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Posts by cerakote

  1. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RisiR I'd fuck you up with a full pack and 2 grand in my pockets you bitch ass faggot. Don't talk to me.

    without any milk?
  2. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump I will make more benadryl than any other human in history. I'm going to drop everything in my life to pursue the goal of setting a world record for the most amount of benadryl made ever. This is what I was born to do.

    drop me a line when you got your first oz made and ill buy
  3. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump My house was the local drug den, its hard to clean the kitchen when there's hookers smoking crack on the stove and drugs being manufactured in the basement.

    My parents felt bad so they would give me $100 for the weekend and I would go stay at a friends house every weekend and we usually saw a movie or ordered pizza.

    I woukd come home Sunday night and the house would be completely trashed, all the valuables from my room missing and people passed out all over the place. Usually nobody slept this entire time and they are still in party mode.

    Sometimes the party goes through Monday morning and they are still there when I go to school and still there when I come back. Nobody leaves until the drugs run out, and there is a constant flurry of dealers and fiends so the drugs never ran out.

    I tried to change the cat litter box once and some tweeked out looking crackhead wouldn't let me in the basement even though it was my house. He just stood in front of the door and said "can't do down there kid"

    tfw too white to live this reality

    its hard being a trap nigga
  4. cerakote African Astronaut
    i got my pills for my bundy cwe from there

    (i didnt pay for them)
  5. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RisiR "Cats assume I'm cracking jokes but I ain't laughing folks, I'd slit your throat for a pack of smokes if my ass was broke".

    unironically yes

    although when im broke and need my nic fix i buy a pack of kings since theyre a dollar for 4 "cigars"
  6. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump I've been doing beeeebbebbeebdrylll way before it was cool. I always keep 100 50mg gelcaps on hand for emergencies. It's a good drug when you have no other drugs but if I have a bag of weed and a good drink I really have no reason to take these garbage pills anymore.

    If I had pure DPH powder that would be another story though, maybe I should fire up a batch and sell it on ebay or some shit, it is legal…..

    ill buy for wholesale prices
  7. cerakote African Astronaut
    i shat myself at a little league baseball tournament

    i played catcher so every time i popped a squat i could feel the doodoo against my bung

    fuck
  8. cerakote African Astronaut
    im gay
  9. cerakote African Astronaut
    you guys got me hooked on benadryl
  10. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RisiR You wouldn't do shit, nigga.

    bet i wont til i kick in the door and rob you for a dimebag :^)
  11. cerakote African Astronaut
    le darkweb sekritklub
  12. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ STEALING IT. 😁

    i guess thats a viable option but i dont have a firearm or else id stick dealers up all day to afford a reup from my plug
  13. cerakote African Astronaut
    tfw grinding up weed at my desk like 3 hours ago and when my dad comes home he says it smells like it

    i literally didnt smoke

    does this mean my trucks are high quality
  14. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by HampTheToker Still haven't been to see my doctor. Went to work instead…

    sounds like the healthy, responsible thing to do
  15. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump People that think working is the only way to make money are
    Fucking Retards

    how else do you make money besides selling work
  16. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by HampTheToker I've got to go back to see a doctor. Pus is just oozing out of it because every time I talk or chew or whatever it cracks open. Never in life have I had an abscess like this before. Probably staph or some shit.

    staph sounds like it might be right

    and you can get fucked up bad if you let that go untreated
  17. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RestStop I could make it last about a week when I first started…actually I could probably still do that.

    did you smoke it or snort it?

    i dont want to bang it
  18. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL You haven't got a clue what you're talking about, kid.

    An abscess is a collection of pus that has built up within the tissue of the body.

    t. wikipedia
  19. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by HampTheToker To be honest, it is quite painful. I have a high tolerance for pain, but they never asked me about pain at any point. If my camera was better, then you'd see the carnage. I popped it again last night and today by accident. My nephew bumped me right on it and peeled the scab back. There was more pus, so I grabbed a couple of q-tips and ignored the pain.

    an abscess?

    had (still have, just not as bad) one on my waist that i lanced myself a few days ago. took a safety pin, sterilized it with a lighter, and stuck it in the areas and got as many of the pockets of pus i could before the area was too inflamed. hasnt bothered me the last couple of days but ill probably go back at it tonight and see if i cant get the last big pocket
  20. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by HampTheToker I don't know what that is, but it kind of sounds like a pathogen.

    its a counterstrike esports team
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