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2017-01-14 at 8:20 PM UTC in Oh boy...
Originally posted by the holy ghost i just want a girl thatll dissect a dog while i fuck her in the ass
this is a very realistic goal -
2017-01-14 at 8:19 PM UTC in Your IRL SPECIAL stats
Originally posted by the holy ghost Strength - I N F I N I T Y
Perception - ||-4||3|||53|4|||
Endurance - check my kegels 8=>~~~~~~~NNNNNNMMMMM saw wave cummies at accelerating frequencies
Charisma - *recites every digit of pi*
Intelligence - flowers for mongolroy
Agility - all the positive traits of niggers with none of the negative traits of jedis
Luck - 777
hahaha im lanny im so fucking clever
>saw wave cummies
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2017-01-14 at 8:19 PM UTC in IRC or similar chat solution?
Originally posted by Sophie I gotchu.
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2017-01-14 at 8:18 PM UTC in When you are walking somewhere, what are you doing?
Originally posted by Sophie Wew, that must be stressful.
yeah, thats why i forgo walking to places close by and just drive instead -
2017-01-14 at 8:16 PM UTC in When you are walking somewhere, what are you doing?i get all nice and anxious and think every car that passes by me is staring at me
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2017-01-14 at 8:15 PM UTC in IRC or similar chat solution?
Originally posted by Sophie Welcome anon onii-fam. Which chan was the url posted to? And in what context?
another person gets inducted into the tbh fam
our ranks are growing bigger by the day sophie i believe this calls for a drank out of the celebratory doublecup -
2017-01-14 at 8:13 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
Originally posted by Malice When you're nauseous, but can't smoke weed for the anti-emetic properties because the smoke/vapor makes you too nauseas to hold in. Feels bad, man.
Interestingly, my sense of taste and smell seem to be greatly amplified. Things smell and taste horrible. Could be an adaption for detecting things that could further aggravate you in a weakened state, possible only negative scents and tastes are amplified.
Pear cider sounds great right now.
taking big drags off of menthol cigarettes does that to me while im drunk
i remember the time when i ate a whole bag of takis and drank a can of chelada along with some other shitty beer and when i came back in from smoking i yacked red shit everywhere, it looked like i brained someone with a hammer and threw it all over my carpet
that was a rough night -
2017-01-14 at 5:38 PM UTC in Your IRL SPECIAL stats
Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher For those unfamiliar, in fallout 3/new Vegas you got 40 points to put into seven categories, with a maximum of 10 points to one category.
The categories were Strength, Perception, Endurance, Charisma, Intelligence, Agility, and Luck.
Post what yours would be IRL.
Mine:
Strength - 8
Perception - 9
Endurance - 6
Charisma - 2
Intelligence - 8 (inb4 whatsyouriq?!?!)
Agility - 3
Luck - 4
STR - 8
PER - 6
END - 5
CHA - 6
INT - 9
AGI - 6 -
2017-01-13 at 10:57 PM UTC in My dad is basically the Marlboro Man...
Originally posted by HampTheToker Also, consider this.
We're about to smoke our fifth blunt of this.
thats some bomb ass weed -
2017-01-13 at 10:56 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
Originally posted by the holy ghost adderall erryday made me lose 40 pounds in 1 month
another of the reasons i love speed
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2017-01-13 at 10:54 PM UTC in How do I source out ebony wood for a rifle stock?
Originally posted by Phoenix If anyone can find me a source on some dark hardwood (the blacker the better), I'd much appreciate it. It seems like every dark hardwood is almost impossible to source in dimensions that would be suitable for a rifle/shotgun stock.
[I'm mostly posting this because the last post was in fucking November and it's currently January.]
use ironwood and walnut stain, put some lacquer on it -
2017-01-13 at 10:53 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
Originally posted by the holy ghost pics of fat sperging for reference
what is height
i'd be too embarrassed to post my childhood pictures, but when I've achieved my weight goal I'll post a comparison pic (i deleted the one i took in mar. 2016, oldest pic i have available for weight tracking was july)
I'm 6'3", 6'4" with boots on. I've grown 8 inches in height in less than 2 years, so I'll be growing taller for a good while. I love germanic genes and tall parents -
2017-01-13 at 10:46 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
Originally posted by the holy ghost i dream of the day we fight in the duel arena
you seem like a younger version of me but with more cringey values
i'm a bad motherfucker with a royal crossbow
as for the cringey values, i'm going through a period of social "growing pains" -- all of my life i've been a fat sperg and now that i'm growing up and changing for the better, my brain is transitioning from that of a loser kid to a confident man. it's amazing how much losing weight will do for you. dropped from 330lbs (starting march 2016) to 265lbs atm and still have another 70 lbs to go before i reach the goal weight i want to hit -
2017-01-13 at 10:38 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
Originally posted by the holy ghost i was joking
i snorted adderall a little bit ago, my bad -
2017-01-13 at 10:35 PM UTC in We got our first abuse report!
Originally posted by cerakote i dont suppose there's any way you can prevent these bots from creating more of these problems in the future?
Originally posted by Merlin Sorry I am but a simple human.
i meant to quote lanny, but you can do some magic and wave your meme wand if it will get the job done -
2017-01-13 at 10:34 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
Originally posted by the holy ghost teenage solipsist and doesnt even afraid of the void
i am by no means a solipsist, but i am the only thing that has been consistent. i'm not trying to sound edgy or anything, but i've been the only thing that's there when i'm in trouble. the best way to get through life is by only counting on yourself. im damn sure not afraid of death but i am wary of it. when my time comes it comes but i'll die screaming and pissing napalm before i go out -
2017-01-13 at 10:32 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
Originally posted by Merlin Case and point. It attracts low lifes.
well, in my case, the LEO was my grandpa. he died in january. he had a very distinguished career as a K9 officer specializing in bomb and explosive detection. the lowlife thing was a product of my grandma's mental problems and the location of their upbringing. their house was in shitville and my grandma has several mental issues that, from my understanding, have been a lifelong issue. my mom was just kind of a wild child, my uncle was a troublemaker and both of them started getting involved with drugs at an early age. my aunt has always been a little off but from what i've seen she's the most "normal" (and she still is kind of fucked). my dad's side of the family is the orderly side but he and his siblings had some problems growing up with each other. as a parent my dad has done a commendable job of keeping me away from that kind of person. getting into drugs was my doing but i still maintain a job, responsiblities, and extracurricular activities -
2017-01-13 at 10:13 PM UTC in We got our first abuse report!
Originally posted by Merlin Woah so when robots enslave humans we'll be the ones making automated requests and the robots will have to be the ones to verify them.
i dont suppose there's any way you can prevent these bots from creating more of these problems in the future? -
2017-01-13 at 10:12 PM UTC in Markets
Originally posted by Lanny This lol.
I could open a subforum for trading/selling stuff I guess but I'm sure as hell not going to play escrow, deal with shipping/fraud logistics, or underwrite any transactions.
What the hell are you people even going to sell that isn't drugs anyway?
personal belongings. i'd rather fill/satisfy the need of one of you guys vs. a craigslist random; it would be no more trouble than using it and i would know that i helped out someone here or they helped me out, as the case may be
say you needed a burner phone. i have a burner phone to sell. i sell you the burner phone and because of the relationship i share with you as a fellow member of this forum you and i both feel more comfortable with it and the intrapersonal bond of people here grows. which is important enough considering more than a few people have fallen on hard times and if it comes to hocking your shit to get by i'd rather do it with someone i'm at least mildly acquainted online with than someone i've never spoken to/seen before -
2017-01-13 at 10:07 PM UTC in Throwing someone under the bus
Originally posted by mso8 i've never had a job before, except for that one time where i was doing some trial work at that grocery store they said they'd contact me whether they'd accept me or not either way but in the end no one called, those fucking niggers.
this happened at my current place of employment. i applied in the beginning of june days after my friend did, he got the job and they said they'd call me to keep me posted and never did. 6 months later, they're understaffed, and i get the job near-on immediately