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Posts by cerakote

  1. cerakote African Astronaut
    well memed

    liked, subscribed, upvoted, thumbs-upped, thanked, 1+'d, retweeted, shared, and screenshotted
  2. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mashlehash uhhh

    boneless pizza and a 2liter of coke?
  3. cerakote African Astronaut
    modern shit is literal trash

    randy travis, george straight, hank williams, etc or fuck off
  4. cerakote African Astronaut
    id be happy to have them work my penor tbh fam...
  5. cerakote African Astronaut
    just tape a 9 volt battery to your peepee and put it in peoples mouth as a prank haha
  6. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL You must be brandon.

    Your reputation runs before you, brandon! Ever since yiu defeated Lanny in battle, I have been eager to cross swords with you.
  7. cerakote African Astronaut
    tfw got that yung 4.8gb of porn on my phone
  8. cerakote African Astronaut
    what do you call a 20 year old who drinks lean and smokes lots of weed

    A YUNG MAN
  9. cerakote African Astronaut
    falcon, dont worry about the smell. open some windows, turn on fans, and light a candle if you want it to really clear out, but the first time you make something with an aromatic spice like curry or whatnot the smell will be all but gone
  10. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Nobody downloads porn anymore, cloud.

    you do if youre elite, porn webms are the best thing for masturbation in history
  11. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lanny I think mortified means like embarrassed as opposed to scared, which is kinda wierd, latin root for death, you'd think fear would be the more natural meaning.

    "oh", shouldve said terrified, i was under the impression that the word meant something along the lines of scared to death

    glad i never use that word in conversation and found out here
  12. cerakote African Astronaut
    tfw theres a thunderstorm rolling in and one of the cats is absolutely mortified
  13. cerakote African Astronaut
    unless they are wild, their diets are most likely absolute garbage and youll end up getting sick from it
  14. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Malice Why would I? This is a state of liberation.

    I have experienced both states, and this is the one for me. I could post a similar request for you, why not attempt surpassing your desires, experiencing the world as an asexual?

    who let malice out of trt i thought that was his autism shitposting containment thread
  15. cerakote African Astronaut
    stoya a qt
  16. cerakote African Astronaut
    im playing "I said come in! Don't stand there!", also known as "Hello, Hello!"
  17. cerakote African Astronaut
    BRAAAAAAAPT
  18. cerakote African Astronaut
    like the outro of war ready "hard to go to war with 70 million nigga" except with mayweather its like 400 million

    le irish potato nigger with a stick up his ass and a chip on his shoulder is gonna get his ass whooped 2 ways to sunday by mayweather. guy can buy out every fucking judge on the planet even if he didnt move like a crackhead
  19. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lanny I've recently evolved into the perfect goy.
  20. cerakote African Astronaut
    bleach would get you drunker
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