Posts by cerakote

1. 2017-03-06 at 2:42 PM UTC in lockpicking
   cerakote African Astronaut

   Originally posted by omg so ive gathered a bunch of resources devoted to lockpicking (ebooks, textfiles, videos, etc)
   
   what im wondering now is, what picks would you guys recommend?
   
   im worry about the cheap-ass $2 chinese picks, like they may break after a few uses or something
   
   but at the same time i dont wanna dump $60 into a hobby that i may not dig
   
   tips advice stories etc

   
   theyre millimeter-thin long slivers of metal
   
   it doesnt fucking matter what brand or whatever you buy unless its made out of daedric metal
2. 2017-03-06 at 2:41 PM UTC in Help me niggas in space, you're my only hope!
   cerakote African Astronaut

   Originally posted by RisiR I play Go competitively. It has pretty much ruined my life.

   
   rank?
   
   i might start playing again if there are enough of you gentlemen (who arent trash) to queue with
3. 2017-03-06 at 2:39 PM UTC in Help me niggas in space, you're my only hope!
   cerakote African Astronaut
   use your computer wizardry to procure money and buy drugs for me
   
   p-please
   
4. 2017-03-06 at 2:31 PM UTC in Had you ever quit a job on the spot/walked off?
   cerakote African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Totse 2001 That sucks women can just trump card shit when more and more are being found to be made up stories.
   
   but then again, that is what the Rape investigations are for at the hospital. full check up for your seimon and DNA. I hope you didn't even kiss her because your saliva could be used. If she walked up to you and somehow contacted your mouth with her hand and brushed it on her nipples.. it's been done. some overzealous quick to think it's rape might charge you. But a well balanced test would show some trauma on the lady, and your cum inside her mouth or vag or smeared on her belly ..etc. prosecution is big money. privatised prison is big money. the poor and middle class get fucked for the smallest charges. even people with college degrees. But pieces of shit rich affluent kids from Stanford get a slap on the hand for actual rape. 3 months pfft

   
   the accusation was that i slapped her ass and after my dad called up there and spoke to the gm, he "knocked it down to just belligerence"
   
   that bullshitter knew i didnt do anything
5. 2017-03-06 at 2:23 PM UTC in memes are metaphysical viruses
   cerakote African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby bleed harder

   
   its only ironic blood
6. 2017-03-06 at 7:33 AM UTC in Totalled the bimmer
   cerakote African Astronaut
   cash4maymays@aol.gov
7. 2017-03-06 at 7:30 AM UTC in harassing your pets
   cerakote African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Sophie Not all Germanic peoples are German silly goose. And like you fucking lifted a finger during WW2, what are you 90?

   
   germanic people are descendants of the assyrians that migrated into europe (intermingled with the 10 israelite tribes of samaria which including judea was freed after babylon was conquered)
8. 2017-03-06 at 7:27 AM UTC in Do you think Joseph watched Mary been shagged?
   cerakote African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Hazza32 They did use animal blood to trick new husbands into thinking they where a virgin in those times.

   
   typically the hymen tears on its own after the woman gets to a certain age, just from physical activity/aging
9. 2017-03-06 at 7:25 AM UTC in Totalled the bimmer
   cerakote African Astronaut
   mfw dad actually hit and killed a mother and her child
   
   he didnt get charged because she ran out into the middle of the road and it was at nighr
10. 2017-03-06 at 7:24 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
    cerakote African Astronaut
    👉👌
11. 2017-03-06 at 7:23 AM UTC in ATTN: Weeaboos, weirdos and foreign folk.
    cerakote African Astronaut
    anne mayfield
12. 2017-03-06 at 7:23 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
    cerakote African Astronaut
    :Q
13. 2017-03-06 at 7:22 AM UTC in memes are metaphysical viruses
    cerakote African Astronaut
    i bleed for meta-irony
14. 2017-03-06 at 7:21 AM UTC in Totalled the bimmer
    cerakote African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Malice Thanks clonazepam.

    
    i deleted my passenger side mirror with a stopsign while driving on xanax
    
    h-haha
15. 2017-03-06 at 7:20 AM UTC in ATTN: Weeaboos, weirdos and foreign folk.
    cerakote African Astronaut
    anniemay is gay
16. 2017-03-06 at 7:20 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
    cerakote African Astronaut
    :z
17. 2017-03-06 at 7:18 AM UTC in Girl I've been seeing says she's pregnant.
    cerakote African Astronaut
    :^)!!
18. 2017-03-06 at 7:18 AM UTC in Thee best place to be during an earthquake...
    cerakote African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Sophie You do realize that being in front of a bullet at all times means you're never getting hit right?

    
    HECK
19. 2017-03-06 at 7:18 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
    cerakote African Astronaut

    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump zigger

    
    zipperhead
20. 2017-03-06 at 7:17 AM UTC in Girl I've been seeing says she's pregnant.
    cerakote African Astronaut
    drahk'nuek, destroyer of worlds