Posts by cerakote

1. 2017-03-06 at 7:17 AM UTC in what are you doing?
   cerakote African Astronaut
   MY THOUGHTS ARE SPORADIC
2. 2017-03-06 at 7:16 AM UTC in Girl I've been seeing says she's pregnant.
   cerakote African Astronaut
   faggots arent people
3. 2017-03-06 at 7:16 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
   cerakote African Astronaut
   🅱i🅱🅱a
4. 2017-03-06 at 6:31 AM UTC in Girl I've been seeing says she's pregnant.
   cerakote African Astronaut
5. 2017-03-06 at 6:30 AM UTC in What US city has dirty toaster waffles?
   cerakote African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Dargo What state is always sad?
   
   Missouri!
   
   
   
   What state was named after a prostitute?
   
   Idaho!
   
   
   
   What state is always cleaning up?
   
   Washington!
   
   
   
   Hee-hee. This is fun.

   
   which city was named after a container that light is stored in?
   
   houston
6. 2017-03-06 at 6:29 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
   cerakote African Astronaut
   please end my life
7. 2017-03-06 at 6:28 AM UTC in Girl I've been seeing says she's pregnant.
   cerakote African Astronaut
   Bill Krozby may be a little retarded but at least it isnt malevolent retardation
8. 2017-03-05 at 5:54 PM UTC in i dont feel like posting today
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9. 2017-03-05 at 5:33 PM UTC in harassing your pets
   cerakote African Astronaut
   the cat bigly
10. 2017-03-05 at 8:10 AM UTC in My wife is nuts.
    cerakote African Astronaut
    xdd
11. 2017-03-05 at 8:01 AM UTC in My wife is nuts.
    cerakote African Astronaut
    i asked her a couple years ago when i last saw her and she told me she didnt use it while she was pregnant but im not sure if that was the truth
    
    if she did, i could care less... im pretty well off
12. 2017-03-05 at 7:58 AM UTC in My wife is nuts.
    cerakote African Astronaut
    well she was, im not sure about now. shes all sorts of fucked up in the head though and it would be surprising if she wasnt still a drug addict of some sort
13. 2017-03-05 at 7:55 AM UTC in Got an idea to become Ultra-rich.
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14. 2017-03-05 at 7:55 AM UTC in My wife is nuts.
    cerakote African Astronaut
    no, youre thinking of crack
15. 2017-03-05 at 7:53 AM UTC in How do you normally dress?
    cerakote African Astronaut
    nobody gives a rats nigger about some shitty failed drug dealer
    
    youre only worth a shit if you dont get heat from police
16. 2017-03-05 at 7:48 AM UTC in what are you doing?
    cerakote African Astronaut

    Originally posted by RestStop Eating cheesesticks, drinking a pepsi, listening to Migos. Contemplating molesting my gf in her sleep .

    
    NO 20S NO 50S JUST BENJAMIN FRANKLINS
17. 2017-03-05 at 7:44 AM UTC in My wife is nuts.
    cerakote African Astronaut

    Originally posted by AngryOnion I have a hard time saying no.
    I work only when I want to so she has the upper hand.
    At first I thought it was going to be ok but as time went on I realized I was fucked,she was in charge and I was fucked.
    Cucked I believe the term is.

    
    man is the head of the house and if you let women think otherwise you should probably neck yourself tbh fam
18. 2017-03-05 at 7:42 AM UTC in harassing your pets
    cerakote African Astronaut
    my cats are dumb and like to do things like put their heads in grocery bags and then tard out and run around when they get their head stuck in them
19. 2017-03-05 at 7:40 AM UTC in harassing your pets
    cerakote African Astronaut

    Originally posted by reject Cerakote would blatantly be the top. He'll dominate RisiR and RisiR will love it

    
    well thats something i guess
20. 2017-03-05 at 7:39 AM UTC in harassing your pets
    cerakote African Astronaut

    Originally posted by RisiR First of all, you chase nothing you fat fuck. Yo probably just sit there and when the cat walks by you are too slow to grap the can or your flabby arm fat pushes it off the table.
    
    Second, shut the fuck up.

    
    blow me