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Posts by cerakote

  1. cerakote African Astronaut
    cummies
  2. cerakote African Astronaut
    die screaming
  3. cerakote African Astronaut
    im gay but only ironically
  4. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Discount Whore 1.6 million in gold shavings, how would you even go about selling that? Melt it down, sure, but into what?

    >metallurgy is rocket science

    melt it into ingots with a mould you can buy at gander mtn?

  5. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Errr.. why can't it be named?

    hes part of the JIDF
  6. cerakote African Astronaut
    try growing the weed strain of weed

    it doesnt matter what kind you grow my guy just grow the weed kind
  7. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Discount Whore There are links which suggest it may lead to increased risk of bladder cancer and some other type I forget. Also the act of combustion (polycyclic hydrocarbons r not ur frans) is carcinogenic and I'd be surprised if its cancer stunting enzymes are enough to totally negate that fact. More research has to be done on it of course. I hope that I'm right though because then I get to shove it in all those dumb stoner faces who continually vomit out that 'weed cures cancer' and act like inhaling burning plant matter is totally and non-negotiably safe.
    smoking in any capacity is hiroshima-tier for your lungs

    it doesnt matter if its unenhancemented dokha or weedijuana
  8. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby YAAASSSS FAAAAMMM

    upvoted

    b sure 2 like n subscribe
  9. cerakote African Astronaut
    guess who LITERALLY inflamed their prostate by beating their dick too much

    fuck im gonna miss jerking off on acid but im damm sure not gonna miss the feeling that im being stabbed with a railroad spike right in the gooch when im pissing
  10. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by HampTheToker I think Jesus would probably be ok if you fed yourself instead of your pastor this week.

    Edit: disregard. I read that wrong. You've already committed robbery against Jesus after all. Idk, man. Donate plasma or something.

    Post last edited by HampTheToker at 2016-12-25T20:15:30.178563+00:00

    i donated blood too recently or else i would
  11. cerakote African Astronaut
    i do quite like the meme where people say buying legally is cheaper

    an eightball for 35-40 bucks is how much you pay everywhere
  12. cerakote African Astronaut
    weed is the tobacco of the drug world:

    not everyone likes it

    the smoke is unpleasant to most

    routine consumption gets expensive but infrequent consumption is cheap

    its enjoyable but pretty vanilla

    there are negative respiratory effects from smoking it

    its really the lowest thing on the totem pole for danger
  13. cerakote African Astronaut
    How can I earn a few dollars? I just need money for gas and dip until I get my first paycheck which will be a really fat one

    Im fucking broke

    I just counted my change and I have 6.29 including the $1 i had in my wallet. I spent all the money I had in my tithe envelopes so not only do I owe the bank 40, my dad 175, another 175 for the bills, i owe jesus roughly 90

    End my life
  14. cerakote African Astronaut
    I dont celebrate christmas and not only do I have mere dollars to my name, I'm overdrafted at the bank and owe 39 dollars. I dont start the new job til tomorrow.

    Kill me
  15. cerakote African Astronaut
    Christmas is a pagan holiday

    Happy nondescript time of religious zeal and consumerist mayhem
  16. cerakote African Astronaut
    If this is a reputable source we boutta be drowning in dope boys
  17. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump it (RE4) was like $15 bvucks. i paid $25 for 6 new games.

    I scooped the valve bundle and doom 4 for less than 40 bucks during the thanksgiving sale
  18. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by plumpkatt1 So as a learning experience, 4.8 grams of pills uncleaned will b a good start to learn? Then once the technique is down, one can start cleaning their pills to get better results?

    I also want to know this answer it is relevant to my interests
  19. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by thelittlestnigger Itt; analingus over my beta status

    you still like boys homo
  20. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher Grizzly wintergreen was my favorite for most of my life but after three years of it in high school and another year and a half of it on the job I had to find something else

    Grizzly straight is good but seems weaker than the other two

    Post last edited by Hash Slinging Slasher at 2016-12-20T04:40:22.781395+00:00

    I get grizzly straight when im in brokeboy mode which is why i got a can earlier

    Also its mild on the gums so its a nice change of pace
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