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Posts by cerakote

  1. cerakote African Astronaut
    tfw the hot romanian hooker doesnt live above me anymore...

    she knew that she was doing peepee magic on my 9th grade self everytime she asked me to help her with something in those booty shorts
  2. cerakote African Astronaut
    but then they dont get their shitty badge of honor "wowwww thank u 4 ur service, how noble, a woman in the military :OOOO"
  3. cerakote African Astronaut
    malice when he's tardposting (most of the time)
  4. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Dargo (haha)

    jej
  5. cerakote African Astronaut
    >he doesnt drive a gas powered bicycle
  6. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Esplender Had a feminist ask a friend to parallel park her car for her once. Like, you're really half-assing this whole empowered woman gimmick, aren't you?

    your tripcode is a description of circumcision
  7. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock clarify for me again…is my dick the size of pocket lint you pull out of your boyfriends jeans when he makes you do his laundry, or a bacterium…

    because thers a significant size difference you got going on there, little billy

    i cant wait for you to tell everyone how you know so much about geriatric sexual performance, you little pedophile magnet. family member sticking things in your pooper? those priests taking turns using your various orifices to absolve you of your sins? all of the above. c'mere little billy…sit on grampas lap…no, thats not my finger in your asshole.

    i will give you all of the money in my change jar if you kill yourself right now
  8. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock or me cramming my cock so far up your asshole the internal pressure causes your tear ducts to rupture.

    your penis is the size of the pocket lint i pull out of freshly dried jeans. even if it werent the size of a bacterium your old age and resulting erectile dysfunction wouldnt allow you to pop even a 1% boner. shit, maybe youre thinking of your younger days, i know how you nursing home people are. its not your fault the nurse forgot to give you your alzheimers meds today
  9. cerakote African Astronaut
    fuck man hydro is one of those faggots who thinks animals are people too

    >i was on the verge of suicide because my horse got fucked on by yotes!!! my soul was torn asunder and the prospect of carrying on another day without my muse, my other half, was more than my aching heart could bear!!!

    and for you to personify a coyote as some kind of serial rapist axe murderer is next level autism. its like being in war?? bitch, are you fucking shitting me??

    you are a waste of a carbon based lifeform
  10. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock it was more intended to make fun of you and hurt your feelings in the hopes that it would make you cry…or even stop you from ever posting again

    if i ever cry so much as one water molecule over this forum, it will be out of joy because you got ran over by a greyhound bus, died from west nile virus, were eaten by lions, or otherwise perished
  11. cerakote African Astronaut
    i have just been memed
  12. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by TAFK Dumpster Slut All of your children will be the slaves of Chinese men.

    i would die of ecstasy if i had the opportunity to unload on a company of chinese infantry
  13. cerakote African Astronaut
    ill kill your eyes
  14. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by fag I doubt that women make less money than men. Look at the male suicide and incarceration rate while feminists laugh about it and then tell me I got cucked. You're just biased against men just like women and men have proven to be, you're a traitor and a little bitch who gets weak in the knees anytime a women comes around. My hatred of feminism stems from being abused by my mother and then being expected to revere her like she's a saint. Your arguments are oversimplified to the point of being idiotic and in reality you're really just trying to be an beta male instead of having honor and camaraderie because your daemon is underdeveloped and you worship your muse.

    they dont, all the le epic wage gap trash is literally just the "gimme" faggots wanting an excuse to throw a temper tantrum

    Originally posted by infinityshock feminism isn't about bringing up woMEN…it's about bringing down men.

    THIS TBH FAM


    and to risir, your country's current state of affairs is a direct result of these numale faggots and "feminist" shitters. germany, more like little iraq
  15. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RisiR † Meth ain't shit.

    its only 2nd to lsd in terms of shittiness
  16. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sophie Opportunity: Wasted.

    im not a kidfucker sorry lad
  17. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock the only thing you low about drinking is what's in your baby bottle. now go tell your daddy to change your diaper with a happy ending.

    for him.

    i know this is probably just you shitposting but

    i never claimed to know anything about quitting the liquid jedi besides it being difficult, and i figured that out when my dad stopped drinking. he didnt want to eat, got the shakes, and couldnt sleep worth a shit. he was irritable all the time.
  18. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RisiR † You should absolutely get your lobotomy in an Asian back alley hospital.

    "Who cares if he's a doctor? He's putting down cats for a living."…

    like the heart transplant in crank 2
  19. cerakote African Astronaut
    tfw my neighbors daughter had a little girl crush on me and would talk to me about all kinds of kid stuff that had no bearing on anything... she was adorable and i would always feel bad when i went back inside because she just wanted to say things about stuff and have someone listen to her. sorry kennedy, i just came outside for a cigarette im not trying to hurt your feelings... fug
  20. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RisiR † Are crocks an co. lizerds?

    yes along with gators, caiman, and other crocodyliformes. salamanders and newts are amphibians tho
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