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Posts by cerakote

  1. cerakote African Astronaut
    clearance rack cunny
  2. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 stop taking meth

    i think you might be on to something here

    on the real though, meth dreams are by far the most polarizing thing about the drug for me; theyre either really awful or really great. ive had the most disconcerting, unnerving nightmares of my entire life but i have also had dreams so aggressively erotic and sensual that when i woke up i damn near nutted. last night for instance, i kept having this recurring nightmare in which i was looking through the eyes of some entity at myself sleeping, only to see a rapid set of images in which my dad, my cats, and i were all gruesomely murdered and mutilated in our beds, and then back to the pov of the thing, over and over and over until i decided to get out of bed and put an end to the mental scarring. on the other hand, ive had dreams in which i was fucking a girl i have strong feelings for with such passion and emotion that when i woke up i expected to see her laying next to me, only to realize it was a dream and end up thinking about her for the rest of the day.

    from what ive read, many people have similar experiences with meth dreams so its nice to know that im not the only one who is subjected to this
  3. cerakote African Astronaut
    you drive an automobile thats worth several million plastic bottle caps
  4. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra yeah, if you're not familiar you really want to look up what the different parts/cables do. watch a few build-log videos and they'll explain most of what they do, which should help you understand what goes where.

    in terms of the fans specifically, most motherboards only have 1 CPU fan port (3 pins) and maybe 2 pwm fan ports (4 pins) - if that's not enough for you, you'll want to get splitter cables so that you can plug multiple fans into one port. if you're that-way inclined it's pretty straightforward to strip the wires down and solder them all together in parallel so you essentially have a whole bunch of fans attached to a single plug - fans don't eat a lot a of power and it takes a lot to overload the motherboard/power supply.

    i have a total of 6 fans in my shitposting box, only 3 of which are being used. i dont have a soldering iron or the patience/mental fortitude to learn another marginally useful thing as of now, so i guess i'll look into the splitter thing. one of my cats greatly enjoys sleeping under my desk (right the fuck next to the computer and the air intake slot on the side). imagine my surprise when i learned that the reason my first gpu went fukushima was because the heatsinks were packed full of her fur...

    consequently, keeping my computer guts hairball free is of great importance, not only because replacing components hurts my wallet but im getting tired of having an electronic leg warmer

    Post last edited by cerakote at 2017-07-25T05:26:19.644541+00:00
  5. cerakote African Astronaut
    but see all the cables are dollar tree-tier and half of them seem to be either way too long or just plain pointless. i dont know which serves what purpose either... i think at this point the best thing i could do is to read up on how to wire all the shit myself and look into the function of it all.

    i did pretty much that when i was first learning about computer hardware when the time came to fix/replace borked components and i had no idea what the fuck i was doing. when i replaced the mobo a few years back i left a couple fans unplugged because the mobo didnt have enough sysfan ports for them all. since then there was been a very noticeable increase in drive temps and taking the time to rewire the computer and get some hands on experience with it is probably the smartest choice. my computer isnt a prebuilt but since my dad doesnt know jack shit about them and neither did my 7th grade self at the time they just had the fry's nerds do it. once i unfuck my financial situation i want to build a computer of my own, all by myself for both the nerd xp and saving some money. gonna have a hard time doing that if i dont have a clue on how to make my expensive pieces of silicon actually function though, tbh fam...
  6. cerakote African Astronaut
    can one of the resident /g/entlemen give me a rundown on how to unfuck the cable spaghetti in my computer
  7. cerakote African Astronaut
    i cant fucking stand drug dealers who dont know how to be punctual, organized, professional, or otherwise sensible... i mean, i get its illegal, but still, take some fucking pride in your work you cave dwellers. if you say that you will be at x place at x time, BE THERE ON TIME its not fucking rocket science niggers FUCK. its common courtesy to be punctual with anything, regardless of whether or not youre hustling. guess what dickheads, it also makes your whole game less covert. a guy waiting around for their shit ass tardy drug dealer in the taco bell parking lot for 20 minutes is gonna draw more attention than a quick and discreet transaction that happens when you are on time. i never kept a buyer waiting, but you bet your ass i had to wait on more than a few dumbfucks who didnt consider the fact that i had felony quantities on me, much less that MAYBE, JUST MAYBE i had plans of my own or was on a time crunch.

    also, let me take this opportunity to give a big ol FUCK YOU to retard weed dealers who dont have the mental capacity to scale out a 20 sack and actually try to run my pockets with that fuck shit... I KNOW WHAT A DUB FEELS AND LOOKS LIKE AND THIS ISNT IT FAGGOT
  8. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kinkou I'm so fucking done with the retarded thread being full of fucking text walls between what might as well be fucking preteens gossiping



    Originally posted by Piles of Crack Yeah I miss the good old days of TRT for sure. It's not even the text walls for me, it's the low quality banter and lack of good posters.

    le i didnt read this xddd
  9. cerakote African Astronaut
    👱👋
  10. cerakote African Astronaut
    cock flavored ramen when
  11. cerakote African Astronaut
    how long will a ford 300 I-6 last? 303726 on the odometer, rebuilt at ~165k and how trill would replacing it with a 302 windsor be
  12. cerakote African Astronaut
    i kept having fucky meth dreams last night and my cat wouldnt fuck off and let me sleep
  13. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby When i was a seven in the lunch room at school i opened my milk carton but pushed the flaps back together to make it look like it was closed and raised my hand and a monitor this dude older than the moon came to me and i was like "can u help me open my milk?"

    And he leaned over and opened only to realize it was already open and i wasted his time lol



    Post last edited by cerakote at 2017-07-24T13:45:00.796865+00:00
  14. cerakote African Astronaut
    ive had this happen before

    too bad i was too drunk to notice i knocked the masterkey out until much later (after i had not only called into work but nearly had a panic attack)
  15. cerakote African Astronaut
    i "slept" maybe 2 hours total and now im coming off crank and chugging cans of venom so im not a zombie during my interview later, yay
  16. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon No, go over it again please

    fug off

    Originally posted by RisiR † I thought you meant your pigmentation.

    texas weather sees to it that i stay tanned enough to not look like a vampire. ive got a wicked ass truckers tan
  17. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Went to an Italian restaurant last night, ordered a fettuccine alfredo, but got a chicken parmesan instead. I did not get my order, I got an impasta. The wait was like 50 minutes and I was not sitting for 50 minutes while my girlfriend's food ran cold, specially when I had a giant, perfectly good meal right in front of me, so I just notified my waitress of the mistake and ate the chicken parmesan. Another day, another case of my life being controlled by big parma.

    its the jedis
  18. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Aren't you like 12.

    we've been over this, and no amount of age related memeing is going to change the answer
  19. cerakote African Astronaut
    >there are uncut people right now on this forum

    seriously what the fuck are you all doing
  20. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RisiR † "aggressively white"


    my black coworkers joke that im a white supremacist, one of the managers where i used to work called me big country, etc etc
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