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I cucked a chick at work

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    I was at work today and this new chick who used to work there came back (im guessing for the holidays). Im pretty low key at work so I internally note a new individual in the building but go about my routine tasks. After about an hour or so this chick needs something, so she goes like "Hey you can you get me some potatoes!" and I look at her and be like "Sure" so I do get some potatoes and come back with them. She then goes like "Sorry that I just said hey you, I dont know your name" and I autistically replied "It would be weird if you did know my name considering I have never met you before" and then this native american homosexual I work with goes "Done even think about it, she aint interested" in his gay feminine voice. And I look at them both and say "I am not interested either. I have a girlfriend.". Pretty sure this is the type of chick who isnt often told that that someone isnt interested in her.

    I think women these days need to be told their worth because a lot of desperate guys just fellate these bitches egos in hopes of getting their dick wet when the woman herself has very little to offer than a couple of (hopefully) wet holes.

    And for the rest of the day she was trying to talk to me and shit as if it was some sort of reverse psychology where my lack of interest and status as an already taken male made me appealing to her.

    Also everyone at my work is a fucking degenerate. I am about ready to go full Nazi on these fuckers just because they are fucking retarded shitheads.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    What kind of work do you do?
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    bullshit work
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    well obviously... I just didn't know if you were using "potatoes" as a cover for something else. Or if you actually are a chef/cook of some sort. Anyways cool story.

    Yeah I've had similar instances where girls do that kind of stuff at work. Not that I necessarily had a gf at the time or wouldn't be willing to bone the bitch. It's just a turn off to me when I can see their gears of manipulation winding up in their domes.

    It's pretty sad that some girls (even ugly bitches can get ton of attention just for having a vagina) need to garnish everyones attention on them constantly just for the sake of having it.

    I worked temporarily as a pastry maker and when I first started working there, there was this one girl and she had a nice body and dressed very sluttily, didn't have that great of a face, definitely a brown bag special, but she seemed alright, she seemed out going.

    But very quickly I saw how much of a try hard she was.

    She mentioned how she was going to see a friends show over the weekend and that they'd been touring texas a lot recently and probably haven't had sex in a while and she wanted to help them out.. (I almost wanted to say, if they are in any way a half way decent band, I'm sure they will manage with out you...) but it was just away to show her sluttiness and then she mentioned something else sexual.. And it was just kinda weird, especially cause when she walked off, he was like "yaaa brahh, she very sexually open, ohhh yeaaah id totally hit it, she's not shy at all brah..." and it turned out he was nothing but a beta orbiter constantly following her and "chit-chatting"

    It was just really cringey. Then when the lady that was the head baker, asked for my phone number incase she needs to reach me for whatever reason, like I'm running late or whatever, the slutty chick was like ohh hey lemme get your number too... so I said my number out to both of them.

    A couple days later I wake up one saturday morning and evidently she'd been texting me around 2-3 am, asking what I'm doing ect..
    and we briefly text about hanging out sometime. She tried a couple times to get me to hang out with her and some of the co-workers or for me to go hang with her and her 7 roomies. I just wasn't feeling it and told her look if you want to do something just you and I thats cool, otherwise I'm not interested.

    Just seemed like a lot of work pandering to some bitches ego for pussy I may not get, I didn't find her the least bit interesting anyways, so I just let it ride out. On top of that she's one of those people that if you say one thing to, not like even a secret or anything.. just anything in passing conversation, you can guarantee she's going to mention it to co-workers behind your back.

    But hey she was young like 21-23 or something. But whats even worse is girls that dude at a much older lol
  5. #5
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    you banged her boyfriend?
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  6. #6
    Originally posted by aldra you banged her boyfriend?

    Well technically he banged me.
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    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Doesn't that make you a cuckess rather than a cucker?
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    You all sound like fucking chickens to me. Cuck cuck cuck.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I'm a chicken fucker
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    cerakote African Astronaut
    Thelittlestnigger likes boys
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by cerakote Thelittlestnigger likes boys

    no he doesn't you nigger, he likes men. Big burly men named Omar
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    He works at a fucking Mcdonalds I bet.. Everyone at my work likes me... I got a ride home the past two days. All the girls are very nice to me and always come talk to me and THE BENDING OVER MAN IM TELLING. If a girl is near me they bend. I hold open doors, smile and say good mornings. They are all so pretty.

    Today the office ladies came down and helped us on the floor. The fillipino girl is married but god damn she is SEXY. The indian girl has MASSIVE BOOBS.... I CANT STOP LOOKING AT HER ALL DAY.

    Even the guys flirt with me.

    This is what life is like when you stop giving a fuck.

    Confidence is attractive.
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  13. #13
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump He works at a fucking Mcdonalds I bet.. Everyone at my work likes me… I got a ride home the past two days. All the girls are very nice to me and always come talk to me and THE BENDING OVER MAN IM TELLING. If a girl is near me they bend. I hold open doors, smile and say good mornings. They are all so pretty.

    Today the office ladies came down and helped us on the floor. The fillipino girl is married but god damn she is SEXY. The indian girl has MASSIVE BOOBS…. I CANT STOP LOOKING AT HER ALL DAY.

    Even the guys flirt with me.

    This is what life is like when you stop giving a fuck.

    Confidence is attractive.

    you said it best brudda, tap that asshole
  14. #14
    fug yeg
  15. #15
    Itt; analingus over my beta status
  16. #16
    cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by thelittlestnigger Itt; analingus over my beta status

    you still like boys homo
  17. #17
    Originally posted by cerakote you still like boys homo

    This is a false accusation perpetrated by jedi communists who desire to tarnish my reputation.
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    bling bling Dark Matter
    who holds up the zionit jedis
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    bling bling Dark Matter
    the ornthodox jedis
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    Originally posted by bling bling the ornthodox jedis

    O shit
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