-knack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan, his old man's a Rolling Stone."

    top hej
  15. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by cerakote are they actually this much different? ive never been high from an edible before, and it doesnt seem as though they could be much different. i mean, isnt the only thing that actually causes you to get high just decarboxylated delta-9-THC?

    im not disputing your statement in genuinely curious because ive heard from people i know that it is much more intense but i just dont know what the actual explanation for that is

    b u m p
  16. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby weed makes me personally very introverted

    does it to me too, everytime i smoke before school people constantly ask me if im sad about something or if im alright when in reality im doing great but i just am too high to want to talk

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Also what I've noticed with weed heads is as soon as they don't have it they are kinda bitchy/annoying

    you should probably try and quit using pot as a crutch, because you will appreciate it more if you smoke it less. thats why i've been cutting back drinking (i legally have too) but almost everyone drinks lol

    weed isnt addictive can we please stop spewing this terrible meme. when chronic smokers stop smoking, they are obviously going to be acting differently because the neurotransmitters that they have gradually became accustomed to having in their brain are no longer there. its like if you eat nothing but a healthy, totally unprocessed balanced diet for a month and then then only eat mcdonalds you're gonna feel like trash too (and no im not saaying weed is the equivalent of eating your veggies)
  17. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Yeah all that technology and humans working in unison to end as much life as possible in an 8 hour shift, very brutal.

    well, someone's gotta do it

    but really though i think the people who work in big meat packing plants like that become fucked in the head after a certain time i know i would probably adopt a different mindset after eviscerating thousands of carcasses
  18. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher We've actually grown up, been through all of that ages ago, and realized that no, things don't actually get any better.

    is there really no way off this ride
  19. cerakote African Astronaut
    its all about jej my man
  20. cerakote African Astronaut
    im not a shota you hecker
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