Posts by cerakote

1. 2017-03-04 at 1:35 AM UTC in wtf
   cerakote African Astronaut
   its called a garbage disposal for a reason
2. 2017-03-04 at 1:33 AM UTC in Who here ISN'T from the U.S?
   cerakote African Astronaut
   i live in the bando
3. 2017-03-04 at 1:31 AM UTC in High Notes: The drug music thread
   cerakote African Astronaut

   Originally posted by RestStop Yes, it weighed a thousand eight grams on the square and I gotta lower case t across my chest.

   
   but was the molly pink
4. 2017-03-04 at 1:29 AM UTC in what are you doing?
   cerakote African Astronaut
   goyard MMMMM
5. 2017-03-04 at 1:27 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
   cerakote African Astronaut

   Originally posted by puffy butts i dunno how long youve been doing this for and i know your doses are low but daily bundy use consistently ends terribly 100% of the time. yeah crack, heroin and meth are more addictive but taking mindfuck drugs for rudimentary survival is probably worse for you long (short) term. there's like a 50% chance of developing bipolar disorder or psychosis for every week you do this. sure feels good mehn tho. the best effect of these things is being able to listen to one song 5,000 times and every time it seems brand new.

   
   he has like a 30000% chance of turning into a headcase then
6. 2017-03-04 at 1:24 AM UTC in i have a zillion extra thumbdrives
   cerakote African Astronaut
   what nefarious or useful applications do zipdrives have besides portable porn storage
   
   blease resbond :DD
7. 2017-03-03 at 3:38 PM UTC in ~~some nigga smoke smoke~~
   cerakote African Astronaut
   i like the edgy cigar teeth emoji
8. 2017-03-03 at 3:35 PM UTC in This Is Not a Question, It Is An Answer
   cerakote African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Sophie Hey, i give you a lot of shit. But that's pretty dope, building crystal radios and shit. I literally can't imagine a world without internet. For as long as i've been alive the internet has been a thing. Pretty crazy when you think about it. Kids born today will have their smartphones and tablets and super fast internet and 4k HD graphics in everything, they'll be like:"Lol i can' t imagine a world without smartphones and facebook, how did you people even communicate?".

   
   i grew up on ps2 and motorola razr
   
   i wish it was the 2000's again
9. 2017-03-03 at 3:33 PM UTC in Thoughts on clinical drug trials?
   cerakote African Astronaut

   Originally posted by RisiR Don't worry. We that with all of your posts.

   
   my thank ratio is better than yours :^)
10. 2017-03-03 at 3:32 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
    cerakote African Astronaut
    disregard this post
11. 2017-03-03 at 3:30 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
    cerakote African Astronaut
    its not though
    
    we never actually fugged and i found out later that she was also cheating on her bf with a bunch of other people
    
    either way i was dumb and naive and i really had feelings for her besides the one in my pants when she sent me lewd pictures and i took it personally when she stopped talking to me
    
    i dont know why she did though, when some of the other guys she talked to were pretty good looking and were just better choices in general as i was like 330 lbs and shorter and still looked like a middle schooler
12. 2017-03-03 at 3:25 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
    cerakote African Astronaut
    tfw thicc slut who used to cheat on her bf with me had an attack of conscience and stopped talking to me
    
    it'll be a year next month or so
    
    man she had the fattest tushie
13. 2017-03-03 at 3:23 PM UTC in Looks like Weed has been legalized here 2 days ago
    cerakote African Astronaut

    Originally posted by puffy butts they should just put every drug in otc medicines like they do with codeine or bundy so dumbass people wont think itll make them cool

    
    maybe we should start an underhanded social cleansing program by somehow getting every LGBT/furry/liberal/black lives matter/not my president/[insert undesirable here] horribly addicted to heroin and then sell them a pill made entirely of fentanyl
    
    
14. 2017-03-03 at 3:20 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
    cerakote African Astronaut
    tfw no gf
15. 2017-03-03 at 3:17 PM UTC in Looks like Weed has been legalized here 2 days ago
    cerakote African Astronaut
    as in the leaves or the powder
16. 2017-03-03 at 3:16 PM UTC in Thoughts on clinical drug trials?
    cerakote African Astronaut
    nevermind disregard this post
17. 2017-03-03 at 3:12 PM UTC in Looks like Weed has been legalized here 2 days ago
    cerakote African Astronaut

    Originally posted by RisiR I'm so fucking high right now.

    
    and all is as it should be
18. 2017-03-03 at 3:11 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
    cerakote African Astronaut
    and?
19. 2017-03-03 at 3:11 PM UTC in ~~some nigga smoke smoke~~
    cerakote African Astronaut
    hop out the bed and im countin them faces i jump out the whip and them bitches start faintin no 20s or 50s just benjamin franklins block on lock call me kurt angle
20. 2017-03-03 at 3 PM UTC in Git outta dat trap shit
    cerakote African Astronaut
    my gf (male) is a trap