Posts by cerakote

2017-06-27 at 5:41 PM UTC in the race to fuck hts

cerakote African Astronaut

Originally posted by infinityshock I'm not playing any of these faggot mentally defective fags mind games. I'm not acknowledging any of their idiotic newspeak terminology.

humanity has had the same descriptives for its entire existence. if it has a dick…it's a he. if it has a pussy…it's a she.

simple as that

signed

faggots arent people

2017-06-27 at 5:40 PM UTC in Assert your dominance.

cerakote African Astronaut

Originally posted by mmQ Swat your pet sternly on its rear end.

this doesnt work for mine

my cats like to be smacked, i dont know why my pets have to be kinky, but they are

everyone who sees me do it thinks im an animal abuser and then they see that the cat is meowing and purring and shit and they get confused

sometimes if the cats do something bad like tear up a roll of toilet paper or something and i swat them on the flank they dont know whether im being playful or actually mad at them

2017-06-27 at 5:38 PM UTC in Today i went to the shore.

cerakote African Astronaut

Originally posted by mmQ You're always referring to a specific shore though, even if you say 'a shore.'

I can see saying 'the shore' if you lived right next to one, and the person you were talking to was aware of that. In this case, people are saying 'the shore' when there isn't enough evidence for any of us to know which 'the shore' they're talking about. We can make educated guesses based on their known locations but 'the' should be reserved for proper nouns, methinks.

stop overthinking the english language

2017-06-27 at 5:37 PM UTC in today i went to the store

cerakote African Astronaut

Originally posted by aldra reminds me of poast's butthole beer

this post made me think of the sjw girl who made bread with her yeast infection discharge

top yuck

2017-06-27 at 5:34 PM UTC in today i went to the store

cerakote African Astronaut

Originally posted by mmQ I'm going out on a weak weak limb here to guess that it's a spicy garlic sauce, from Korea.

no its genetically engineered garlic cloves that contain capsaicin that originated from korea

theyre typically used in anti-vampire incendiary loads

2017-06-27 at 5:33 PM UTC in today i went to the store

cerakote African Astronaut

Originally posted by infinityshock don't think that just because your crew is still in diapers they're not going to get spanked like the naughty little rug rats they are…

lmao

2017-06-27 at 3:54 PM UTC in The 5 least socially adjusted users.

cerakote African Astronaut

lists are dumb and gay

2017-06-27 at 3:53 PM UTC in the race to fuck hts

cerakote African Astronaut

Originally posted by infinityshock he has a dick.

he's a he

yes, thats the point. i was referring to the thing where losers on 4chan call traps by she and other people reply to it with ">she"

2017-06-27 at 3:40 PM UTC in the race to fuck hts

cerakote African Astronaut

Originally posted by infinityshock hts is a dude, retard.

this is probably a case of >she

2017-06-27 at 3:39 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS

cerakote African Astronaut

Originally posted by infinityshock because you talk shit about shit you know nothing about…ie, the thread about guns when you first started posting.

fucking pissant. learn respect for your elders.

this is the jungle, bitch…don't challenge the bigger fish unless you want to get eaten.

i wasnt wrong though

i was objectively correct, and i supported my claims with factual evidence

2017-06-27 at 3:17 PM UTC in im an asshole

cerakote African Astronaut

Originally posted by Sophie y not tho

In that moment you are God.

no you arent, youre a loser faggot who killed a bunch of helpless and innocent people for edgy points

2017-06-27 at 3:16 PM UTC in The 5 most INTELLIGENT posters on this site

cerakote African Astronaut

Originally posted by Bill Krozby probably go to your nearest university and ask to be in one of their iq studies.

UT in my hood does stuff like that all the time.

thats an idea but my curiosity isnt worth the gas money and time to drive to houston tbh

2017-06-27 at 2:55 PM UTC in The 5 most INTELLIGENT posters on this site

cerakote African Astronaut

i took one of those shitty tests online and my results said i had 134. it doesnt matter much to me, but just for the sake of knowing, how would i go about getting an accurate (or at least objective) measure of that?

2017-06-27 at 1:59 PM UTC in i made fried eggs but they taste like popcorn

cerakote African Astronaut

you bought broken eggs they should have a warranty on them though

2017-06-27 at 1:58 PM UTC in today i went to the whore

cerakote African Astronaut

how much per entry

2017-06-27 at 1:58 PM UTC in Today i went to the shore.

cerakote African Astronaut

(you)

2017-06-27 at 1:58 PM UTC in today i went to the store

cerakote African Astronaut

Originally posted by greenplastic faget i dont need a gun youll get murked hard

all my crew some killas run up on me get rinsed lad

2017-06-27 at 1:49 PM UTC in today i went to the store

cerakote African Astronaut

Originally posted by greenplastic if u tlakin shit ill lay u down

do it pussy boy i got the yopper on me

2017-06-27 at 1:43 PM UTC in Suck my cock, nigger faggots

cerakote African Astronaut

Originally posted by Captain Falcon 49 Hollywood Hills in my Hollywood Hills account

tfw no bank accounts in my account account

2017-06-27 at 1:42 PM UTC in today i went to the store

cerakote African Astronaut

Originally posted by RestStop Korean spicy garlic is where it's at Brahs.

BITCH I COME FROM EATING MCDONALDS

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