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  1. tfw when double-blowjob by bi-slut best friends.
  2. cerakote African Astronaut
    tfw thicc slut who used to cheat on her bf with me had an attack of conscience and stopped talking to me

    it'll be a year next month or so

    man she had the fattest tushie
  3. Yea, obvious lie.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. cerakote African Astronaut
    its not though

    we never actually fugged and i found out later that she was also cheating on her bf with a bunch of other people

    either way i was dumb and naive and i really had feelings for her besides the one in my pants when she sent me lewd pictures and i took it personally when she stopped talking to me

    i dont know why she did though, when some of the other guys she talked to were pretty good looking and were just better choices in general as i was like 330 lbs and shorter and still looked like a middle schooler
  5. cerakote African Astronaut
    disregard this post
  6. bling bling Dark Matter
    l0-l0-l
  7. bling bling Dark Matter
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vT-SEzPYfQA
  8. Originally posted by cerakote its not though

    we never actually fugged and i found out later that she was also cheating on her bf with a bunch of other people

    either way i was dumb and naive and i really had feelings for her besides the one in my pants when she sent me lewd pictures and i took it personally when she stopped talking to me

    i dont know why she did though, when some of the other guys she talked to were pretty good looking and were just better choices in general as i was like 330 lbs and shorter and still looked like a middle schooler

  9. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by cerakote tfw no gf

    >tfw no loli gf
  10. bling bling Dark Matter
    Lonely Japanese man who amassed a SIX-TON pile of porn died when it collapsed on top of him.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  11. Damn I should have called into work sick theres nothing to do I just wanna drink and eat ccc
  12. RestStop Space Nigga
    I wanna rail a 100mg of tina and blast off in some random hoe.
  13. Snorting is such a waste
  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    When your kitty tenderly caresses your face with her tail and you make eye contact and give her a long passionate kiss on the cheek.
  15. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Snorting is such a waste

    Smoking is a waste for my personally. I have to smoke 2-4 points AT LEAST before I get anything off of it then I'm chasing it all day. With snorting 80mg will do the trick for 12+ hours with good stuff I know it makes no sense and it's weird.
  16. Originally posted by cerakote we never actually fugged

    this means the post is irrelevant
  17. That feel when you can open two blisters of coldaside in like 30 seconds without a knife.
  18. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    That feel when deez nuts make contact with your chin.
  19. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    That feel when deez nuts make first contact with your chin.fuckit
  20. Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump That feel when you can open two blisters of coldaside in like 30 seconds without a knife.

    i dunno how long youve been doing this for and i know your doses are low but daily bundy use consistently ends terribly 100% of the time. yeah crack, heroin and meth are more addictive but taking mindfuck drugs for rudimentary survival is probably worse for you long (short) term. there's like a 50% chance of developing bipolar disorder or psychosis for every week you do this. sure feels good mehn tho. the best effect of these things is being able to listen to one song 5,000 times and every time it seems brand new.

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