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The evolution of Bill Krozby: I've changed my views on sex
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2017-07-18 at 11:56 AM UTCThe most Catholic thing that happened in your life was you getting buttfingered as a child.
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2017-07-18 at 12:31 PM UTC
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2017-07-18 at 12:31 PM UTC
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2017-07-18 at 12:33 PM UTC
Originally posted by cerakote good luck man stopping drinking is hard but well worth it. got 2 more pills left then i have to really unironically quit meth, called a prospective employer today and he said he might have openings in the next couple weeks. local 68 makes apprentices do a test before they start work, so this is pretty much the end of my drug use. i do NOT want to quit but its either this or kill a career before it even starts by pissing hot.
the only thing you low about drinking is what's in your baby bottle. now go tell your daddy to change your diaper with a happy ending.
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2017-07-18 at 12:44 PM UTC
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2017-07-18 at 12:47 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-18 at 1:33 PM UTCFight! Fight! Fight!
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2017-07-18 at 2:42 PM UTCSo your boss is understanding, cool, gives you good advice, gives you time off to get your shit together, but now you are going to abandon him and find another employer??
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2017-07-18 at 3:51 PM UTC
Originally posted by -SpectraL So your boss is understanding, cool, gives you good advice, gives you time off to get your shit together, but now you are going to abandon him and find another employer??
its undecided and im playing it by ear, I know it sounds shitty but I'm trying to look out for myself as they don't ultimately care about me. -
2017-07-18 at 3:58 PM UTC
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2017-07-18 at 4:15 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby Bill i would fucking wreck you if i ever saw you in real life. You'd end up moaning like a fucking whore on the floor after cuming in my asshole and you'd still kick me in the teeth with the head of your dick
agreed.
although I'm not a whore...I'll let you do this for free -
2017-07-18 at 4:18 PM UTC
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2017-07-18 at 4:28 PM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock the only thing you low about drinking is what's in your baby bottle. now go tell your daddy to change your diaper with a happy ending.
for him.
i know this is probably just you shitposting but
i never claimed to know anything about quitting the liquid jedi besides it being difficult, and i figured that out when my dad stopped drinking. he didnt want to eat, got the shakes, and couldnt sleep worth a shit. he was irritable all the time. -
2017-07-18 at 9:09 PM UTC
Originally posted by cerakote i know this is probably just you shitposting but
i never claimed to know anything about quitting the liquid jedi besides it being difficult, and i figured that out when my dad stopped drinking. he didnt want to eat, got the shakes, and couldnt sleep worth a shit. he was irritable all the time.
it was more intended to make fun of you and hurt your feelings in the hopes that it would make you cry...or even stop you from ever posting again -
2017-07-18 at 11:38 PM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock it was more intended to make fun of you and hurt your feelings in the hopes that it would make you cry…or even stop you from ever posting again
if i ever cry so much as one water molecule over this forum, it will be out of joy because you got ran over by a greyhound bus, died from west nile virus, were eaten by lions, or otherwise perished -
2017-07-19 at 1:39 AM UTC
Originally posted by cerakote if i ever cry so much as one water molecule over this forum, it will be out of joy because you got ran over by a greyhound bus, died from west nile virus, were eaten by lions, or otherwise perished
or me cramming my cock so far up your asshole the internal pressure causes your tear ducts to rupture. -
2017-07-19 at 1:46 AM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock or me cramming my cock so far up your asshole the internal pressure causes your tear ducts to rupture.
your penis is the size of the pocket lint i pull out of freshly dried jeans. even if it werent the size of a bacterium your old age and resulting erectile dysfunction wouldnt allow you to pop even a 1% boner. shit, maybe youre thinking of your younger days, i know how you nursing home people are. its not your fault the nurse forgot to give you your alzheimers meds today -
2017-07-19 at 1:56 AM UTC
Originally posted by cerakote your penis is the size of the pocket lint i pull out of freshly dried jeans. even if it werent the size of a bacterium your old age and resulting erectile dysfunction wouldnt allow you to pop even a 1% boner. shit, maybe youre thinking of your younger days, i know how you nursing home people are. its not your fault the nurse forgot to give you your alzheimers meds today
clarify for me again...is my dick the size of pocket lint you pull out of your boyfriends jeans when he makes you do his laundry, or a bacterium...
because thers a significant size difference you got going on there, little billy
i cant wait for you to tell everyone how you know so much about geriatric sexual performance, you little pedophile magnet. family member sticking things in your pooper? those priests taking turns using your various orifices to absolve you of your sins? all of the above. c'mere little billy...sit on grampas lap...no, thats not my finger in your asshole. -
2017-07-19 at 2:01 AM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby its undecided and im playing it by ear, I know it sounds shitty but I'm trying to look out for myself as they don't ultimately care about me.
Have you ever thought that maybe the reason no one in all the world ultimately cares about you is exactly because all you've ever done is "look out for yourself" AKA fuck people over for the pettiest imaginable payoffs? -
2017-07-19 at 2:06 AM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock clarify for me again…is my dick the size of pocket lint you pull out of your boyfriends jeans when he makes you do his laundry, or a bacterium…
because thers a significant size difference you got going on there, little billy
i cant wait for you to tell everyone how you know so much about geriatric sexual performance, you little pedophile magnet. family member sticking things in your pooper? those priests taking turns using your various orifices to absolve you of your sins? all of the above. c'mere little billy…sit on grampas lap…no, thats not my finger in your asshole.
i will give you all of the money in my change jar if you kill yourself right now
