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Posts by cerakote

  1. cerakote African Astronaut
    tfw friends in nyc are shitting themselves because of $150 pints of pharm lean in texas
  2. cerakote African Astronaut
    [lean cup]ayy wus poppin b we boutta po up hard[/lean cup]

  3. cerakote African Astronaut
    i am a walking lick
  4. cerakote African Astronaut
    im not gonna have any drug money for spring break please just shoot me in the head right fucking now
  5. cerakote African Astronaut
    tfw never get bag seeds

    im gonna kill myself and blame it on weed dealers
  6. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by greenplastic you don't understand how music works.

    first off, future is almost definitely not rich. this may come as a surprise to you but the stereotypical rap lifestyle is way overexaggerated bullshit.

    second, by your logic, you like meghan trainor's music, which further proves that your opinion is shit

    third, just because an artist is popular doesn't mean they got that way because they had a lot of fans. what happens is that some creative rappers come out and make good music and get popular. then people who don't really know how to differentiate good music from shit (such as yourself) come along and become fans of those good artists. record companies take notice and sign random dumbasses that look the part to be the face of the new music they shit out which lacks any originality or talent and is only designed to imitate the general sound of the previously mentioned good artists, because they know theres a bunch of morons out there who don't have any taste and will just like anything that has whatever particular trendy sound that is out at the moment. thats how shit artists like meghan trainor and future get popular.

    future is worth 8 million

    thats not rich per se but its a fuck of a lot more than i, you, or anyone else on this website has
  7. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RestStop I bump trap niggas literally every time I blast my first line of crystal for the day. I don't like all future songs no, but that track is pretty good.

    but do you keep the strap when you brush your teeth
  8. cerakote African Astronaut
    is this you
  9. cerakote African Astronaut
    bigly moroccan hash
  10. cerakote African Astronaut
    i like bugler, it tastes kind of sour and citrusy

    best cigarette baccer hands down
  11. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I started off as an 8-year kid

    wow your mom pushed a 2nd grader out?
  12. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 Maybe you're that stalker who lives down the street from me

    depends, wya
  13. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Hazza32 Last weekend, my father beat the FUCK out of me. I came home 45 minutes late, and ignored him when he tried to talk to me because i was too tired to argue and i let him know that…when i opened the fridge, he slammed it shut and said that "ungrateful shits" like me don't deserve food from "his" fridge. I ignored him and told him that i'm too tired to argue, and went to bed. 20 minutes later, he barged in, screaming, hysterical. He grabbed me by my throat, choked me, slammed me against the wall, kneed me a couple of times while screaming "WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO, PUSSY?!!?!?" After doing so, he threw me across the room, where I slammed my head against the wall…He ran across the room and smashed my head several times against the ground, hitting me across the arms and back. He kicked me out after that, and while i'm home now, our relationship is pretty much broken…I feel totally helpless in this situation. I UNDERSTAND. I SHOULD call CPS/911. But that isn't an option right now…the bruises have faded, he's trying to mend the relationship, and it would be uncalled for me to report him now. All i can do is move forward.

    forgive him and distance yourself
  14. cerakote African Astronaut
    lmao you talk like a fag and your shits all retarded
  15. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 I live 25 miles from the coast

    wow, what an astounding coincidence
  16. cerakote African Astronaut
    you can save extra time by just not having a house and making the pizza guy deliver to your cave/ritual sacrifice site
  17. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra shitposting at work

    good work
  18. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lanny the coast envy is strong with this thread

    not when you live 25 miles from the coast
  19. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 probably Texas with silicon valley and the Media capital of the world and a large portion of food grown on the planet.. sure!

    lmao if texas were its own country it would have the 12th largest economy in the world
  20. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra always answer the door with an erection in one hand and a gun in the other

    >open the door
    >both hands are occupied with a tool

    unless your dick is a hand then youre a bullshitter and this method doesnt work
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