Posts by cerakote

1. 2017-06-27 at 8:26 PM UTC in I QUIT
   cerakote African Astronaut
   "haha, good joke, youre fired"
2. 2017-06-27 at 8:22 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
   cerakote African Astronaut
   pic related
   
   
3. 2017-06-27 at 8:17 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
   cerakote African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Sophie I'd probably be sad if i had to raise my own food and then kill it and cook it.

   
   yeah i was kind of sad, especially when i walked in my pen and found the first one that died. he was a runt and had some sort of genetic problem; he was literally half the size of all the others. two more died from stress induced heart attacks when i moved my cull birds into a pen with another guy's. i had to kill the other runt, which was a little depressing, but when i went to break its neck and accidentally ripped the body off the head instead of just breaking the neck it started doing all the post mortem flapping and shit i fuckin died laughing
4. 2017-06-27 at 8:06 PM UTC in Alt media sites are retarded, people who use them as a news source are retards
   cerakote African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Sophie All the mainstream media is gay.

   
   t. the onion
5. 2017-06-27 at 8:05 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
   cerakote African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Sophie True happiness is shooting a couple rounds of bird shot into a flock of flying faggots.
   
   Also, chickens are for eating not cuddling.

   
   well if theyre shitty nigger birds like pigeons then yeah and ducks and shit are douchebags
   
   also yes chickens are for eating but coming from someone who has raised them from chicks to thicc full grown hens exclusively bred for meat production its cool to see them grow up and get the satisfaction of knowing that you did that
6. 2017-06-27 at 8 PM UTC in Alt media sites are retarded, people who use them as a news source are retards
   cerakote African Astronaut
   if you dont watch fox news youre a faggot
7. 2017-06-27 at 8 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
   cerakote African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Sophie Birds are fucking stupid. Except for Cockatoo's they are funny.

   
   fuck you nigger birds are great
   
   true happiness is holding a cardboard box full of broiler chicks that are yellow and fuzzy and look like walking dandelions and hear them chirp and make their cute baby bird noises
8. 2017-06-27 at 7:57 PM UTC in you got se fa se?
   cerakote African Astronaut
   yes, i think we have some in the back, give me a moment
9. 2017-06-27 at 7:56 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
   cerakote African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon birb pidun is fast boye

   
   pijun a trash ass niqqa
   
   osprie smocke tha fuc out of pigun
   
   pigun retarded mufuqqa n nobuddy liek blacc grea niggre bird
10. 2017-06-27 at 7:50 PM UTC in making udon for lunch
    cerakote African Astronaut
    makes me want ramen, when i make it i crack a couple of eggs in the pot and drop some broccoli in there. put the powder packets in after its drained, put some maggi and sriracha on it
    
    that shit SMACC
11. 2017-06-27 at 7:40 PM UTC in My dog died today
    cerakote African Astronaut
    sorry to hear that my man, when my cats eventually die im gonna be a sadboy
12. 2017-06-27 at 7:39 PM UTC in whats the deal with cough syrup/lean/codeine/promethazine syrup
    cerakote African Astronaut
    nothing beats acid fapping
13. 2017-06-27 at 7:39 PM UTC in What's your favourite temperature flavour?
    cerakote African Astronaut
    cloudy with a chance of meatballs xdddd
14. 2017-06-27 at 7:34 PM UTC in im an asshole
    cerakote African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Sophie tbh.

    
    more like desu
15. 2017-06-27 at 7:33 PM UTC in whats the deal with cough syrup/lean/codeine/promethazine syrup
    cerakote African Astronaut
    i remember the first time i took oxy, i was in an accounting class and when it hit me i damn near fell out of my chair
16. 2017-06-27 at 7:29 PM UTC in Do you own any weapons?
    cerakote African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Dargo aw. you're a cutter.

    
    well youre cute
    
    no homo
17. 2017-06-27 at 5:46 PM UTC in NiggasIn.Buzzfeed
    cerakote African Astronaut
    GUYS HATE HIM!
    
    GOT A SMALL DICK?? ONE WEIRD PILL TURNS YOU FROM A DICKLET TO MANDINGO
    
    NO CC, NO SIGNUP, NO BULLSHIT
    
    CLICK HERE
18. 2017-06-27 at 5:44 PM UTC in today i went to the whore
    cerakote African Astronaut

    Originally posted by RestStop objectively?

    
    DID I HEAR OBJECTIVISM?
    
    SOPHIE
19. 2017-06-27 at 5:43 PM UTC in Indica or sativa if you had to choose
    cerakote African Astronaut
    man i dont give a shit what kind of weed it is, if im rolling one up i just want the weed kind of weed it doesnt matter if its some Xx_gr4nd4ddy_purp_xX fire triple og sour dankberry or indica or sativa or whatever the fuck. if you a real 1 then theres only good weed and shitty weed
20. 2017-06-27 at 5:42 PM UTC in today i went to the store
    cerakote African Astronaut

    Originally posted by aldra dunno if you were on zoklet but a poster there was obsessed with buttholes for whatever reason (reason was likely meth)
    
    he actually brewed beer and printed labels, it was called 'butthole beer', the logo was a woman's ass with a roaring bear's head over the hole and it had instructions on how to drink it with your ass

    
    lmao
    
    he should start trying to go big time with it and sponsor proxy paige