Posts by cerakote

1. 2017-07-14 at 5:13 PM UTC in How Many Calories Did You Consume Today?
   cerakote African Astronaut

   Originally posted by infinityshock 5,000 to 6,000 calories

   
   STUPID THICC
2. 2017-07-14 at 5:11 PM UTC in LANNY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
   cerakote African Astronaut
   *shitpost*
3. 2017-07-14 at 5:10 PM UTC in How Many Calories Did You Consume Today?
   cerakote African Astronaut
   uhh i ate some cherries so however many that was
4. 2017-07-14 at 5:09 PM UTC in Say something positive about the poster above you
   cerakote African Astronaut
   ^ you have a very aggressive shitposting style
5. 2017-07-14 at 5:07 PM UTC in chicken rescue operation
   cerakote African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Sub_Mod Sub_Mod here,
   
   why are you so hateful?

   
   why are you so gay?? humans are the apex predator which means we have the right to subjugate the rest of the planet
   
   also nice ironic reddit name, i got alt'd
6. 2017-07-14 at 5:06 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
   cerakote African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon Are you really a virgin? If you want, I could help you out with your social skills.

   
   i assume you directed that at malice, but the answer is no
7. 2017-07-14 at 5 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
   cerakote African Astronaut
   3 more years and you'll finally be able to cast lv3 fireball
8. 2017-07-14 at 4:59 PM UTC in chicken rescue operation
   cerakote African Astronaut
   its like the video of the libtards holding up a guy hauling a trailer full of pigs and the one bitch starts crying and petting one of them. id love to see their faces while the pigs are being processed... the big circular saw they use to cut the carcass in half with would make them faint
9. 2017-07-14 at 4:55 PM UTC in Which poster do you miss the most?
   cerakote African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby he was here recently

   
   i see
10. 2017-07-14 at 4:53 PM UTC in Ban gayplastic
    cerakote African Astronaut

    Originally posted by greenplastic it's actually beginning to impress me how many shit cringe tier insults you two can come up with. like it just never stops. also it's funny seeing an old as man arguing with a 17 yr old lol

    
    i turned 18 in november guy, and >implying it isnt funny to see some of the shit he comes up with
    
    
11. 2017-07-14 at 4:48 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
    cerakote African Astronaut

    Originally posted by NARCassist You don't know women at all do ya?

    
    i think you know the answer to that
12. 2017-07-14 at 3:46 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
    cerakote African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Piles of Crack Yes I was aware of you insulting and belittling me and I was agreeing with you.

    
    stop feeling sorry for yourself you pussy faggot... fix the problem like a man does and dont kill yourself or you will be known as the lowest bootlicker pondscum to ever tread the earth ny everyone on here
13. 2017-07-14 at 3:43 PM UTC in Ban gayplastic
    cerakote African Astronaut

    Originally posted by infinityshock not gonna happen.
    
    I've got your mom here with my dick in her mouth just in case my ticker gives out and she needs to suck start it.

    
    the suck start has a very low success rate on the gen1 models ask greenplastic
14. 2017-07-14 at 3:39 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
    cerakote African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Piles of Crack I tell her I'm a stupid piece of shit loser everyday and that she doesn't need a toxic person like me in her life but she doesn't listen to me.

    
    i was pointing out the irony of someone of supposedly high moral character considering suicide
15. 2017-07-14 at 3:37 PM UTC in Ban gayplastic
    cerakote African Astronaut

    Originally posted by infinityshock you first, pedo magnet.

    
    hopefully by the time i get ready to do it your pacemaker will stop working
16. 2017-07-14 at 3:35 PM UTC in Ban gayplastic
    cerakote African Astronaut

    Originally posted by infinityshock get back into your playpen little billy…your diaper is leaking.

    
    kill yourself
17. 2017-07-14 at 3:34 PM UTC in Ban gayplastic
    cerakote African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ Yoi are a literal projection machine

    
    no hes a semen extraction machine
18. 2017-07-14 at 3:32 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
    cerakote African Astronaut
    >he is a million times the man you are, §m£ÂgØL!!!!!
19. 2017-07-14 at 3:29 PM UTC in whats the best drug i can buy online for 20$ on a debit card
    cerakote African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby speed pills? as in like adderall or the shitty x thats pressed with speed and binders, i thought that was a thing of the past.

    
    pills pressed with crank
20. 2017-07-14 at 8:20 AM UTC in Alcohol: So many different choices for the same thing.
    cerakote African Astronaut
    the same could be said for food...
    
    just drink flavorless soylent for the rest of your life