Posts by cerakote

1. 2016-12-23 at 6:22 PM UTC in How many of you are actually Lanny alts?
   cerakote African Astronaut
   I'm jeff hunter
2. 2016-12-23 at 6:21 PM UTC in I cucked a chick at work
   cerakote African Astronaut
   Thelittlestnigger likes boys
3. 2016-12-23 at 6:20 PM UTC in Steam is down
   cerakote African Astronaut
   I thought this was a local issue, but I guess I'm not alone in the butthurt shittering
4. 2016-12-20 at 3:56 AM UTC in Is anyone here a history nut
   cerakote African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Lanny Triggered as fuck right now

   
   Sorry to hear that. I could type a long post out addressing your trigger but im phoneposting from bed
5. 2016-12-20 at 3:41 AM UTC in Is anyone here a history nut
   cerakote African Astronaut
   The whole "history helps us not make the same mistakes" thing is a load of horseshit. the same mistakes mankind has made since its creation have been made tine and time again, which is just how human nature is.
   
   Im not into history because of pseudointellectual reflections, i like it because the subject matter is interesting. ive always succeeded in history and social studies classes because it interests me
6. 2016-12-20 at 3:38 AM UTC in why are white people so nerdy?
   cerakote African Astronaut
   what do you mean by nerd?
   
   if you mean just having dorky hobbies i got news for you: people do things that make them happy. Viewing interesting media is what i do for fun
   
   If you mean the cucky way alot of men are: feminization of the male gender is a byproduct of the liber politically correct fag enabling society that we live in.
   
   im 270lbs, 6'3", and have a resting bitchface so i dont have to worry about that
7. 2016-12-20 at 3:33 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
   cerakote African Astronaut

   Originally posted by the holy ghost i have members now
   
   username is lightworld

   
   I havent played in weeks my man... i havent been playing anything but doom recently. When im done with doom ill prob start playing again. Ill lyk when I do so we can pvm or something. Im broke as shit ingame right now though, ive been using rcb and warpriest for everything
8. 2016-12-20 at 3:27 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
   cerakote African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher Grizzly mint is alright too
   
   Skoal berry makes a wonderful air freshener

   
   Grizzly mint is my next favorite. Their straight is ok as well and I generally hate straight dips. I just cant stand copenhagen's oily, overly-flavored and soggy flavored dips. Their regular snuff is my favorite. Stoker's snuff is good too. Grizzly is my favorite and i feel like the reason i like the wintergreen so much is because it was the first dip I ever tried
   
   I have a hammer of grizzly wintergreen in right now
9. 2016-12-20 at 3:24 AM UTC in Is anyone here a history nut
   cerakote African Astronaut
   History is one of my biggest nerdboner triggers
10. 2016-12-19 at 5:39 AM UTC in Would you rather die all alone, or along with a bunch of other people?
    cerakote African Astronaut
    id like to think by myself but tbh id rather have people close to me be there so i can give myself a sense of mental closure
11. 2016-12-19 at 5:37 AM UTC in Are there any non-majoritarian theists here?
    cerakote African Astronaut
    im an old testament observing sabbitarian christian who doesnt practice pagan holidays like christmas, easter, etc
    
    i hate this time of year
12. 2016-12-19 at 5:35 AM UTC in DAMN!! I WAS A GOD AND I FELL IN A DEATH TRAP!!! ITS NOT EVEN FAIR!!! I'M DEAD IN 1 - 3 DAYS!!!! :( :( :(
    cerakote African Astronaut
    bling, clock into the psych ward before you hurt yourself
13. 2016-12-19 at 5:31 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
    cerakote African Astronaut

    Originally posted by aldra snus is for eurodegenerates

    
    its also for the trashcan
    
    

    Originally posted by Actor Wouldn't this be a sweet blotter design
    
    .

    
    someone make a strobe flashing version of this and send it to the epileptic cuck guy from a few threads ago
14. 2016-12-19 at 5:29 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
    cerakote African Astronaut

    Originally posted by aldra snus is for eurodegenerates

    
    its also for the trashcan
15. 2016-12-19 at 4:28 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
    cerakote African Astronaut
    whichever faggot invented snus needs to die screaming
    
    NEVER buy general white
    
    its fucking T R A S H
    
    i have never wanted to die while consuming a tobacco product that badly
    
    grizzly wintergreen or fuck off
16. 2016-12-19 at 4:24 AM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
    cerakote African Astronaut
    FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH
17. 2016-12-18 at 5:40 AM UTC in Where to procure spice
    cerakote African Astronaut

    Originally posted by the holy ghost you probably won't die. you'll probably get higher than you've ever been in your life.
    
    it's worth trying imo. i'd say it's more dangerous than crack or heroin but safer than huffing paint.

    
    i have drug seeking tendencies but if it means i develop schizophrenia i might reconsider
18. 2016-12-18 at 5:29 AM UTC in Where to procure spice
    cerakote African Astronaut

    Originally posted by the holy ghost spice is research chem roulette

    
    well i'm not too sure i want to try it anymore
    
    
19. 2016-12-18 at 5:13 AM UTC in Where to procure spice
    cerakote African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Lanny I was really hoping against hope someone would call it out for being bad. Thank you malice.

    
    we have actually reached sub-meta meta-irony
    
    this is a milestone for humanity
20. 2016-12-18 at 5:10 AM UTC in Americans are so goddamn ignorant
    cerakote African Astronaut
    >shitposting the "hurr durr stupid sheeple im so enlightened" shitpost
    
    fuck off